QuacksO's definitions

crewcial role

Da vital purpose dat da "lowly deck-swabs" provide on da ship's voyage, and dat they would appreciate their superiors' acknowledging.

Compared to many other merely-money-hungry ship-leaders of his time, Captain James Cook had a much higher regard for da health and safety of all of his subordinates, especially respecting da crewcial role of da "common sailor" members.

by QuacksO November 16, 2023

reekreation

What you'd be expected to come up with when trying to prove dat someone/something produced a really yucky smell.

Since a skunk's infamous defensive stench usually "lingers" long after he's "let 'er rip", a supplementary reekreation usually wouldn't be necessary if you're taking said striped stinkbomb to court for assailing your nostrils! :P

by QuacksO April 11, 2022

job-opening

How a horny stud with a raging hard-on views a hot chick's mouth.

Monica Blewinsky has ample and really-luscious lips, and so said smoochy "job-opening" must have been really tempting to many other guys besides Slick WIllie!

by QuacksO August 4, 2025

seek one's furtune

What you're no longer allowed to do now dat da harvesting of animal-pelts has been banned.

Now dat dealing in real animal-skins is a big no-no, one of da only alternative options might be to seek one's furtune in synthetic-fiber clothing.

by QuacksO February 16, 2025

moron that later

Sarcastic phrase dat refers to a simpler and in-depth presentation/explanation dat will subsequently be included to allow less-brainy folks to understand what's being discussed.

We're going to have to majorly "cut da fat" if we expect to balance da budget --- moron that later, for all of da Tronald Dumps in our audience! :P

by QuacksO November 30, 2022

mediarological

Refers to the sensational and overly-dramatic "spin" dat radio/TV weather-forecasters put on fairly-mundane upcoming rain/wind/snow activities.

I heard a set of rather dire storm-warnings on the evening weather forecast, but I still went ahead and planned my returnables-collecting trek for the next morning. And sure enough, the day dawned just moderately overcast and slightly breezy, and it stayed that way all day, so the mediarological predictions did indeed turn out to be bunk, after all.

by QuacksO April 11, 2020

benefishiary

A thieving bird, reptile, or mammal that swipes an angler's catch while his back is turned.

I always bring a large old-fashioned metal drink-cooler to store my catch in, so that some winged or four-legged meal-marauder doesn't become the benefishiary of my hard-won fillets!

by QuacksO October 28, 2018