My friend Eugene just became the Eylmaogene of my town after setting a new highscore on the YiffnessGram™ test. I don't know what that is, but he's happy about it so I am proud of him!
by R@D November 08, 2016
A sex move where you suck his dick, make him think you swallowed, go in for a kiss and forcefully blow all the cum into his mouth.
Hey Karen let's go clubbing.
Clubbing? I thought you had a boyfriend?
Nah. He dumped me after I gave him a Kiss of Judas.
Why the hell would you ever do that to anyone!?
It was funny.
Clubbing? I thought you had a boyfriend?
Nah. He dumped me after I gave him a Kiss of Judas.
Why the hell would you ever do that to anyone!?
It was funny.
by R@D December 17, 2016
A: Ay boys im about to do some laxatives to detox who doing it with me
B: Have you progressed through psychedelics into laxatives
C: LOL The key is to be on laxatives and psychedelics similtaneously. That way you can babble incoherently while you shit uncontrollably
B: a free trial of being a senior
A: Hold up I think I got an idea... Let's call them Alzheimers
B: Have you progressed through psychedelics into laxatives
C: LOL The key is to be on laxatives and psychedelics similtaneously. That way you can babble incoherently while you shit uncontrollably
B: a free trial of being a senior
A: Hold up I think I got an idea... Let's call them Alzheimers
by R@D October 27, 2020
A mass of idiots who pride themselves on being silent and making up a significant portion of the population (never actually more than 50%, or anywhere close). In reality, they are brain-dead cretins afraid of opening their mouths because they know any informed individual can prove them wrong; rather than being open-minded and engaging in debate, they hide from any debating what-so-ever as a way of preserving their stupidity and ignorance. Thus they are "silent" because you won't hear them participating in intellectual discourse but, come election day (or any other major vote), you will see these jackasses show up to cast votes.
by R@D December 12, 2016
An advanced bong maneuver used by potheads too poor to afford dabs, or without a hookup for dabs. You pack a bowl in the best bong you can find, exhale and empty your lungs completely, and then light it and start ripping that shit until your herb burns out AND the chamber is completely cleared. Keep pulling it for 1 more second to draw in some air, then hold your breath for a moment, and exhale slowly through your nose.
Example 1:
1: Damn fam ever since I moved back home for the summer all I've got is my old weed hookup from high school.
2: Fuck it wanna do Hobo Dabs?
1: Yeah.
2. Cool.
1: Ok.
Example 2:
1: Holy shit fam I'm broken. I am falling off of the thread of time man.
2: Kids do not try a Hobo Dab at home. Or ever.
1: Is Popeyes still open?
2: I don't know.
1: Ok.
2: Sorry.
1: Ok.
1: Damn fam ever since I moved back home for the summer all I've got is my old weed hookup from high school.
2: Fuck it wanna do Hobo Dabs?
1: Yeah.
2. Cool.
1: Ok.
Example 2:
1: Holy shit fam I'm broken. I am falling off of the thread of time man.
2: Kids do not try a Hobo Dab at home. Or ever.
1: Is Popeyes still open?
2: I don't know.
1: Ok.
2: Sorry.
1: Ok.
by R@D January 28, 2018
The world's way of reminding musicians God isn't real.
A chance for percussionists to shine, string players to figure out which among them masturbates the most, and woodwind players to literally exhale their own lungs and intestines.
Something which metal guitarists apparently think is normal.
Twice the speed of a 32nd note, and half the speed of the fabled 128th note.
A chance for percussionists to shine, string players to figure out which among them masturbates the most, and woodwind players to literally exhale their own lungs and intestines.
Something which metal guitarists apparently think is normal.
Twice the speed of a 32nd note, and half the speed of the fabled 128th note.
This new piece has 64th notes. I didn't even know this notation exists.
This literally cannot get any worse... OH GOD IT SWITCHES TO DOUBLETIME 13/8 ON MEASURE 86.
This literally cannot get any worse... OH GOD IT SWITCHES TO DOUBLETIME 13/8 ON MEASURE 86.
by R@D October 21, 2016
A Yu-Gi-Oh!-inspired card game with a Yugoslav Wars theme. Same premise, but instead of spiky-haired lil' fuckboys dueling monsters it is played by hulking Slavs and instead of using cards to summon monsters they beat the shit out of each other with lead pipes and rebar like real men.
Hey Vladimir, you want to play Yugo-Oh!?
No fuck off Dimitri, you have arm like bear and knock out two my teeth cyka blyat.
No fuck off Dimitri, you have arm like bear and knock out two my teeth cyka blyat.
by R@D June 14, 2019