QuacksO's definitions

harrowism

Performing a crisis-averting deed wif a tractor-towed earth-tilling machine.

A number of brave farmers have been known for their acts of "harrowism" to stop field-fires --- i.e., they clawed up da soil at da edge of da fire to prevent da flames from burning da dry crops any further.

by QuacksO July 19, 2023

alligrater

A large scaly reptile that uses its rough-textured back to shred cheese, garlic, and other culinary ingredients that need to be finely chopped.

Flipping over on your back and writhing around on top of large quantites of recipe-ingredients to pulverize them may not sound like your idea of fun, but it's merely "all in a day's work" for an alligrater.

by QuacksO June 11, 2019

derect deposit

The load of love-juice that a male "invests" into a female's love-tunnel (or her mouth, depending on "how far they're going" at the time) from his stiff taut "dispensing-spout".

I always ask a gal if she's in danger of getting preggo before I make any derect deposits into her "downstairs ATM".

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

petty officer

A policeman who is tasked with handling minor offenses like having a "loud" party or swiping a candy bar.

Inspector Clouseau is such a bungling jackass at performing regular crime-fighting that it's a wonder his precinct hasn't demoted him to petty officer by this time.

by QuacksO November 6, 2018

unpredicktable

Not consistent regarding whether someone will be a royal d**k or not.

Da term "unpredicktable" could also refer to never knowing whether or not you can "get it up" whenever a "willing" chick happens along.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

violater

A lawbreaker who doesn't commit his illegal acts immediately, but waits till da fuzz isn't looking.

Harry actually goes so far as to park a distance back from a stop sign and wait extended periods till any cop cars in da area move to other locales, just so dat he can blow through da intersection --- talk about an obsessive hard-core violater!

by QuacksO January 31, 2023

Weego

A subcompact car that's a step-up in size from the Yugo --- i.e., where the one car is only big enough to comfortably seat just the driver and a passenger ("You go"), the Weego can carry considerably more than two people ("We go").

Weego is technically supposed to be spelled "Wheego", so I guess it means that not only can "we go" in this roomier car, but we can also enjoy a fairly swift and exciting ride in the process ("Wheeeee go!").

by QuacksO September 21, 2019