R. Kemp's definitions

14:59

It comes from the "15 minutes of fame" catchphrase coined by Andy Warhol. A celebrity that is 14:59 is on the cusp of losing their relevance and falling out of fame.

Madonna's attempts to become a children's writer is a sure sign that she has gone 14:59.

by R. Kemp April 11, 2005

feet of clay

A figure of speech meant to signify weakness.

An antihero does the right thing if there is an ulterior motive behind it because doing the right thing for the sake of doing the right thing signifies he/she has feet of clay.

by R. Kemp December 15, 2005

kawaii

Means "cute" or "pretty" in Japanese. Grossly overused by fat wapanese dorks in their futile attempts to woo their school's female Japanese exchange student(s).

Reality Check: Native Japanese don't use the word "kawaii" as much as you dorks do. Shut it down.

by R. Kemp August 5, 2004

fishwrap

Slang for any printed journalistic medium (newspaper, magazine, etc.) with such low credibility and standards in acceptable journalism, that its only useful function is to wrap fresh fish in.

"The Sun" is a sensationalist fishwrap read by 10 million people daily in the UK.

If you are not a Sony Playstation fan, Electronic Gaming Monthly is a fishwrap.

by R. Kemp May 2, 2006

B-Dash

The term used for running in platform style videogames due to the fact that nearly all of them use the B button to run.

Might be a little too fast (B-DASH!!)
Might fall into a hole (B-DASH!!)
Might crash into some turtles (B-DASH!!)
This pipe might go underground (B-DASH!!)
Might be able to breathe underwater (B-DASH!!)
Might jump over mountains too (B-DASH!!)
Might use Mario too much (B-DASH!!)
Luigi might be sulking (B-DASH!!)

by R. Kemp June 9, 2005

do a Bush

The Ultimate dinner faux pas. It involves eating sushi (or something else you don't like) and then puking the contents onto the person next to you. Its origins come from when George Bush Sr. visited Japan, ate sushi, and ended up puking all over the prime minister. In Japan, it is known as Bushu-suru.

I'll order the Escargot as long as you don't do a Bush.

by R. Kemp August 22, 2004

Code: Lyoko

French Canadian attempt at anime, complete with enigmatic Japanese girl, superficial girl, twist headband guy, and a shitload of dorks. At least it isn't a 100% sellout cartoon like Teen Titans.

If you want to copy anime, at least get the spellings right! LYOKO shouldn't have an "L" as there is no "L" in Romanicized Japanese.

by R. Kemp August 5, 2004