QuacksO's definitions

Calpurnicus

Da African-American equivalent of da famous Renaissance astronomer.

Scout and Jem loved their Black governess just for herself; it's possible dat they would have found having Calpurnicus even more exciting, however.

by QuacksO February 9, 2023

monotonastery

A word dat describes what a monks' residence is really like.

What with nothing interesting's ever going on and no women-folk around, it's no wonder dat da residents of a monotonastery hafta resort to making wine; they'd go plumb loco wif boredom if they weren't always drunk off their a**es!

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

Nexcessive

Too great a degree of web-hosting for a particular business, purpose, event, etc.

I only have a few online customers, and thus my business's workload is easily handleable by just one person --- hiring a big company to do said management for me would be Nexcessive.

by QuacksO April 16, 2025

MeekFly

Refers to how George was before Marty helped him to stand up for himself better.

"The Jitz" heatedly addressed da 2015 Marty as "MeekFly" after he'd incriminated himself by illegally scanning his employee-card, but fortunately da 1985 Marty was able to change his future to both eliminate being addressed thus, and cause da "You're fired!" fax to go blank.

by QuacksO April 22, 2025

Olimpics

A huge quasi-sports shindig where everyone just wilts on the floor and lies there without moving.

The Winter and Summer Olimpics occur immediately after the actual competition, when the athletes are too exhausted from all of their strenuous competing to even sit up anymore.

by QuacksO March 6, 2019

JeepPS

Garmin or TomTom for your CJ or Range Rover.

Da rugged design and sturdier build of a JeepPS unit might indeed make it more reliable functionally than da standard highway-vehicle model, but da device's displayed navigation-data still comes from da same often-long-outdated map-files, error-prone software, and dodgy satellite signals, and so you couldn't more-confidently count on said "built-like-a-rock" electronic cube to deliver "rock solid" information about which routes to take!

by QuacksO March 10, 2024

hisstory

Refers to the detailed "set of lies agreed upon" timeline of the slithery/scaly/legless sector of the world's reptilian population.

Bill Haast holds a Guinness world record as the only human in hisstory to survive a staggering number of venomous-snake bites (well over 170!). Plus he lived to be 100... go figger. Maybe snake venom can actually prolong life when administered under the properly-controlled conditions, just like bee stings can cure certain illnesses that "standard" medicine can't treat effectively.

by QuacksO September 28, 2018