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Fed-ex

An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.
Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023
mugGet the Fed-exmug.

PM radio

Da stations-band dat you listen to after 12 noon.
If we breathe oxygen in da daytime, what do we breathe at night? Nightrogen.
So if we listen to AM radio in da morning, what do we listen to in da afternoon? PM radio!
by QuacksO May 13, 2021
mugGet the PM radiomug.

Juneday

A more-urgent/serious call for help than da one named after da previous month.
Rescue workers should try to respond immediately to a "Mayday" call, so dat whatever emergency exits at dat time doesn't progress into a "Juneday" hazard dat may be significantly more dangerous and/or difficult to alleviate.
by QuacksO June 13, 2023
mugGet the Junedaymug.

bonkers

The heady crazed state achieved by a group of giggling people while indulging in a frenzied round of bonking each other's noggins with empty 2-liter plastic soda-bottles. The loopy euphoric mood can be heightened even more by (1) using the jumbo-size 3-liter bottles instead of the 2-liter size, since the bigger firmer bottle produces a more solid *thunk* and bounces higher with each klonk, and/or (2) using two bottles at once --- one held in each hand --- to simultaneously pummel the heads of your two nearest neighbors in the crowd.
My buddies and I went totally bonkers at the beach party last evening; it had been a really hot day, so we had accumulated such a sizable pile of empty soda-water bottles that there were more than enough for all of us to each swing two bottles apiece.
by QuacksO June 29, 2016
mugGet the bonkersmug.

sensorship

Refers to two different restrictive-oversight-related concepts:
(1) da act of being super-noticing of any sign of censoring, or
(2) da act of limiting what warning-signals are sent by a sensor.
Even if said info was unwelcome or inconvenient, I would ALWAYS wanna know if something's getting too hot in my engine, what my oil-pressure is, how much air is getting to da combustion chambers, etc... no "sensorship" for me, thank you very much!
by QuacksO February 2, 2023
mugGet the sensorshipmug.

straightforward response

Refers to how a dude's love-pipe behaves if a gal he's with shows him "The Merchandise".
A guy's having a "straightforward response" when in the presence of a naked chick makes perfect sense if you think about it... if the dude's lulu sticks out firmly and is "aimed" at said "au naturel" damsel, it more-readily facilitates his simply stepping forward and "sticking it in".
by QuacksO August 22, 2019
mugGet the straightforward responsemug.

testimoanial

A praising report of how wonderful a "noisy" sexual encounter was with someone.
I'd like to give a rousing testimoanial for Brandon --- that dude totally knows how to pleasure a woman!
by QuacksO October 13, 2018
mugGet the testimoanialmug.

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