R. Kemp's definitions

I did it for the lulz

The catch-all excuse for the denizens at Encylopedia Dramatica to be as racist, sexist, anti-semitic, and any other form of bigotry as they want to be and turn their page into the Stormfront wiki.

Angry black man with a bat: I know it was you that turned the article about O.J. Simpson into a rant about niggers!

ED user: But...but.... I did it for the lulz!

*Thwack* *Thwack* *Thwack*

by R. Kemp November 19, 2010

sambo

Derogatory term and drawn caricature aganist black people. The illustratory represenation, made famous by minstrel shows and Stepin Fetchit, is a black person with bugged eyes and pouty red or beige lips pronounced to the point of absurdity.

Many Japanese still think of blacks in terms of the sambo image due to the influence of American cartoonists during the occupation of Japan and the way white soldiers treated black soldiers. The sambo caricature is also the illustration of choice for racist depictions of black people since the 1930s.

by R. Kemp April 8, 2006

molasses

A slang word for cum or semen.

The girl's cooch was so tight that I was bustin' blackberry molasses in no time!

by R. Kemp July 24, 2006

Time Sink

A term used for videogames that require a great amount of time to be invested in them. A defining characteristic of a time sink is that due to the immersiveness of the game, the time spent playing these games feels small when in reality, the gamer has been playing for hours.

Do NOT play Civilization 4 or Oblivion. Those games are such time sinks that when you finsih, you'll be paying for your next game with your retirement checks.

by R. Kemp June 11, 2006

fishwrap

Slang for any printed journalistic medium (newspaper, magazine, etc.) with such low credibility and standards in acceptable journalism, that its only useful function is to wrap fresh fish in.

"The Sun" is a sensationalist fishwrap read by 10 million people daily in the UK.

If you are not a Sony Playstation fan, Electronic Gaming Monthly is a fishwrap.

by R. Kemp May 2, 2006

break north

To run away from something or someone. Usually from the authorities.

I had a pocket full of X when the cops raided the rave, so I had to break north or go to jail.

by R. Kemp May 6, 2006

yellow fever

An affliction the webmasters at Urban Dictionary seem to have an acute case of. Reload their front page 10 times, and I bet a different asian girl pops up 9 times.

Obsess much, guys? Your yellow fever has infected nearly the entire site

by R. Kemp December 28, 2005