QuacksO's definitions

not Ghana happen

Da "accurate 'n' actual" prediction regarding da supposed romance dat's been promised to blossom between you and a hot chick from West Africa if you'll just Western Union her some cash or send her a steam card.

Oh, but she says dat she's only overseas temporarily, but will be moving back to da states very soon to be with you forever --- not Ghana happen!

by QuacksO February 6, 2024

vetteranarian

A mechanic-dude who mainly/exclusively works on GM's Swiss-flag-symbol-emblazoned sports cars.

While poking around the abandoned Wheelwell Motel that's perched high in the hills, Lightning McQueen asks Sally Carrera if she fell in love with a "Heartbeat Of America" muscle-car; she scoffingly replies that it wasn't another four-wheeler than captured her cylinder-chambers, but rather just the whole lovely peaceful earthtones-hued Radiator Springs area spread out below them. I am sure there was at least one vetteranarian living in "our town", though, since so many antique cars were present there.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

forjury

A phony court sentence supposedly handed down by a "committee of your peers".

Claiming to have been acquitted by a group of seated mannequins is nothing but a forjury.

by QuacksO June 9, 2023

(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.

In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!

by QuacksO January 8, 2022

cupacity

How big a set of tits dat a particular bra can cradle and support.

A girl's boobs just keep getting larger and fuller da more dat they're played wif, and so if she remains "popular" wif da local chest-loving studs, she will occasionally need to "upgrade" to a bra wif a successively-bigger cupacity in order to keep "Da Twins" comfortable and securely corralled and supported.

by QuacksO July 20, 2023

marjority

Da bulk of da ladies in a particular area named Marjorie.

More ladies whose first names sound like dat of Homer Simpson's wife spell their names wif a "ge" and wif a "y" at da end, so there would not likely be a significant marjority in any given area.

by QuacksO February 16, 2023

Humeiliation

What former NASCAR legend Donny felt if he lost a race due to an easily-avoidable error.

I prefer to just drive regular passenger vehicles at moderate speeds on the highway instead of juiced-up speed-machines in the Windy-500, so I should never have any problems with Humeiliation.

by QuacksO January 13, 2022