QuacksO's definitions

buypolar disorder

A serious mental malady whereby you are convinced that you have sufficient persuasion/hyping-capabilities to sell ice to Eskimos.

Billy Mays is said to have been so skilled at salesmanship that he could sell ice to an Eskimo, but I never found him all that appealing or convincing, so maybe he just had buypolar disorder if he actually thought that about himself.

by QuacksO May 8, 2019

bodily malfunction

When an normal-but-embarrassing offensive-noise/odor-producing event of the digestive/respiratory system (burp, cough, sneeze, etc.) "doesn't end well", producing messy/mortifying "secondary" results.

I thought I was just gonna fart, but I ended up poopin' my pants --- talk about a bodily malfunction!

by QuacksO June 4, 2018

monotonastery

A word dat describes what a monks' residence is really like.

What with nothing interesting's ever going on and no women-folk around, it's no wonder dat da residents of a monotonastery hafta resort to making wine; they'd go plumb loco wif boredom if they weren't always drunk off their a**es!

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

Paperwork Reduction Act

A bill that passed though Congress and resulted in even more forms to fill out.

You can indeed avail yourself of the effort (and carpel-tunnel syndrome/writer's-cramp!) -alleviating Paperwork Reduction Act, but naturally you first hafta fill out a whole bunch of application-forms to qualify for it. :P

by QuacksO September 6, 2019

Olimpics

A huge quasi-sports shindig where everyone just wilts on the floor and lies there without moving.

The Winter and Summer Olimpics occur immediately after the actual competition, when the athletes are too exhausted from all of their strenuous competing to even sit up anymore.

by QuacksO March 6, 2019

wreckonomics

Da study of da financial impact of chaos and destruction.

Wreckonomics can also refer to an educational course about various forms of insurance fraud, such as arson or swoop-and-squat.

by QuacksO March 12, 2021

inTIMidated

How Toolman Taylor felt when his wife was seething mad about his having driven her antique Austin-Healey after she'd specifically forbidden him to do so.

Jill Taylor (not wanting to unleash her fury in front of the children): Boys --- OUT! (seeing her inTIMidated hubby starting to slither out the door, as well) Tim, IN!

by QuacksO March 5, 2022