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A zoophile is someone who has a sexual attraction to animals. Zoophiles are mentally fucked in the head and need to be locked up in an insane asylum. If you are a zoophile, I strongly recommend the following:
- Jump of a cliff
- Hang yourself
- Get ran over by a truck
- Jump of a cliff
- Hang yourself
- Get ran over by a truck
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
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ThatVeganTeacher: Stop eating McDonalds, it is very veganphobic of you to be eating that! Do not participate in veganphobia!
Proud VeganPhobic Carnist with 200 IQ: - throws McNuggets and Big Mac at her - Shut the fuck up you ugly vegan Karen. I am veganphobic and PROUD!!!
Proud VeganPhobic Carnist with 200 IQ: - throws McNuggets and Big Mac at her - Shut the fuck up you ugly vegan Karen. I am veganphobic and PROUD!!!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 24, 2022
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Emily: Stop invading Ukraine, Vladimir Putin! -makes edit about Save Ukraine-
Putin: Думаешь, я боюсь дегенеративной маленькой девочки? Теперь я буду вторгаться в Украину еще сильнее!
(You might want to translate to English unless you speak Russian)
Putin: Думаешь, я боюсь дегенеративной маленькой девочки? Теперь я буду вторгаться в Украину еще сильнее!
(You might want to translate to English unless you speak Russian)
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
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Jada Pinkett Smith: I don't give 2 craps what people think of this bald head of mine.
Everyone: Shut the fuck up Caillou we saw how you acted in the Oscars.
Megamind: Girl you so bald that you boost my confidence in my hair.
Ridley Scott: Jada, we have decided to cast you as GI Jane 2.
Chris Rock: Wow Jada I knew you would make the cut!
Will Smith: GET MAH WIFES NAME OUT CHO FUCKIN MOUTH!!!
Tupac: Hey Jada you wanna come to my house later for some personal business?
Jada: Yes Mi Amor, I mean Tupac. See you tonight.
Everyone: Shut the fuck up Caillou we saw how you acted in the Oscars.
Megamind: Girl you so bald that you boost my confidence in my hair.
Ridley Scott: Jada, we have decided to cast you as GI Jane 2.
Chris Rock: Wow Jada I knew you would make the cut!
Will Smith: GET MAH WIFES NAME OUT CHO FUCKIN MOUTH!!!
Tupac: Hey Jada you wanna come to my house later for some personal business?
Jada: Yes Mi Amor, I mean Tupac. See you tonight.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
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Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Ivanka Trump?
Donald Trump: I love how hot she is! I would totally date her if she weren't my daughter!
Donald Trump: I love how hot she is! I would totally date her if she weren't my daughter!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022
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Her natural enemy is LeShawna.
Her natural enemy is LeShawna.
Heather: I am like, the most popular character in this show,
LeShawna: Shut up you mall shopping ponytail wearing teen girl reading peeking in high school prom queen!
Heather: At least I'm popular!
LeShawna: That's it! Ima bouta whoop yo ass!
LeShawna: Shut up you mall shopping ponytail wearing teen girl reading peeking in high school prom queen!
Heather: At least I'm popular!
LeShawna: That's it! Ima bouta whoop yo ass!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
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Isabella Madrigal: Abuela, do you love me?
Abuela Madrigal: Of course my Isabella Perfecta! You are my favorite grandchild!
Luisa Madrigal: What about me?
Abuela Madrigal: I love you too, Luisa!
Mirabel Madrigal: And me Abuela?
Abuela Madrigal: Stfu you ugly ass hoe, you can go burn in a hole. Your the reason why Pepa is my favorite daughter, because she did not give birth to a raging mistake like you. You make me wish Bruno was back, I hate you! Get the fuck out of my face!
Mirabel Madrigal: You know what fuck you Abuela, Ima go put out the candle nobody loves you anyways.
Abuela Madrigal: Of course my Isabella Perfecta! You are my favorite grandchild!
Luisa Madrigal: What about me?
Abuela Madrigal: I love you too, Luisa!
Mirabel Madrigal: And me Abuela?
Abuela Madrigal: Stfu you ugly ass hoe, you can go burn in a hole. Your the reason why Pepa is my favorite daughter, because she did not give birth to a raging mistake like you. You make me wish Bruno was back, I hate you! Get the fuck out of my face!
Mirabel Madrigal: You know what fuck you Abuela, Ima go put out the candle nobody loves you anyways.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
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