QuacksO's definitions
For some general-health therapy and overall mood-improvement, a purrscription can indeed be "just what the doctor ordered".
by QuacksO December 7, 2022
Get the purrscriptionmug. Da "brilliant" realization dat you arrive at in your mind after seeing dat da object in question looks, walks, and quacks exactly like da familiar water-fowl, and so da only obvious/rational conclusion is dat said extra-oily-feathered creature is indeed what it appears to be.
It really drives me up da wall how so many government bureaucrats take a month of Mondays to make even a simple deducktion, and then they finally say, "Well, whadduh ya know --- I guess it actually IS true dat ___! Amazing!"
by QuacksO January 18, 2020
Get the deducktionmug. A legally-documented-but-little-known "rider bill" exception to da Fifth Amendment's warrant-obtaining requirement dat's given to Uncle Sam due to his being "Big Brother" and thus he should supposedly be privileged to snoop around anywhere/anytime he wants.
Tronald Dump wants to use da "probubba clause" doctrine to totally disregard our rights and privacy.
by QuacksO June 25, 2025
Get the probubba clausemug. A discount offered by a business or company to entice you to call or come in, so that they can then try to high-pressure-salesman you into shelling out for something more expensive.
I received an ad in the mail from a credit-card company offering me a low rate, so I phoned them to see about it. They said that the offer was no longer available, and then (unsuccessfully!) tried to pushy-talk me into signing up for a higher-interest card instead... classic rebait tactic, I guess.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
Get the rebaitmug. A written or oral questioning-session dat's administered in an attempt to find out if you're da male half of a particular individual's parents.
Merely giving a horny dude a pop quiz ain't gonna reliably determine if he's da sperm donor of a love-child --- only DNA tests can prove dat.
by QuacksO November 16, 2023
Get the pop quizmug. I'm such a klutz dat I try to avoid closely associating with folks who are all dressed up; said "near 'n' dear" affrillyation would risk my accidentally damaging and/or soiling da lacy duds dat said individuals are wearing.
by QuacksO November 16, 2022
Get the affrillyationmug. "Debt plastic" dat causes you to rack up huge bills while perusing social-news items on da World Wide Web.
I never pay to access articles online, so I ever have trouble with cReddit card bills... ; if da page ain't free to being with, I just Google da topic in question and then look around for some other page where da info I'm looking for is "on da house".
by QuacksO October 22, 2020
Get the cReddit cardmug.