1011 definitions by QuacksO
Can refer to either:
(1) a seaworthiness-inspector for sailboats, or
(2) someone who monitors da goings-on at a regatta.
(1) a seaworthiness-inspector for sailboats, or
(2) someone who monitors da goings-on at a regatta.
Da Mary Celeste might not have encountered its infamous abandonment if there had been better sloopervisors involved in da preparation and carrying out of said final journey!
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
The infamous effeminate-featured junk-bond swindler from the '80's who selfishly viewed his investors as merely bountiful dairy-cows waiting to be gluttonously guzzled from.
Michael Milk'em squeezed and drained his investors dry, and then good ol' Bernie "made off" with the ill-gotten "liquid assets".
by QuacksO July 15, 2018
A verbal and/or physical dust-up due to either someone's displeasure at da tailoring adjustments of a prized garment, or someone's decidedly NOT "holding his peace" at a wedding.
A bridal shop should pay due diligence during gown-preparations, to hopefully avoid any ALTERcations stemming from one or more wardrobe malfunctions during a "big day" ceremony.
by QuacksO February 3, 2023
by QuacksO January 6, 2023
1. A sob-story that you give someone for why you made an unnecessary/unwise purchase with his money.
2. An innocence-corroboration statement that you bribe someone to give the cops on your behalf.
2. An innocence-corroboration statement that you bribe someone to give the cops on your behalf.
When a well-to-do person seems to have lots of "witnesses" to corroborate his testimony, I automatically feel suspicious of their statements, since I figger that many of them may just be alibuys.
by QuacksO March 1, 2019
The diversion of funds that Ollie North infamously created on behalf of the Nicaraguan "freedom-fighters", which produced dubious results and landed him in a whole lotta hot water with the US Government.
Ollie North claimed that the Contrabution he made to Iran and Nicaragua was merely "the residuals" leftover from a legitimate transaction, but I dunno if anybody truly bought that clap-trap.
by QuacksO February 15, 2019
Da New England state where Violet Beauregarde came from; kids elsewhere in the state have begun to emulate her disgusting chicle-chomping habit.
I hear that Wrigley's Gum is planning to open a new plant in Massachewsetts to keep up with the demand for their delicious minty products.
by QuacksO March 13, 2019