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Nicki Minaj, real name Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty, is the creator of the universe and the inventor of rap. She is a goddess and she is divine. No other rapper can compare to her raping skills, especially Cardi B.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
Get the Nicki Minaj mug.Hillary Clinton is the wife of Bill Clinton. During Bill Clinton's presidency, she did all the work as president. Bill Clinton only got to be president because he is a man.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022
Get the Hillary Clinton mug.A fatass on the internet who eats buffets on a daily basis just to get attention. He is around 370 pounds at the moment. He is literally killing himself by eating so much, just for money and attention, and he'll probably die within the next 5 months should he keep this up.
Nikocado Avacado: - eats 40 Chicken McNuggets, 6 Big Macs, 8 Large Fries, and 3 Sodas -
Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.
Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!
Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.
Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.
Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!
Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 24, 2022
Get the Nikocado Avacado mug.Shane Dawson is a fucking pedophile and zoophile who should be locked up in the cellars of an insane asylum. He is mentally ill and should not be given a platform on the internet.
His natural enemy is the queen Trisha Paytas.
His natural enemy is the queen Trisha Paytas.
Person #1: Hey, do you know Shane Dawson?
Person #2: OML, that pedo? I'd never let my younger siblings or my dogs get near him!
Person #1: Same, I would never let my baby cousins or my pet rabbit get near him either!
Person #2: OML, that pedo? I'd never let my younger siblings or my dogs get near him!
Person #1: Same, I would never let my baby cousins or my pet rabbit get near him either!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
Get the Shane Dawson mug.Emily is a white; trans-masculine; femme; genderfluid; able-bodied; neurotypical; depressed; demigrayhighmantic; bluesemidemitrisexual; semihighgreytransromantic; surviver of abuse; Generation Alpha; and Dog parent. Thon pronouns are xe/xem/xyr/xyrs/xemself when thon is happy, ve/ver/vis/verself when thon is sad, ey/em/eir/eirs/eirself when thon is angry, they/them/their/theirs/themself when thon is scared, nee/ner/ners/nerself when thon is disgusted, mer/mers/merself when thon is in love, kie/kir/kirs/kirself when thon is sick, and thon/thons/thonself when thon is feeling neutral. Thon does not have a father, on a unrelated note. Thon is also 12 years old. Thon mother wishes she has gotten an abortion. Thon is also considering becoming a furry zoophile.
Person: Omg did you hear about Emily, she has like a bunch of different pronouns for her different moods, it's so stupid.
Emily, eavesdropping: OMG DID YOU JUST DISRESPECT MY PRONOUNS?!!!
Person: Oh no Emily, I meant to say thon has a bunch of different pronouns!
Emily: MY PRONOUNS RIGHT NOW ARE EY/EM/EIR/EIRS/EIRSELF! YOU ARE SO HOMOPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC, AND TRANSPHOBIC! I AM GETTING THE PRINCIPAL.
Principal: STFU Emily nobody cares about your stupid pronouns we are all referring to you as she/her/hers/herself!
Emily: I AM CALLING THE POLICE, THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!!!
Principal: Oh boy...
Emily, eavesdropping: OMG DID YOU JUST DISRESPECT MY PRONOUNS?!!!
Person: Oh no Emily, I meant to say thon has a bunch of different pronouns!
Emily: MY PRONOUNS RIGHT NOW ARE EY/EM/EIR/EIRS/EIRSELF! YOU ARE SO HOMOPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC, AND TRANSPHOBIC! I AM GETTING THE PRINCIPAL.
Principal: STFU Emily nobody cares about your stupid pronouns we are all referring to you as she/her/hers/herself!
Emily: I AM CALLING THE POLICE, THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!!!
Principal: Oh boy...
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
Get the Emily mug.Jiafei is our product queen that delivers products for all people to use. Her products are verified by Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty. Without her products our lives would be a trillion times more difficult. She also has inspired many great people of our generation, including Trisha Paytas, CupcakKe, Taylor Swift, and more.
Person: Oh my god, it is so hard to tuck my bed!
Jiafei: Try one of my products! The design is very human.
Jiafei: Try one of my products! The design is very human.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 24, 2022
Get the Jiafei mug.MissKarenEnglishTeacher is one of ThatVeganTeacher's alter egos. She is a music making school teacher who teaches students how to speak English well. Her music is a bop.
MissKarenEnglishTeacher: What are you doing here???!!!
Students: Can. I. Go. To. The. Washroom. Please???????????
MissKarenEnglishTeacher: NO!!!
Students: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
MissKarenEnglishTeacher: I'm just kidding, you can go!
Students: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Everyone: LALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Students: Can. I. Go. To. The. Washroom. Please???????????
MissKarenEnglishTeacher: NO!!!
Students: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
MissKarenEnglishTeacher: I'm just kidding, you can go!
Students: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Everyone: LALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
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