QuacksO's definitions

hey b.s. corpus

A bunch of legal claptrap in which a prisoner requests to be released from jail.

In the musical "Chicago", Billy Flynn presents a flashy and compelling "writ of hey b.s. corpus" which gets da selfish murderess Roxie off da hook, despite her indeed being "Gil T. Azell" of her accused crime.

by QuacksO September 27, 2020

angler management class

What a rod-and-reel sportsman hasta attend for displaying an unacceptable level of maniacal rage during a lousy fishing day.

If Madea decided to try her hand at dropping a hook in da water but failed to catch much of anything worthwhile during said endeavor, she might likely become so furiously frustrated dat she'd get sentenced to angler management class.

by QuacksO December 25, 2021

MacGrubernatorial election

A bu**s**t head-of-state-choosing brouhaha where all of da major candidates are bungling idiots.

A chief-of-da-capitol contest between da Three Stooges and Inspector Clouseau would represent a classic MacGrubernatorial election.

by QuacksO August 20, 2025

nothing purseonal

What you say to someone when refusing a request regarding money.

I don't give loans to anyone; it's nothing purseonal to any one specific individual.

by QuacksO February 26, 2021

beaunus

Refers to an incentive dat an attractive lady offers you for your help; she agrees to let you be her boyfriend if you'll assist her.

Hot chicks can generally have reliable/consistent success offering a beaunus to any mushy-hearted bachelor whom she happens across whenever she needs help, but a homely crone may have a much tougher time to convince nearby/passing males to assist her, since many guys will not feel that her "plain Jone" companionship would be worth his overly exerting himself on her behalf.

by QuacksO March 23, 2019

Collarado

Da American-Southwest state where throat-cloths and doggie-necklaces are manufactured.

If factories in Collarado makes certain human- and canine-wear implements, are other accessories made in Sleeveland, Ohio and Harnessburg, Pennsylvania??

by QuacksO December 1, 2021

committment

Da prior unbreakable promise dat you made to your baseball team dat you'd play catcher at one or more of their scheduled games.

I had to sorrowfully cut short my date wif Tiffany because I had an afternoon committment wif my teammates, but I softened da blow by inviting her to come and sit in da bleachers to watch while I participated in da game, and then afterwards we "picked up where we'd left off" and went for a nice long "sunset stroll" hand-in-hand.

by QuacksO August 11, 2023