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Just before you drop a load it probably looks very similar to a turtle poking his head out of his shell. There is always some hang time involved wheter it be a couple of seconds or up to half a minute.

The point at which there is no turning back, you are completely committed to dropping a solid stanky nasty load - but, it has not completely come out.
"I need to go dump now-I've got a turtle pokin'-where is the fricken shitter in this effen campsite!!"

"Hey buddy, I think your kid has a turtle pokin in the back of his bathing suit--can you get him out of the effen pool?"
by R. Trelford March 8, 2004
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"Hmmm....interesting, your labs are shaped like butterfly wings!"

"You can tell how big her nasty labs are when she wears those tight jeans-someone should tell her"
by R. Trelford March 5, 2004
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