QuacksO's definitions

implied consent

Refers to the notion that if you get in the car with a dude and you get drunk, you are automatically agreeing to have sex with him.

Teenage driver: Dang it all --- I never really wanted to bother learning to drive at this early age, but I had heard all about the "implied consent" deal that new drivers automatically fall under, and so I figgered that it would be a great way to get all da hot chicks in town to spread their legs for me! What a rip-off!

by QuacksO March 6, 2019

mediogre

What Shrek viewed himself as, until Donkey and Fiona proved him to actually be brave and noble.

Fiona viewed her new green-skinned appearance as mediogre until Shrek assured her dat he found her totally satisfying in da looks department.

by QuacksO February 21, 2025

my breast fend

Your "main SQUEEZE" who also wards off da pawing hands of lustful guys who are always coming around you wanting to "SQUEEZE theeze".

My breast fend is a skillful carpenter, and so he carved me a strap-on wooden yoke with a pair of cone-shaped hollows to wear on my chest for when I hafta venture out in public on any occasion dat he is unable to personally accompany me and protect me from touchy-feely studs himself.

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

anonimous

Where everyone in a committee agrees on a decision, but da members do not wish their identities to be known.

Da Declaration of Independence was ratified anonimously by many of da Founding fathers, but many of them didn't like having their signatures revealingly penned to said momentous document due to how England would view their "disloyalty".

by QuacksO May 3, 2025

chronkiteicles

A comprehensive essay detailing the life and times of The Great Walter.

Da famous Wally had such a lengthy career that I imagine it would take too long to read the entire chronkiteicles in just a few "sittings; I'll hafta plan a couple hours of sit-down time per day for maybe a week or more in order to properly "absorb" it all.

by QuacksO May 11, 2019

bookmobile vs. boobmobile

We know which one would win as far as da number of folks gathered around it. :P

Y'know, da concept of "bookmobile vs. boobmobile" might not be such a crazy idea, after all --- if they had one or more chesty chicks operate and staff said tomes-stocked bus, and promised guys dat dey would each get to feel up said well-endowed cuties for a few minutes in exchange for every book dat dey read, local literacy and readership would likely skyrocket!

by QuacksO January 24, 2022

abaumination

A disgracefully shoddy and/or differing-from-the-book play or movie made from one of Lyman Frank's Oz books.

I fail to understand why MGM's abaumination of "The Wizard Or Oz" was so popular, since the movie is so far removed from the book's charming plot, and is so full of negativity, dark scary themes, and violence.

by QuacksO October 3, 2019