5 definitions by Quinmill

subsistence nookie

Obviously the term for sleeping with someone you don't want a long term relationship with, but find necessary to keep yourself in hormonal harmony

Howeigh found Davey's personality to be utterly reprehensible but continued to use him as a source of subsistence nookie.

by Quinmill August 7, 2008

tea berry

to urinate in someone's ear and dip your scrotum in the newly created reservoir.

I went to the doctor to complain of an ear infection resulting from the tea berry I received last week. Little did I know there were a few non-identifiable hairs causing the infection

by Quinmill August 31, 2007

whorepath

Used in place of "Warpath" when going out to score some booty.

Braves on the Whorepath, slay in old D.C.!
run and touch and score I want a lot more.

by Quinmill September 27, 2007

charity bang

Helping one of your not-so-good buddies out by taking his not-so-good-looking girl friends home so she stops complaining about a lack of ass.

I think my karma bucket is overflowing from all the girls I've been charity banging lately

by Quinmill October 19, 2007

Vaginal Philanthropy

When your buddy calls you up from a bar because there's more women for him to handle on his own and he wants you there to divert some of the estrogen flow.

Chewie called me up from EPSN Zone because he was with two hot Asian chicks and wanted to spread the wealth. What an act of Vaginal philanthropy!

by Quinmill August 21, 2007