QuacksO's definitions

staydium

A sports arena where super-dedicated fans don't go home between events, but just camp out till da next game.

Janitor, chucklingly speaking to a group of teenagers hanging out in da bleachers long after da day's tournament-plays have ended: Hey, c'mon, kids --- I'm glad that you really love watching our teams play baseball, but just because you've bought season passes to this place doesn't make it a staydium!

by QuacksO October 17, 2025

cotterize

To temporarily bind up a wound with split-shanked metal pins.

I can see someone's needing to cotterize a tear in sheet-metal or other fairly-tough-material paneling when making an emergency repair, but I would think that using a needle and thread would be a much more effective --- and safer --- method of choice when administering a field-dressing for a human or other living creature.

by QuacksO January 24, 2020

triple-Bush-Jr.

Da internet --- i.e., "dubya-dubya-dubya".

Getting online is supposedly a good way to meet "willing" women, so maybe said "connection" could actually get you a "triple-bush-Jr." set of "connections" --- i.e., three furry "honey holes" from younger chicks.

by QuacksO July 10, 2025

clawstrophobic

How a cat gets if you hold or play with him too long and he needs some space.

Garfield seems to get wildly clawstrophobic for no reason at all, yet he also gets mad if he dioesn't receive **enough** attention from Jon... as usual, dat "hapless human" can't win when trying to satisfy/appease "da Presidential namesake of da feline world".

by QuacksO November 23, 2018

smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.

I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.

by QuacksO May 20, 2021

Mousselini

Da infamous Italian dictator who used excessive hair-tonic.

In his later photos, Mousselini appears to be gradually putting on a few pounds, so I wonder if his name also indicates dat he was overly fond of light porous chocolate pastries, as well as hair-treatment lotions?

by QuacksO November 21, 2022

wreckquisition

Refers to where someone demands the use of demolition equipment.

I'm gonna try tearing down this old shed myself with a hammer and crowbar; no need to make any wreckquisitions just yet.

by QuacksO March 2, 2019