QuacksO's definitions

amtrebleador

An advocate of higher-pitched sounds and tweeter-speakers.

I wonder if an amtrebleador would have a shrill/squeaky voice?

by QuacksO December 15, 2023

pawthetic

1. Da despicable strategies dat Garfield resorts to in his efforts to get his own way.
2. Similarly-disgraceful acts dat a merely-sperm-donor-level male parent (i.e., "deadbeat dad") performs to arrogantly/selfishly make others do his bidding, avoid child-supporting/raining responsibilities., etc.

Bill Clinton has apparently fathered many "unacknowledged"children ("Honk if you HAVEN'T slept with Clinton"), but in his typical pawthetic lack of caring or responsibility, he has just let said had-his-fun-with-and-then-left females struggle to raise said love-babies entirely on their own.

by QuacksO March 25, 2020

Amandatory

Required either by or of folks with famous-actress Moore's first name.

In da infamous comedy, "Because I Said So!", Milly Wilder may indeed have initially felt compelled to follow da old-school "always mind your mother" routine, but naturally da lady who portrayed her in da movie did not have to follow da directives of da senior actress who played said matriarch once da cameras stopped rolling --- said compliance was not "Amandatory" for her off-set.

by QuacksO June 29, 2025

relabiale

Describes a strategy dat's "tried and true" for getting hot chicks to let you give them "downstairs kisses".

Some ladies are unwilling to spread their legs no matter what you say to them, so I wouldn't count on any courtship-ritual to be 100% relabiale.

by QuacksO January 29, 2023

poutlet

Refers to any means of releasing excessive resentment/discontent, such as a padded/soundproof cell, punching-bag, time-out doll, etc.

I find dat staring at flowing water for extended periods effectively calms me during stressful occasions, and so I just go and stand on da bridge and watch da river churn by whenever I need a good poutlet.

by QuacksO March 19, 2019

JeepPS

Garmin or TomTom for your CJ or Range Rover.

Da rugged design and sturdier build of a JeepPS unit might indeed make it more reliable functionally than da standard highway-vehicle model, but da device's displayed navigation-data still comes from da same often-long-outdated map-files, error-prone software, and dodgy satellite signals, and so you couldn't more-confidently count on said "built-like-a-rock" electronic cube to deliver "rock solid" information about which routes to take!

by QuacksO March 10, 2024

trojan horse

A girl who only lets a guy "ride" her if he wears protection (i.e., a "Trojan" condom).

Stud #1: Wooo-hoooo... that Tiffany is totally smokin' hot! How come she doesn't have more guys after her?

Stud #2: Oh --- she's one of those trojan horses, and most guys prefer gals who will "just do it" anytime and anywhere.

by QuacksO January 10, 2015