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rapeman

Another name for NBA star Kobe Bryant.
In Eagle, Colorado the women wear tight jeans, for they fear the wrath of Rapeman!
by R. Kemp January 23, 2005
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yellow fever

An affliction the webmasters at Urban Dictionary seem to have an acute case of. Reload their front page 10 times, and I bet a different asian girl pops up 9 times.
Obsess much, guys? Your yellow fever has infected nearly the entire site
by R. Kemp December 28, 2005
mugGet the yellow fevermug.

American Card

Similar to the race card, this has been a phenomena in the 2004 Olympic Games in Athens used by non-U.S. athletes or by fans of non-U.S. teams as to why an American wins a gold medal or why an American finishes above another country's athlete. The claim is that the IOC is in collusion with the U.S. teams and predetermines results when the truth is that after the 2002 scandals in Salt Lake, the IOC is very anti-American at this point. It serves a double purpose:

1) To justify a loss from an athlete.

2) To voice anti-American sentiment had by athletes, staff, and fans since before the games began.
Prime example: Svetlana Khorkina says the reason she didn't win the All-Around was because she wasn't American.

Another example: S. Koreans are attacking Americans for the scoring error more than the judges that committed the error. Where were they when judges from France and Russia were in collusion to guarantee their skaters gold medals?
by R. Kemp August 23, 2004
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Lita

When you screw around on your boyfriend with a married man and come out on top (pun intended).
John's girlfriend at work Lita'd their co-worker. John got fired a week later and his girlfriend and co-worker got a promotion! Only in America!
by R. Kemp May 4, 2005
mugGet the Litamug.

Buck

Damn, that Mandingo is big nigger buck!
by R. Kemp February 17, 2005
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PKB

Stands for Pot, Kettle, Black. Used as an abbreviation on USENET and message boards to point out hypocracy.
When he called me a hopeless virgin, the PKB meter exploded.
by R. Kemp September 22, 2004
mugGet the PKBmug.

asian women

Something the webmasters on UD have an obvious fetish for considering one shows up in about 95% of their front page photos.
UD's got yellow fever! Not that there's anything wrong with that.
by R. Kemp April 24, 2005
mugGet the asian womenmug.

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