QuacksO's definitions

tubal litigation

Refers to assorted court-proceedings (such as child-support lawsuits, paternity-tests, etc.) dat stem from a problem/dispute regarding whether or not a chick has had her baby-factory deactivated.

It's not always prudent for an eager stud to just trustingly believe a gal if she says dat she's had her girly-junk altered --- there's a definite risk of tubal litigation if things don't work out as planned. Using a condom and/or sticking to blow/hand jobs might be a wiser action.

by QuacksO December 21, 2020

celibutt

Refraining from partaking of any ass.

If I just touch a gal's boobs and/or "do it" from da front only, can I still claim to be celibutt?

by QuacksO April 22, 2022

aleias

An assumed name dat you use so dat you can wet yer pipe at a pub where dey otherwise wouldn't serve you if dey knew yer real identity, either because you're underage or because you haven't paid your tab in a while.

I've never touched a drop of alcohol in my life and never intend to, so there would be no reason for me to ever use an aleias.

by QuacksO March 28, 2019

Osteracize

(verb) To loudly/harshly put down someone who uses/prefers Oster™-brand kitchen appliances.

Salespeople who represent competing brands (Hamilton Beach™, Cuisineart™, Mr. Coffee™, Toastmaster™, etc.) of culinary machines have been known to abrasively Osteracize customers who place items of the older-fashioned brand in their shopping carts.

by QuacksO June 27, 2018

squallor

How ANY living conditions --- no matter how good --- will appear to a petulantly-blubbering person who never seems to be satisfied no matter how hard others try to appease him.

Ethan Couch was a classic example of someone living in "squallor" --- he was given a lavish lifestyle and his family had money "up da wazoo and back", and yet he was still never really happy.

by QuacksO April 6, 2024

Hissidic

A real "snake in da grass" member of da Torah-reading population.

Da "forked-tongued" Shylock was an infamously-prime example of a Hissidic Jew.

by QuacksO July 1, 2024

refurbished lousewort

A plant of the endangered species Pedicularis furbishiae which has been carefully dug up, potted and transported to the sunny shelter of a greenhouse to help it grow bigger and stronger, and then re-planted in its original spot back in the wild.

Now that so many refurbished lousewort plants have been re-introduced into the coastal woodlands of Maine and New Brunswick, there are more of the lovely yellow cat's-paw-like blossoms for folks to enjoy.

by QuacksO October 4, 2019