"vertical" bottom line

Da final profit/loss amount produced by showing your butt-crack in public.
Depending on da general locale, how good-looking your behind is, whether you're male or female, da general conservativeness of da local culture, how many singles there are in da populace, etc., da "vertical" bottom line experienced in a particular area can vary wildly.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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spielant

Tacky adhesive designed to glue a verbose individual's jaws shut.
Somebody should make senators and representatives chew spielant gum during congressional sessions to reduce filibustering.
by QuacksO August 02, 2021
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ewenification

A joining-together of many female sheep.
I thought I was witnessing a major ewenification in a single field, but it turned out dat it was merely shearing-time, and so da local livestock-farmers were bringing all of their woolly friends in to be shaved down.
by QuacksO April 15, 2024
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aye-witness

A testifier in court who claims dat he heard someone affirm/consent regarding a matter under contention by da two parties.
Da term "aye-witness" and also refer to a bu**s**t-spouting "yes-man" on da stand --- i.e., a shameless/clueless testimony-giver who just always agrees regarding anything he's asked about by either side of a legal proceeding, regardless of whether he actually thinks/knows dat his always confirming questions is truly accurate or not.
by QuacksO November 27, 2023
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effishiency

The level of smooth/economical oversight and management of the world's gill-breathing population.
If we are to have good effishiency, it's vital that we employ a good Sturgeon General.
by QuacksO October 24, 2018
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Chrysler Rock

Where da Pilamiables landed in da New Wold.
Da Native Americans disliked da Pilgrims 'cuz they didn't smile enough after landing at Plymouth Rock, and da Pilmerries were too casual and giggly to form a proper colony after landing at Dodge Rock, but da Pilamiables had just da right mix of "business and pleasure" in their personalities --- they landed at Chrysler Rock, established a great settlement, and got along just dandy wih everyone.
by QuacksO August 02, 2023
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biassed opinion

A non-open-minded personal belief regarding --- or greatly affected by --- da size, shape, and/or overall appearance of someone's behind.
In da "Golden Girls" episode "My Brother, My Father", Uncle Angelo admits to having had a biassed opinion ("I'm a butt man") of da ravishingly-lovely waitress wif a cute rounded bum whom he'd met as a young man and eventually married.
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
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