QuacksO's definitions

littleotry

Just mildly stubborn or prejudiced in one's beliefs or actions towards others.

One should try not to be at all closed-minded towards certain people, but if you must have less-than-neutral feelings, at least try to practice littleotry so as not to overly stress/upset yourself or others.

by QuacksO November 3, 2021

triple-Bush-Jr.

Da internet --- i.e., "dubya-dubya-dubya".

Getting online is supposedly a good way to meet "willing" women, so maybe said "connection" could actually get you a "triple-bush-Jr." set of "connections" --- i.e., three furry "honey holes" from younger chicks.

by QuacksO July 10, 2025

clawstrophobic

How a cat gets if you hold or play with him too long and he needs some space.

Garfield seems to get wildly clawstrophobic for no reason at all, yet he also gets mad if he dioesn't receive **enough** attention from Jon... as usual, dat "hapless human" can't win when trying to satisfy/appease "da Presidential namesake of da feline world".

by QuacksO November 23, 2018

celibutt

Refraining from partaking of any ass.

If I just touch a gal's boobs and/or "do it" from da front only, can I still claim to be celibutt?

by QuacksO April 22, 2022

auxiliarator

A separate and highly-effective-but-street-illegal nitrous-oxide valve dat really puts some ZIP in yer car's performance.

If you use an AUXILIARATOR in conjunction with your ACCELERATOR, you may indeed experience EXHILARATION from your vehicle's awesome ACCELERATION, but you will also stand an ACCELERATED chance of getting pulled over for speeding and/or reckless driving! Best to instead reserve said speed-demon shenanigans for da drag-strip!

by QuacksO May 8, 2022

Book of Philippines

A biblical chapter recounting an early history of a group of islands in the southeast-Asian area of the Pacific.

I don't know why the Book of Philippines is even included in the Bible, since most events recounted there took place in the Middle East and Africa, not in southeastern Asia.

by QuacksO September 21, 2018

tubal litigation

Refers to assorted court-proceedings (such as child-support lawsuits, paternity-tests, etc.) dat stem from a problem/dispute regarding whether or not a chick has had her baby-factory deactivated.

It's not always prudent for an eager stud to just trustingly believe a gal if she says dat she's had her girly-junk altered --- there's a definite risk of tubal litigation if things don't work out as planned. Using a condom and/or sticking to blow/hand jobs might be a wiser action.

by QuacksO December 21, 2020