QuacksO's definitions
(1) A public sullying of an innocent dude's name/reputation by falsely claiming that he is the father of your love-baby.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.
A sneaky new way for a crooked doctor to generate extra income during "slow periods of business" is to solicit one or more local unwed mothers to involve a fairly-well-off bachelor in a Pap smear, so that said unfortunate dude will be obliged to hire said doctor to perform a paternity-test to clear his name.
by QuacksO June 30, 2018
Get the Pap smearmug. A telemarketer or other phone-obsessed "reptile" who incessantly calls everyone in da phone book, either to feed them some hard-sell song-and-dance, or just to waste their time wif a lotta bu**s**t jibba-jabba.
I am on the National So-Bot-Call List, but since when do those money-hungry crocodials follow da law???
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
Get the crocodialmug. Describes da generally-lacking-in-common-sense behavior-patterns of da clueless shameless lazy-macho unemployment-check-drawing members of Red Green’s Possum Lake men’s club.
Da insensitive and self-centered dudes at Possum Lodge always deeply resent Harold Green's presence at da lodge meetings, since his caring and creative nature only shows up da other guys' illodgeical mindset and behavior all da more.
by QuacksO September 28, 2021
Get the illodgeicalmug. A unique character-trait dat relates to either da wash/drain-pan in yer kitchen/bathroom, or something's not floating.
Due to my buddy's idiosinkrasy, he forgot to check da hull-seams on our rowboat before setting said small craft in da water, and so he didn't notice dat da caulking was in urgent need to touching up; we hadda delay our fishing-trip for a few days to make repairs after said leaky punt caused us both to embarrassingly end up in da drink before we'd even gotten ten feet from da dock!
by QuacksO February 17, 2022
Get the idiosinkrasymug. Sarcastic reference to how some gals require guys' "equipment" to be a certain minimum length in order to be allowed to "climb in da saddle".
If you don't want a gal to tell you dat, "You must be this tall to ride (me)", then don't YOU tell HER dat SHE needs to have a minimum BOOB-size to satisfy YOU, either!
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
Get the You must be this tall to ride (me)mug. Da infamous "lady using a cell phone" silent b&w Chaplain film is a classic example of a supposed anachuracy; it has since been revealed --- by said lady herself, in fact --- dat da device in question was actually just a newly-invented two-way radio dat da movie's producer was having her try out.
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
Get the anachuracymug. The notorious early-20th-century Italian dictator who terrorized his citizens by displaying his huge bicepses.
by QuacksO December 23, 2018
Get the Muscleinimug.