QuacksO's definitions
To rocket a person or object vertically out of da front seat of da Knight Industries 2000 car after having pushed da "Eject R" or "Eject L" button, if said tricked-out ride had been made by Volkswagen instead of Pontiac.
Many of da earlier-model VWs had either convertible tops or a sunroof, so I suppose dat they could have been outfitted to jettason its occupants skyward if desired.
by QuacksO April 6, 2024
Get the jettasonmug. Osama bin Laden has zero concern about the legality/ethics of his terrorist actions; the only time he'll practice reasonable behavior is if it's required by LAW, i.e., if he's actually lookin' down the snout of an anti-tank rocket.
by QuacksO March 4, 2018
Get the required by LAWmug. Da dramatic "flames 'n' explosions" dat happen when an unsuspecting diner naively chows down on a wedge of filling-and-crust pastry dat's been copiously sprinkled with hot seasonings.
Da term "pierotechnics" could indeed refer to someone's "blistering" reaction when biting into an overly-spicy baked-goods offering, but if you omit da first "e", it could also refer to someone's having a major "blazing meltdown" from trying to wrap his head around da infamous "numerical ratio of a circle's diameter vs. its circumference" mathematical operation.
by QuacksO May 8, 2022
Get the pierotechnicsmug. Pens/pencils/erasers, notebooks, rulers, compasses, etc --- writing/drawing accessories that heartless grownups make poor little kiddies miserably sit in one place and use instead of letting them go outside to play.
What a farce --- all these self-righteous adults whining about modern-day children's preferring to watch TV and use their computers/cell-phones instead of doing outdoor activities, and yet when those very same youngsters **specifically ask to go outside**, those same snooty grownups heartlessly shake their heads and say, "No, you hafta stay here and finish your lessons!" Plus they balk at buying the youngsters nice outdoor-0activities equipment like skateboards or basketball-hoops, yet they always seem to manage the cash for stationary products to use in their boring schoolwork! It's just a big conspiracy to keep children "quiet and manageable"!
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
Get the stationary productsmug. Chiwah-wahs might be suited for punk-rock or jazz aficionados, but I prefer a normally-vocalizing pooch, thank you very much!
by QuacksO October 11, 2024
Get the chiwah-wahmug. The Magma Carta was ultimately unsuccessful due to Man's not being able to effectively control volcanic eruptions.
by QuacksO March 12, 2019
Get the Magma Cartamug. Some people are so unattractive that they turn to proselytution in an attempt to satisfy their sexual cravings and/or gain extra income; while this shameless and manipulative strategy may indeed increase the person's chance of getting laid and/or making money, it also tends to give legitimate religions and organizations a bad name, since many people will think that "they're all like that" when they see the invalid exploiting of religion and its "obey without question" teachings.
by QuacksO November 7, 2018
Get the proselytutionmug.