QuacksO's definitions
A telemarketer or other phone-obsessed "reptile" who incessantly calls everyone in da phone book, either to feed them some hard-sell song-and-dance, or just to waste their time wif a lotta bu**s**t jibba-jabba.
I am on the National So-Bot-Call List, but since when do those money-hungry crocodials follow da law???
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
Get the crocodialmug. Sensible chick: My main squeeze may not be da most smart or elegant fellow in da world, but at least he treats me right and I never hafta worry about finances, so I thank my lucky stars to have this level of lugsury.
by QuacksO May 16, 2022
Get the lugsurymug. What you give a guy "upstairs" when complimenting him on the impressively "ballooned" status of his "crown" that he possesses "downstairs".
One should take care when verbally admiring a guy's desire-engorged "equipment" while you're also giving him a blowjob, since this may give him a major "swelled head" both "upstairs and down", and of course may also cause him to involuntarily make a huge mess all over your face in the process.
by QuacksO April 9, 2020
Get the swelled headmug. Describes da generally-lacking-in-common-sense behavior-patterns of da clueless shameless lazy-macho unemployment-check-drawing members of Red Green’s Possum Lake men’s club.
Da insensitive and self-centered dudes at Possum Lodge always deeply resent Harold Green's presence at da lodge meetings, since his caring and creative nature only shows up da other guys' illodgeical mindset and behavior all da more.
by QuacksO September 28, 2021
Get the illodgeicalmug. A unique character-trait dat relates to either da wash/drain-pan in yer kitchen/bathroom, or something's not floating.
Due to my buddy's idiosinkrasy, he forgot to check da hull-seams on our rowboat before setting said small craft in da water, and so he didn't notice dat da caulking was in urgent need to touching up; we hadda delay our fishing-trip for a few days to make repairs after said leaky punt caused us both to embarrassingly end up in da drink before we'd even gotten ten feet from da dock!
by QuacksO February 17, 2022
Get the idiosinkrasymug. A coffin-nail partaken of by Clark Gable.
Cigarhettes may have supposedly made da leading man in "Gone With The Wind" look suave 'n' sophisticated, but they're still disgusting and harmful no matter who is puffin' 'em.
by QuacksO July 24, 2025
Get the cigarhettemug. A small and annoying elf-like entity that uses Communist-themed tactics to cause malfunctions in equipment, delays, dissension in the ranks, cost-overruns, or other troublesome debacles.
I should have known better than to purchase a second-hand Russian car --- it's got lots of kremlins under da hood that I'm constantly having to ferret out and repair!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
Get the kremlinmug.