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Hillary Clinton 

Hillary Clinton is the wife of Bill Clinton. During Bill Clinton's presidency, she did all the work as president. Bill Clinton only got to be president because he is a man.
Hillary Clinton: I must find a way to assassinate my husband.

Elizabeth Warren 

Elizabeth is the senior United States senator from Massachusetts. She is a proud indigenous Cherokee woman.
Elizabeth Warren's DNA Results:

99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% European

00.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% Cherokee

Melania Trump 

Donald Trump's 3rd and current wife who he was married to when he became president. Melania is a porno star who only married Donald for his money. Now, she regrets her decision very much and prays to God everyday that Donald dies a slow and painful death.
Interviewer: Melania, what are your thoughts on your husband?

Melania Trump: Oh my god, I hate that cunt! I hope he dies brutal death so I can get inheritance!

Tiffany Trump 

Tiffany Trump is the 4th eldest Trump child and the first child that Donald Trump had with his second wife, Marla Maples. She, like her brother Eric, is a degenerate with an IQ of 43. She is often neglected by her father since she is bad for his public image.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Tiffany Trump?

Donald Trump: Wait, which one was that again?

Interviewer: The daughter you don't have sex with.

Donald Trump: Oh you mean Not-Ivanka! I haven't spoken to her in 20 years!

Eric Trump 

Eric Trump is the third eldest Trump child and the last child that Donald Trump had with Ivana Trump. Eric Trump is known for being a retarded degenerate with an IQ of 24. He is even dumber than his brother, Donald Trump Jr.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Eric Trump?

Donald Trump: My son Eric, is literally retarded. I am totally ashamed to be his father.

Ivanka Trump 

Ivanka Trump is the second oldest child of Donald Trump. She may be romantically involved with her father. She often takes the place of Melania Trump in positions next to her father. Donald Trump said that he would date Ivanka if she were not his daughter.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Ivanka Trump?

Donald Trump: I love how hot she is! I would totally date her if she weren't my daughter!

Donald Trump Jr. 

Donald Trump Jr. is the eldest son of President Donald Trump. He is known for his IQ of 73. His cousin, Mary Trump, often refers to him as his stupidest relative. He is so stupid, it staggers people.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Donald Trump Jr.?

Donald Trump: He is by far, the stupidest boy I have ever met!