R@D's definitions
An advanced bong maneuver used by potheads too poor to afford dabs, or without a hookup for dabs. You pack a bowl in the best bong you can find, exhale and empty your lungs completely, and then light it and start ripping that shit until your herb burns out AND the chamber is completely cleared. Keep pulling it for 1 more second to draw in some air, then hold your breath for a moment, and exhale slowly through your nose.
Example 1:
1: Damn fam ever since I moved back home for the summer all I've got is my old weed hookup from high school.
2: Fuck it wanna do Hobo Dabs?
1: Yeah.
2. Cool.
1: Ok.
Example 2:
1: Holy shit fam I'm broken. I am falling off of the thread of time man.
2: Kids do not try a Hobo Dab at home. Or ever.
1: Is Popeyes still open?
2: I don't know.
1: Ok.
2: Sorry.
1: Ok.
1: Damn fam ever since I moved back home for the summer all I've got is my old weed hookup from high school.
2: Fuck it wanna do Hobo Dabs?
1: Yeah.
2. Cool.
1: Ok.
Example 2:
1: Holy shit fam I'm broken. I am falling off of the thread of time man.
2: Kids do not try a Hobo Dab at home. Or ever.
1: Is Popeyes still open?
2: I don't know.
1: Ok.
2: Sorry.
1: Ok.
by R@D January 28, 2018
Get the Hobo Dabmug. The world's way of reminding musicians God isn't real.
A chance for percussionists to shine, string players to figure out which among them masturbates the most, and woodwind players to literally exhale their own lungs and intestines.
Something which metal guitarists apparently think is normal.
Twice the speed of a 32nd note, and half the speed of the fabled 128th note.
A chance for percussionists to shine, string players to figure out which among them masturbates the most, and woodwind players to literally exhale their own lungs and intestines.
Something which metal guitarists apparently think is normal.
Twice the speed of a 32nd note, and half the speed of the fabled 128th note.
This new piece has 64th notes. I didn't even know this notation exists.
This literally cannot get any worse... OH GOD IT SWITCHES TO DOUBLETIME 13/8 ON MEASURE 86.
This literally cannot get any worse... OH GOD IT SWITCHES TO DOUBLETIME 13/8 ON MEASURE 86.
by R@D October 20, 2016
Get the 64th Notemug. 
Get the THCmug. An argument strategy in which person A, after calling person B something derogatory, brings up misinformation on a subject which a person rightfully belonging under said derogatory label would be passionate about, even if the information is relatively common knowledge. If person B is struggling for a rebuttal and decides to instead criticize person A's lack of understanding of the subject as a means of degrading them, they will instead end up lending validity to person A's insult by appearing to be knowledgeable on topics which a person belonging to the derogatory label would normally be knowledgeable on. Anyone attempting a Fool's Strawman can appear less intelligent and jock-ish due to the nature of the maneuver, but is usually of higher intelligence than the person they are roasting. It is best explained by example:
A: Wow, I bet you jerk off to those Chinese hentais you f***ing f**g.
B: Haha, those are Japanese not Chinese, you can't even get that right? R****d.
A: I wouldn't know, I don't watch that s**t... you would know though.
As we can see, B falls right into the Fool's Strawman by showing some degree of knowledge on the topic of hentai, thus making A's accusations more credible. Let's keep going:
B: Wow you're so edgy, f***ing memelord using tricks he learned on Urban Dictionary and s**t.
A: What the f**k is a memelord? Are you one of those 4chan f****ts? Are you gonna be triggered if I don't get your gender right?
B: That's not a 4chan thing, that's Tumblr!
A: Sorry, I don't sit on my computer jerking off to hentai and going on 4chan instead of talking to girls.
B: Haha, those are Japanese not Chinese, you can't even get that right? R****d.
A: I wouldn't know, I don't watch that s**t... you would know though.
As we can see, B falls right into the Fool's Strawman by showing some degree of knowledge on the topic of hentai, thus making A's accusations more credible. Let's keep going:
B: Wow you're so edgy, f***ing memelord using tricks he learned on Urban Dictionary and s**t.
A: What the f**k is a memelord? Are you one of those 4chan f****ts? Are you gonna be triggered if I don't get your gender right?
B: That's not a 4chan thing, that's Tumblr!
A: Sorry, I don't sit on my computer jerking off to hentai and going on 4chan instead of talking to girls.
by R@D November 8, 2016
Get the Fool's Strawmanmug. A Yu-Gi-Oh!-inspired card game with a Yugoslav Wars theme. Same premise, but instead of spiky-haired lil' fuckboys dueling monsters it is played by hulking Slavs and instead of using cards to summon monsters they beat the shit out of each other with lead pipes and rebar like real men.
Hey Vladimir, you want to play Yugo-Oh!?
No fuck off Dimitri, you have arm like bear and knock out two my teeth cyka blyat.
No fuck off Dimitri, you have arm like bear and knock out two my teeth cyka blyat.
by R@D June 14, 2019
Get the Yugo-Oh!mug. Trigger. Noun. 1. A small device that releases a spring or catch and so sets off a mechanism, especially in order to fire a gun.
2. Something which causes debilitating flashbacks, intense emotional and physical reactions, and even hallucinations in individuals suffering from PTSD. These can sometimes require emergency medical response and hospitalization. Those suffering from PTSD generally get treated through CBT and DBT to better function in society and live more normal lives.
3. Tumblr's synonym for "Anger" and "Annoyance". Tumblr is a place where people pretend to suffer from PTSD and other mental disorders and then claim to be "triggered" by things such as free speech, responsibilities, criticism, and reality.
2. Something which causes debilitating flashbacks, intense emotional and physical reactions, and even hallucinations in individuals suffering from PTSD. These can sometimes require emergency medical response and hospitalization. Those suffering from PTSD generally get treated through CBT and DBT to better function in society and live more normal lives.
3. Tumblr's synonym for "Anger" and "Annoyance". Tumblr is a place where people pretend to suffer from PTSD and other mental disorders and then claim to be "triggered" by things such as free speech, responsibilities, criticism, and reality.
Hey Dave! Could you take a look at my rifle? The trigger is jamming and I am no good repairing things like that.
Our neighbor Bob is a veteran, so we respectfully decline to shoot any fireworks on July 4th. He watched several of his lifelong friends die and is partially deaf from an explosion. Hearing anything that sounds like bombardment is a trigger for the poor guy.
Anita was triggered by a post online about the health benefits of sex which only mentioned heterosexual and homosexual sex, making no reference to cross-species intercourse. Because xe considers xerself a badger-kin, xe felt discriminated against and decided to rant about it on Tumblr.
Our neighbor Bob is a veteran, so we respectfully decline to shoot any fireworks on July 4th. He watched several of his lifelong friends die and is partially deaf from an explosion. Hearing anything that sounds like bombardment is a trigger for the poor guy.
Anita was triggered by a post online about the health benefits of sex which only mentioned heterosexual and homosexual sex, making no reference to cross-species intercourse. Because xe considers xerself a badger-kin, xe felt discriminated against and decided to rant about it on Tumblr.
by R@D October 20, 2016
Get the triggermug. The penis of a man with extremely poor hygiene. It is named after the titan arum flower, also known as the corpse flower, whose proper species name (Amorphophallus titanum) roughly translates from Latin as "giant, misshapen penis) and whose odor resembles the smell of a rotting animal.
Synonyms include smelly dick, stinky cock, putrid phallus, and Nickelback.
Synonyms include smelly dick, stinky cock, putrid phallus, and Nickelback.
So how was your date with that guy you're seeing? Did you finally bang?
Oh god no. As soon as he pulled off his pants I could smell his titanarum. I puked in my mouth a little.
Oh god no. As soon as he pulled off his pants I could smell his titanarum. I puked in my mouth a little.
by R@D December 6, 2016
Get the Titanarummug.