QuacksO's definitions

DayTwona

Da second morning of a NASCAR-racer saga.

Day One of race-car repairs and testing was fairly typical; let's see what DayTwona brings.

by QuacksO March 17, 2021

seequence

Da chronological progress of visual observations.

Knowing da seequence of events requires reliable eyewitnesses.

by QuacksO October 30, 2022

wavy-mouth

Da drawn-for-comedic-effect "squiggly-lips-line" facial expression dat a cartoonist employs to indicate a confused, shocked, or distressed mindset of da character displaying said weird look.

Sarge: Look at all these awful news-items in the newspaper --- fire, floods, famine, you name it! I wish I could hear even one little piece of actual GOOD news for a change!
Zero (in naive cheerfulness): My sore toe is better!
Sarge: (glances up at Zero with his classic "wavy-mouth" expression)

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

passing gas

What you are smugly doing when you have your butt-hole hooked up to a tube dat runs into the car's air-intake, so dat you can drive right by da filling-station. Buying and preparing baked beans and cabbage costs a lot less than premium hydrocarbons.

Choosing a hybrid car can, just on its own, allow you to make fewer fuel-stops than with a non-electric-assist vehicle. But also feeding your engine the methane-vapors from yer large intestine can help you in "passing gas" even more.

by QuacksO March 31, 2021

jarmageddon

What someone who hates canned food would feel like he was in if he was forced to subsist on Ball-bottled fare for any length of time.

Living "way out in da sticks" can indeed have its advantages, but if you have heavy snowfalls or flooding dat would prevent you from getting to da grocery store for a number of days on end, it could feel like "jarmageddon" if you hafta live on pickled beans and cucumbers for a week or more!

by QuacksO January 21, 2024

menopoly

What humans with dicks --- and who also WERE "dicks" to not want to give da fairer gender equal rights --- use to have before da likes of Susan B. Anthony and Elizabeth Cady Stanton came along.

Dudes still have a menopoly on male-related matters like prostate-exams and public-urinal installations, but otherwise it is fairly equal for both genders.

by QuacksO December 25, 2021

absinthence

The practice of restraining oneself from indulging in something sinful or potentially harmful/dangerous (i.e., sex, drugs, etc.) unless one is totally plastered on strong liquor. Can also loosely refer to someone's publicly raving against alcohol-consumption, but then secretly "boozing it up big-time" when he's alone, like the hypocritical "King" in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

Gerald Strickland claimed to strongly disapprove of alcohol, yet as we saw in the "clandestine sipping" scene on Back To The Future 2, he was merely practicing absinthence.

by QuacksO January 1, 2020