R. Kemp's definitions
A dirty prank where someone poops in the water tank of a commode, leaving a rank smell and bits of poop showing up in the water everytime you flush.
WTF?! I just took a shit, and the toilet is shitting on my shit. Some little shit musta given me a foul ball!
by R. Kemp August 23, 2006
Get the foul ballmug. The pinnacle of patheticness. These people take it on themselves and believe it is their obligation to preserve the "morality" of the internet by (and not limited to):
- telling others what is right and wrong in the form of a flame.
- emailing board mods to take action aganist the member of a board because they did something they didn't like (i.e. getting owned in an arguement)
- emailing ISP abuse emails to rat on a person because they don't like what they are posting or saying.
They have the deluded thought that by doing this that they will leave their mark on the Internet and have users singing their praises. However, the real world doesn't work that way, they get flamed by everyone, and because things don't work out the way they expect, their mind can't handle it and they begin the downward spiral into becoming a kook.
- telling others what is right and wrong in the form of a flame.
- emailing board mods to take action aganist the member of a board because they did something they didn't like (i.e. getting owned in an arguement)
- emailing ISP abuse emails to rat on a person because they don't like what they are posting or saying.
They have the deluded thought that by doing this that they will leave their mark on the Internet and have users singing their praises. However, the real world doesn't work that way, they get flamed by everyone, and because things don't work out the way they expect, their mind can't handle it and they begin the downward spiral into becoming a kook.
Netcops are pathetic SOBs that haven't gotten past the egocentric and tattle-tale stage of development. Bellvue always needs new customers...give 'em your worst!
by R. Kemp September 25, 2005
Get the netcopmug. A black person that does their best to please white people even if it means disowning their own racial identity.
by R. Kemp February 12, 2005
Get the house niggermug. An antihero does the right thing if there is an ulterior motive behind it because doing the right thing for the sake of doing the right thing signifies he/she has feet of clay.
by R. Kemp December 15, 2005
Get the feet of claymug. A euphemised term of an "infamous" surprise attack like the one at Pearl Harbor is called when the winners are the ones who did the surprise attack and write the history books.
The U.S. did a surprise missile strike at the beginning of the Iraq War known as a "decapitation attack". Shouldn't this be a day that will live in infamy as well?
by R. Kemp April 23, 2005
Get the Pre-emptive Strikemug. French Canadian attempt at anime, complete with enigmatic Japanese girl, superficial girl, twist headband guy, and a shitload of dorks. At least it isn't a 100% sellout cartoon like Teen Titans.
If you want to copy anime, at least get the spellings right! LYOKO shouldn't have an "L" as there is no "L" in Romanicized Japanese.
by R. Kemp August 5, 2004
Get the Code: Lyokomug. A cartoon made by wapanese for the wapanese. Unfortunately, it's not made in Japan, automatically making it crap in the eyes of the wapanese.
If you take away all the Japanimation pratfalls, facial expressions, and deformed contortions from Teen Titans, you would have an OK show. Oh yeah...there wouldn't be a show.
by R. Kemp February 8, 2005
Get the Teen Titansmug.