QuacksO's definitions

mirroracle

What a phony weight-loss doctor performs by having an overweight person view himself in a gimmicked looking glass dat is slightly concave, causing his reflected image to appear slimmer than he actually is.

Perhaps if President Taft's official doctor performed a "mirroracle of medicine" to trick said corpulent commander-in-chief into thinking dat he was actually not quite so rotund as he actually was, it caused him to feel a bit less despondent about his weight, but it did nothing to alter said heavy head-honcho's actual bulk --- he had not been any less space-occupying at da time of his death, and so he is rumored to have been buried in a coffin da size of a piano case.

by QuacksO November 13, 2022

OCDD

A mental/psychological disorder causing an abnormal interest in large ta-tas.

Typical guys love big boobs, so trying to say that a particular dude has OCDD is a joke --- any hot stud with raging hormones is gonna have an eye for chesty chicks.

by QuacksO May 17, 2019

Apollogy

A verbal expression of regret voiced by the Greek god of the solar system.

Wikipedia mentions the myriad of foibles and transgressions committed by the Greek god of many talents, yet it says nothing of his making an Apollogy for any of them.

by QuacksO August 1, 2018

Quonsett hut

Da humorous name dat they would refer to da 8X8 cell dat da infamous Ada would have had to live in if she'd got put in da slammer for her repeated airline-stowaway crimes.

While it's certainly true dat a Quonsett hut might not be da most comfy domicile, at least it would have a rounded top like a passenger-plane's fuselage, and so it would remind da occupant of her heady exciting life as a freeloader on commercial airliners!

by QuacksO November 3, 2021

Rowmania

Da southeastern European country where everybody is crazy about paddling boats.

Rowmania has quite a network of inland waterways, so I assume dat many of its citizens "go nuts" with oars-powered dinghies and skiffs.

by QuacksO December 11, 2025

age verification

A bu**s**t excuse to get your credit-card information.

Anytime a website asks for "age verification" by requesting my credit-card information, I just click out of the page... it's just another potential way for fraudsters to drain my assets or commit identity theft.

by QuacksO May 22, 2019

stripulation

A proviso of an agreement whereby someone has to remove some or all of his garments.

In his historical agreement with her regarding his treating his subjects more reasonably, Lady Godiva's husband made an infamous stripulation.

by QuacksO February 7, 2022