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Nikocado Avacado

A fatass on the internet who eats buffets on a daily basis just to get attention. He is around 370 pounds at the moment. He is literally killing himself by eating so much, just for money and attention, and he'll probably die within the next 5 months should he keep this up.
Nikocado Avacado: - eats 40 Chicken McNuggets, 6 Big Macs, 8 Large Fries, and 3 Sodas -

Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.

Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!

Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.
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LeShawna

LeShawna is a badass bitch from Total Drama! She makes a ton of friends, has a booty as luscious as an apple, and is large and in charge.

Her natural enemy is Heather.
Interviewer: Lindsay, what do you think about LeShawna.

Lindsay: OMG, LeShawna is like such a queen! I honestly love her so much!

LeShawna: DAMN RIGHT, AND LET NOBODY TELL YOURSELF OTHERWISE, DEAR!

Heather: Oh please! I know nerds that are more queenlike than you, you ghetto glamour too tight pants wearing rapstar wannabe!

LeShawna: Lindsay, hold mah rings girl! Ima bouta beat Heather's ass!
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Shane Dawson

Shane Dawson is a fucking pedophile and zoophile who should be locked up in the cellars of an insane asylum. He is mentally ill and should not be given a platform on the internet.

His natural enemy is the queen Trisha Paytas.
Person #1: Hey, do you know Shane Dawson?

Person #2: OML, that pedo? I'd never let my younger siblings or my dogs get near him!

Person #1: Same, I would never let my baby cousins or my pet rabbit get near him either!
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MissKarenEnglishTeacher

MissKarenEnglishTeacher is one of ThatVeganTeacher's alter egos. She is a music making school teacher who teaches students how to speak English well. Her music is a bop.
MissKarenEnglishTeacher: What are you doing here???!!!

Students: Can. I. Go. To. The. Washroom. Please???????????

MissKarenEnglishTeacher: NO!!!

Students: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

MissKarenEnglishTeacher: I'm just kidding, you can go!

Students: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Everyone: LALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Obama

Obama is the 44th president of the United States. His last name is unknown. He likes to refer to his people as "my fellow Americans."
Reporter: What is your last name, Obama?

Obama: My last name is -
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Veganphobia

Veganphobia is the term used to describe dislike of or prejudice against individuals who are vegan. The term, of course, is not really valid since it was made by 57 year old grown woman who makes her own dog vegan. I am actually veganphobic and you should be too.
ThatVeganTeacher: Stop eating McDonalds, it is very veganphobic of you to be eating that! Do not participate in veganphobia!

Proud VeganPhobic Carnist with 200 IQ: - throws McNuggets and Big Mac at her - Shut the fuck up you ugly vegan Karen. I am veganphobic and PROUD!!!
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Zoophile

A zoophile is someone who has a sexual attraction to animals. Zoophiles are mentally fucked in the head and need to be locked up in an insane asylum. If you are a zoophile, I strongly recommend the following:

- Jump of a cliff
- Hang yourself
- Get ran over by a truck
Teenager: Hey Mom, I think I'm a zoophile.

Mom: I wish I had gotten an abortion.
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