QuacksO's definitions

Dischenectady

The lesser-known "sister city" to the famous east-central New York municipality; its residents are known for being rather disjointed and unable to adequately focus their attention on community goals.

I hate boring routines and schedules, so Dischenectady, New York sounds like a perfect place for me to relocate to.

by QuacksO December 13, 2018

purseuer

A strong-willed moocher who "chases" someone possessing significant funds.

I make it a general policy to never loan money to anyone, in an effort to not attract purseuers to my doorstep.

by QuacksO March 12, 2019

farm-stand harvest

Refers to the pathetic practice of as few particularly-unscrupulous/selfish folks who go around to unattended produce-booths that typically pop up in late Summer and early Fall, carefully note which of the stands use unsecured "purely on the honor system" money-containers like screw-top canning-jars or snap-top coffee-cans, and then wait till late enough in the afternoon when the "unprotected" booths' cash-containers would logically be about the "most heavy with the day's fruit and therefore ripe for the plucking", but still a little while before the farmers would likely arrive back at their stands to close up shop and collect their money... the greedy light-fingered shysters then hastily empty out the containers into their own pockets and leave without anyone's being the wiser.

It's just too bad that you can't trust people nowadays with even fairly small amounts of cash laying around! Fruit/vegetable gardeners will do well to take steps to foil farm-stand harvesters --- one of the best ways is to n-e-v-e-r simply leave ordinary easily-opened/broken containers for legitimate customers to leave their money for purchasing the booth's produce --- instead you'll want to supply a "drop it in the slot"-based money-container, and have the container firmly/solidly fastened down so that it cannot be readily "lifted" and transported elsewhere to be forced open later. I would recommend a heavy-walled plywood or metal box with glue-covered countersink-embedded deck-screws or welded-together bolts that cannot simply be unscrewed, and have the box securely bolted to the farm-stand's main framing-timbers where it cannot be simply pried loose by hand.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

shenannygans

What Fran Fine performed many times throughout da television series.

A girl in my class likes to talk in a nasally hoarsely-squeaky voice when answering our teacher's test-questions; said long-suffering educator isn't overly amused by said vocal shenannygans, but our fellow students always find it hilarious.

by QuacksO May 8, 2022

impewnity

Imperviousness to getting in dutch for odiferous methane-expellings.

Churches tend to be liberally tolerant of their parishioners' physical shortcomings as long as they behave themselves socially, so you can generally expect "impewnity" while you're there --- i.e., you can fart all you want while sitting in the chapel's wooden benches, provided you are courteous and respectful in your overall treatment of others present.

by QuacksO May 1, 2022

sizemograph

A calculating device that hot chicks use to determine how big a dude's "downstairs equipment" is.

I don't need no 0%!$@#& sizemograph to figure out if I wanna have sex wif a well-hung dude --- I just tell him to "shove it in", and if it feels good having him up inside me, I simply let him go ahead and start thrusting.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019

adjourney

A road-trip dat you make after court lets out.

Madea felt lucky whenever she was able to make an adjourney home 'cuz so many times she hadda spend time in da slammer after her case was heard.

by QuacksO December 15, 2025