QuacksO's definitions
A restricted-breathing-while-sleeping malady caused by excessive consumption of toasted-marshmallow sandwiches.
Us guys totally pigged out on graham-cracker sandwiches around da campfire last evening; consequently, we all came down with a major case of s'nores afterwards.
by QuacksO October 14, 2021
Get the s'noresmug. In the Laurel and Hardy comedy, "Saps At Sea", Dr. Finlayson informs Ollie that he is allergic to horns; perhaps an institootion might have been helpful to him, as well.
by QuacksO March 30, 2020
Get the institootionmug. Da past documentation regarding yer skills at cleaning da gunk offa things, either literally or figuratively.
I hate to leave anything either half-washed or still-misunderstood/resented --- call me OCD-steeped all you want, but I have exceptional crudentials in both da physical-scrubbin' AND da social-disagreement-ameliorating departments!
by QuacksO October 25, 2025
Get the crudentialsmug. A special blend of "power proteins" dat cure virus-caused illnesses by scaring said micro-nasties to death.
They say dat startling a hiccupper can sometimes cure him, so maybe dat's another form of "interfearons". I often find, though, dat simply relaxing near a heat source (because, of course, being stressed and/or chilly may often be what had messed up your tummy's equilibrium in da first place) and taking a quick swallow of apple-cider vinegar to "frizzle yer gizzard" will painlessly shock your body into ceasing da throat-convulsing intervals.
by QuacksO August 16, 2025
Get the interfearonsmug. Eager-beaver reporters who go around covering the stories of people who make lots of "exploding cereal" to either sell or pass out to their family and friends.
I always make my "firecracker corn" in a soundproof room so as not to attract any popperazzi to my door.
by QuacksO March 28, 2019
Get the popperazzimug. According to Wikipedia, Vladimír Remek is supposedly da only citizen of Chekovslovakia to ever travel into space, in 1978. Obviously, whoever believes that has never watched da original "Star Trek" series, which aired 'way back in da '60's!
by QuacksO December 3, 2022
Get the Chekovslovakiamug. Ethan Couch wanted to be coddled and entertained 24/7, so his taking a job in da regular workforce would likely be intolerable to him --- he'd probably feel like a suboredinate no matter what form of employment he tried.
by QuacksO March 4, 2023
Get the suboredinatemug.