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A stupid-a** reason for playing a table-balls-type game instead of working, partaking of outdoor activities, spending time with family and/or friends, etc.
Andy Capp uses any excuese he can think of to head off to the snooker-hall instead of getting a job or helping Flo with housework.
by QuacksO November 24, 2019
Get the excuese mug.Dat grim leather-jacketed dude wif da sunglasses who possesses dogged perseverance and dedication in his endeavors to bump off people.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist has quite a self-proclaimed "determinator" status himself, yet he never seems to be able to actually follow through on his "keeling".
by QuacksO May 7, 2022
Get the determinator mug.The members of our population with totally "non-human" or "wild animal" mindsets (think, Rockefeller-type multi-billionaires, big-biz leaders, government bureaucrats, drug lords, etc.) who "live high on the hog" themselves, but who subject the rest of us to great stress and unfair toil merely to support their unhealthy greed for wealth and power.
They say that the top 1% of the human population controls half of the world's wealth --- seems like these "rich bugs" view all of us as mere beasts of burden to labor and provide for their own selfish luxury and arrogant feelings of control.
by QuacksO December 3, 2019
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Disgusted chick: I do indeed love "doing it" wif my main squeeze, but often in da "heat of da moment" we both forget to consider whether he's used any cream on himself that day which he'd need to wipe off with a damp cloth beforehand, and so I then get a minty coochie --- feels like an ICE CUBE inside there for a couple days afterwards!
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
Get the minty coochie mug.Years ago, kids would get all excited to be given a "shiny penny" in exchange for performing a yucky/difficult task, but nowadays said Lincoln-head coin isn't even enough for a piece of candy anymore, and so an indollarive is now da new minimum wheel-greaser to make said youngsters feel like exerting themselves.
by QuacksO June 16, 2023
Get the indollarive mug.Da "separate but equal" dividing of citizens depending on whether or not they possess electric scooters.
I'm all for equality and intermingling, but as carelessly and recklessly as some people operate their battery-powered two-wheelers, some segwaygation might actually be necessary for safety's sake!
by QuacksO July 19, 2023
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In a classic "Bob and Ray Radio Show" episode, Rodney Merchfield sold all of the company's office-doors to Wild Eddie in order to settle the weekly petty-cash account. Rodney's mom, Miss Agatha, did not find said transaction overly "adoorable" of him, however.
by QuacksO February 2, 2023
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