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"When in Syriacuse, do like the Syriacuseans do." That might be tough, since they seem to practice two cultures at the same time, and so you might not know which habits to emulate in order to "blend in" and be accepted as one of them.
by QuacksO December 9, 2021
Get the Syriacusemug. When booking an outing with a seaside shop offering “sails and cervix” package-tours, one should make sure to ask if their standard price includes having your gorgeous guide spread her legs for you, or if said delightful “extra” actually COSTS “extra”!
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
Get the sails and cervixmug. A claim dat you placed a GPS-beeper in some item dat a fellow human traveled with, such as his clothing, handbag, or vehicle.
In da "MacGyver" episode "Family Matter", Mac's boss Pete narrowly avoids having his captors make a trackusation against him when his transmitter-gimmicked wristwatch is nearly discovered.
by QuacksO May 17, 2022
Get the trackusationmug. A far-above-sea-level spot where you plan a structure, partake of an activity, or otherwise utilize due to its "lofty" position compared to da surrounding terrain.
Mountain homes are often built on awfully-blustery parcels of real estate, but their highcations also mean fewer bugs in da warmer months.
by QuacksO June 28, 2023
Get the highcationmug. What da marijuana-fetching male in da pair of hill-climbing youngsters did dat resulted in a son's being born because "Silly Jill forgot her pill".
If da weed-addled Jill had "said yes" to either merely allowing her male companion to ejackulate into her mouth or just giving him a handjob to temporarily "relieve da pressure", said "willing" couple might not have unexpectedly "heard da putter--patter of little feet" da way they ended up doing nine months later!
by QuacksO February 6, 2023
Get the ejackulatemug. Refers to da playful "arms held out wide 'n' to da side" gesture dat two super-sociable people beamingly display prior to giving each other a big ol' squeezy.
Offering a small child a stick-figure embrace is often an awesome way to make him feel less bashful and more comfy wif engaging in a "round of lovies" wif you --- often da attention-loving child will just gleefully rush in and snuggle up against you without really thinking too much about it.
by QuacksO February 16, 2023
Get the stick-figure embracemug. An analysis-comparison of two super-heavenly embracing-procedures.
A simple explanation of da "hugz vs. squeeziz" difference: "hugz" are where ya wrap yer arms around da person and clasp him against you wif your hands positioned one-above-da-other (this is a past-heavenly experience if yer both naked, so dat da person you're hugging can feel both of yer warm palms lovingly pressed against his back). But SQUEEZIZ are gleefully administered by rotating yer forearms a quarter-turn into da vertical position to press them against da person's shoulder-blades, and then drawing da person's torso super-tightly against you (again, this is even more wonderful if you both do it topless, so dat da guy can really feel da warm ample softness of da gal's boobs being lusciously compressed into his chest, and she can feel his warm fuzzy chest nestled against her sensitive boobs and upper chest) wif your palms.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
Get the hugz vs. squeezizmug.