2 definitions by Quizzledorf

A "bro" who works as a pharmacist and predicts the future quite often.
"...damn brostradamus, how'd you know I'd get in the car crash?"
"I don't know. Have some vicodin."
by Quizzledorf May 12, 2008
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An action used to express and/or describe some one's or some thing's epic fail at carrying out simple task(s). *Punch punch punch* is demonstrated by the punching of one's own open palm 3 times. No more and no less. It must make a punching or "slapping" sound in order to create the right effect.
"There's a 3v0 breakaway and Sam has the puck!"
"WTF? He's running into the wall"
**Punch punch punch**
by Quizzledorf June 12, 2008
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