QuacksO's definitions

It just creates issues

A sour play-on-words remark dat refers to a publishing-house dat produces meritless printed-matter installments which causes its readers to either feel distress themselves, or influences/prompts them to perform imprudent actions themselves and/or misbehave in distressing ways towards others.

Commercialized-religion organizations, racial-hatred groups, and unwise-habit advocates are classic examples of entities dat disseminate merely hurtful crap dat doesn't serve any legitimate purpose and wastes da time/effort/materials consumed in producing said unhealthy reading-material. So any paper-media-creating business dat cooperates wif any of said debauched entities by printing their newsletters or catalogues doesn't perform a useful purpose, either --- it just creates issues.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

the buck stops here

1. When you give money to a dishonest person to pass along to someone else, but he just keeps said cash for himself.
2. What happens in the vicinity of a "willing" doe during the rut.

Some years ago we naively gave one of the local tax-assessors the money for our yearly property-taxes, but she simply pocketed the cash and dishonestly kept it for herself... she shoulda had a t-short dat read, "the buck stops here"!

by QuacksO June 3, 2019

staroids

High-powered mind-and-body-altering drugs that cause the user to just completely "space out" and gaze blankly at random objects/people for long periods of time without blinking.

Someone on staroids would do well to obtain a 24/7 assistant to administer eyedrops regularly.

by QuacksO June 5, 2017

andeffective

A mealy-mouthed "feature" of some hyped product, spoken after cheerful and virtuous-sounding words like "safe" or cheap", and intended to not actually lie but sometimes to trick someone into thinking you mean one thing when you may actually mean something entirely the opposite.

When a radio or TV advertiser says that some medicine or other edible substance is "tasty andeffective", I never know if he is indeed saying, "and effective", or if he's really saying, "and DEfective"!

by QuacksO December 8, 2016

stammerna

D-d-d-da d-d-d-d-degree of s-s-s-sustained en-en-en-energy and m-m-m-m-mental c-c-c-concentration r-r-r-r-required t-t-to f-f-f-fake a s-s-s-s-speech imp-p-p-pediment.

Mel Blanc always had to rest up before voicing the staccato-speaking Elmer Fudd, in order to maintain his stammerna long enough to voice the entire episode.

by QuacksO September 24, 2020

unfairway

What a majority of golf players truly view their putting-green as being, since it seems hell-bent on making their shots travel anywhere but how/where they intend for them to go.

Bob Stuyvesant from the Red Green Show seems to view all golf courses as being unfairways, whereas in reality he is merely a horridly-lousy golfer who likely couldn't make a decent shot even if he had a completely-level playing-field with perfectly-even-height grass-blades.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

wing-flaps

The thick jiggly folds of excess "webbing" that form below one's armpits due either to advanced age or his having gained more than a few pounds.

Teenager: Gramma!! Haven't seen you in ages!! C'mere so I can give ya a big ole' squeeze!!
Old fogey: Okay, but take it easy with my wing-flaps!

by QuacksO November 17, 2011