R. Trelford's definitions

Bat-wings

When both sides of your nutsack adheres to your inner-thigh.

Bat-wings are preventable by;
1. Washing your nutsack once in a while
2. Wearing tighty-whities or boxer briefs
3. Air cnditioning will stop the flow of heat and thus slow down the process of sweaty nuts.

When I wake up after a hot night/banging, I will typically wake up with bat-wings if I sleep in the buff or with loose boxers.

"Hey babe, wake up! Check this out! When I open my legs, it's like bat-wings!"

by R. Trelford May 13, 2005

bent

Used to describe to a buddy what your fantasy or intentions are when you see a smokin piece of ass. Mainly in regards to standing behind a woman, gently pushing her forward so that while she is standing she bends forward giving you full access for Doggystyle delight! Rather than actually saying "Oh man that chick is hot! I would love to get behind that ass and pound it all night long!" You just say "Bent!"

All one needs to say is simply "Bent"
Your buddy should clue in to what you are talking about, without the both of you being so obvious while in close proximity of the "bendee."

"Bent"

by R. Trelford March 4, 2004