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Here is a scenario of what would happen if That Vegan Teacher Accidentally ate meat:
Carnist: - eating McDonalds -
ThatVeganTeacher: Stop eating meat! You are hurting the ani-
Carnist: - shoves meat down ThatVeganTeacher's throat -
ThatVeganTeacher: Oh my fucking god! Nooooo, what did you do! Oh, my! - chews food - I remember that taste... That's good.... - grabs entire box of Chicken McNuggets and shoves it down her mouth - FUCK BEING VEGAN!!! I'M HAVING MEAT TONIGHT!!! - runs to McDonalds cashier and bys 500 Chicken McNuggets -
Carnist: - eating McDonalds -
ThatVeganTeacher: Stop eating meat! You are hurting the ani-
Carnist: - shoves meat down ThatVeganTeacher's throat -
ThatVeganTeacher: Oh my fucking god! Nooooo, what did you do! Oh, my! - chews food - I remember that taste... That's good.... - grabs entire box of Chicken McNuggets and shoves it down her mouth - FUCK BEING VEGAN!!! I'M HAVING MEAT TONIGHT!!! - runs to McDonalds cashier and bys 500 Chicken McNuggets -
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
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Reporter: 김정은에 대해 어떻게 생각하세요?
Reportee: 우리의 영광스러운 지도자는 우리가 안전한 이유입니다! 조선민주주의인민공화국 만세!
(A picture of Kim Jong-Un with Donald Trump is below.)
(You might need to translate to English to understand.)
Reportee: 우리의 영광스러운 지도자는 우리가 안전한 이유입니다! 조선민주주의인민공화국 만세!
(A picture of Kim Jong-Un with Donald Trump is below.)
(You might need to translate to English to understand.)
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
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Nikocado Avacado: - eats 40 Chicken McNuggets, 6 Big Macs, 8 Large Fries, and 3 Sodas -
Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.
Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!
Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.
Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.
Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!
Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 24, 2022
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Barb #1: OMG what are your thoughts on Nicki Minaj?
Barb #2: Nicki MInaj is da queen of rap!!! PERIOD!!!
Barb #1: Facts!
Barb #2: Nicki MInaj is da queen of rap!!! PERIOD!!!
Barb #1: Facts!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 24, 2022
Get the Nicki Minaj mug.Some crazy vegan hag who is trying to get everyone to become vegan. She believes that an ant deserves the same rights as a human and targets anyone who eats meat, bullying them and victimizing herself in the process. She also has a poor dog named Bella who she forces to go vegan, which is animal abuse. That dog is probably already dead now and she probably buys a new similar looking dog to replace it each year. That hag would probably make a lion go vegan. She is so annoying and rude that she makes people want to never become vegan. She is also racist and says the n-word.
Person: Hmmmm, I think I am gonna become vegan. I do not want to hurt animals anymore. However, I still will not mind if others choose to eat meat.
ThatVeganTeacher: Oh my god noooooooo! You cannot eat meat or hurt animals anymore, and you must force everyone you know to become vegan too! Animals are being abused! Cows are being r*ped and sheep are being skinned for wool! You must not hurt animals anymore!
Person: Oh now I remember why I will never go vegan.
ThatVeganTeacher: You veganphobic pig, er I mean veganphobic man! I'm going to go make a video about how bad of a person you are, right after I feed my dog a salad!
ThatVeganTeacher: Oh my god noooooooo! You cannot eat meat or hurt animals anymore, and you must force everyone you know to become vegan too! Animals are being abused! Cows are being r*ped and sheep are being skinned for wool! You must not hurt animals anymore!
Person: Oh now I remember why I will never go vegan.
ThatVeganTeacher: You veganphobic pig, er I mean veganphobic man! I'm going to go make a video about how bad of a person you are, right after I feed my dog a salad!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 24, 2022
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Queen Cheryl: I'm gonna have a baby with my hubby.
Someone who is not mentally insane: Woman stfu you are so infertile that you make the Sahara Desert look like the Amazon Rainforest go date somebody who is not 37 years younger than you, you creepy old hag.
Someone who is not mentally insane: Woman stfu you are so infertile that you make the Sahara Desert look like the Amazon Rainforest go date somebody who is not 37 years younger than you, you creepy old hag.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 24, 2022
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Her natural mate is Duncan.
Her natural mate is Duncan.
Chris: And the camper who will be going home on the Boat of Losers iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis .................. Courtney!
Courtney: WHAT?! You can't do this to me, I'm a CIT! -kicks Chris in the jewels- I am soooooooooooooo calling my lawyers!
LeShawna: Shut the fuck up you nasty ass hoe! Get the fuck off this island before I beat yo ass to the point where yo skull and yo spine are indistinguishable!
Courtney: WHAT?! You can't do this to me, I'm a CIT! -kicks Chris in the jewels- I am soooooooooooooo calling my lawyers!
LeShawna: Shut the fuck up you nasty ass hoe! Get the fuck off this island before I beat yo ass to the point where yo skull and yo spine are indistinguishable!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
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