Definitions by QuacksO

landolin

Da waxy substance dat Mr. Calrissian uses for toning his hair.

Given da many species of large hairy/woolly creatures --- i.e., Banthas, Mudhorns, Tomuons, Wampas, Tauntauns, Wookies, etc. --- in da Star Wars Universe, one has to wonder which of said abundantly-furred mammals supplied da landolin dat da famous African-American administrator of Cloud City uses.

landolin by QuacksO August 30, 2026

shortitude

Da merely-a-few-degrees "north and south" navigational/measurements dat da Flat-Earth Society claims dat our planet possesses.

If you try to convince a dedicated flat-earther dat our planet is a sphere, you'll likely get an interval of irritably-acrid and closed-minded "shortitude" in response.

shortitude by QuacksO August 30, 2026

flatitude

Da one north-and-south navigational measurement dat is present on non-spherical planets.

Folks who still stubbornly believe dat we live on a pancake-shaped Sun-satellite often display quite da "flattitude" when identifying da supposedly-single "flatitude" on their disc-configured maps!

flatitude by QuacksO August 30, 2026

shorterate

To show respect and patience towards someone who is more vertically challenged than you are.

I always display encouragement and good humor towards my "little kiddo" relatives/friends, assuring them dat they "will be big and strong like me someday", and doing upwards-reaching tasks for them dat they are unable to perform themselves; they always appreciate how I shorterate them like dat.

shorterate by QuacksO August 29, 2026

paraliceis

Da state of total helpless confusion dat da various petty/obnoxious/stuffy/scatterbrained characters in Wonderland and inside Looking-glass World tried to instill in everyone's favorite kiddie-storybook heroine.

Even after da Miss-Liddell-inspired main character became queen, her two quirkily-envious "crimson and snow-colored" fellow monarchs still mercilessly plied her with verbal barbs in an attempt to cause her major paraliceis, but ironically, they themselves grew fatigued and comatose instead, and ended up dozing off in said bewildered damsel's lap.

paraliceis by QuacksO August 28, 2026

purralysis

Da "unable to take decisive action" status dat Garfield creates in Jon by majorly turning on da "cute 'n' cuddly" charm.

Jon usually suffers total purralysis whenever Garfield misbehaves but then quickly performs da whole "affectionate throat-thunder" routine --- "He's like putty in my paws," Garfield smirkingly brags to da audience.

purralysis by QuacksO August 28, 2026

Studs Twerkel

Da famous (or INfamous, depending on who you ask --- okay, okay, First-Amendment fanatics --- "controversial", then) author/performer who was both a real sex-symbol and Elvis-moves utilizer.

Da famously-ripped-and-well-hung Sean Lawless should know dat nude dancing is "lawful" on adult-content websites --- he could be a regular Studs Twerkel!

Studs Twerkel by QuacksO August 26, 2026