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I was offered a position with da town leaders in a large Nebraska city, but I am a very progressive-thinking person, so "No thanks, Ohmaha"! :P
by QuacksO June 7, 2021
Get the Ohmaha mug.The status of being all choked up and teary-eyed while/after watching Pixar's famous animated "fish story" movie from 2003.
The highest-grossing animated film of the early 2000's is indeed a very touching tale of love, loyalty, and family values, so I suppose that it might indeed be natural for some viewers to get a little Nemotional over it.
by QuacksO July 4, 2019
Get the Nemotional mug.Now dat garden tractors have become a fairly common household implement, da problems of mowbility can be a lot less problematic, in dat even a moderately-disabled homeowner can often operate said small machines, since about all dat one needs to do is merely sit on a seat and manipulate a steering wheel and few pedals.
by QuacksO November 13, 2022
Get the mowbility mug.A worldwide obliteration of conventional social-inhibitions, causing everyone to freely give each other big smooches whenever they meet
I am naturally rather shy and introverted, and so my inhibitions have little to do with my reserved manner --- I would not go around "gleefully glad-handing" everyone in any case. So if ever there actually was an apocalips, I would still not be willing or able to the the "rush on out and join the fun --- one big happy family" thing like more-jovial/confident folks could. I HAVE NO PENT-UP "COPIOUS AFFECTION-LAVISHING" URGES TO BEGIN WITH, and so having my inhibitions withdrawn wouldn't significantly "do anything for me" in that regard.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
Get the apocalips mug.What each of da five super-cool "non-verbose" twenty-somethings in da iconic "five full super-size cups of coffee and approaching a railroad track" Ford Focus commercial was meaning by their each just saying the word "Dude" once.
"Dude" translations (zheesh --- just one single word can speak volumes, eh???):
First "Dude": "Be a schuper schweet pal and hold my coffee for me so that I can drive."
Second "Dude": "Ummmm... there's a railroads track comin' up --- I think you'll want to slow down so that we don't all get coffee-showers...?"
Third "Dude": "There's a RAILROAD TRACK coming up --- remember that ya gots FOUR OTHERS in da car here b'sides yerself who would greatly prefer not to have coffee-soaked work-outfits, thank you very much!"
Fourth "Dude": "We all have these humongous brim-full cups of joe back here --- there is nothing we can do to avoid spilling them all over your nice new seats if we hit a bump too hard!"
Fifth "Dude": "Don't say we didn't warn ya --- unavoidable brown-liquid tidal-waves impending!"
Driver's slightly-irritated "Dudes": "Honestly, friends --- doncha think that I as da driver know what I'm doing?! Chill out, people --- it's cool --- we're ALL cool! We're five of da coolest 'dudes' on da road right now!"
Final triumphant "Duuudesss!": "Wow --- you were right --- we DIDN'T hafta worry! Never spilled a drop --- amazing! --- here we were all gettin' majorly spazzed out fer nuthin'!" :D
First "Dude": "Be a schuper schweet pal and hold my coffee for me so that I can drive."
Second "Dude": "Ummmm... there's a railroads track comin' up --- I think you'll want to slow down so that we don't all get coffee-showers...?"
Third "Dude": "There's a RAILROAD TRACK coming up --- remember that ya gots FOUR OTHERS in da car here b'sides yerself who would greatly prefer not to have coffee-soaked work-outfits, thank you very much!"
Fourth "Dude": "We all have these humongous brim-full cups of joe back here --- there is nothing we can do to avoid spilling them all over your nice new seats if we hit a bump too hard!"
Fifth "Dude": "Don't say we didn't warn ya --- unavoidable brown-liquid tidal-waves impending!"
Driver's slightly-irritated "Dudes": "Honestly, friends --- doncha think that I as da driver know what I'm doing?! Chill out, people --- it's cool --- we're ALL cool! We're five of da coolest 'dudes' on da road right now!"
Final triumphant "Duuudesss!": "Wow --- you were right --- we DIDN'T hafta worry! Never spilled a drop --- amazing! --- here we were all gettin' majorly spazzed out fer nuthin'!" :D
by QuacksO July 10, 2018
Get the "Dude" translations mug.Da ability to gaze for extended periods without either suffering eye/muscle-fatigue or making others feel uncomfortable.
Wearing sunglasses and leaning back in your seat as though you're merely resting/waiting can increase your dexstareity tremendously, in dat not only will you not hafta tiringly hold your head upright while continuously monitoring da activities in front of you, but those individuals whom you're keeping an eagle-eye on may not even realize dat they're being watched, since da shades will conceal yer peepers, and so any fellow humans who observe you won't know if you're looking at them, or even whether you have your eyes open or not.
by QuacksO January 24, 2024
Get the dexstareity mug.(1) Da assorted basics of sewing.
(2) Da various individual laborers who make up a company dat produces sewn-fabric goods, such as apparel or tents.
(2) Da various individual laborers who make up a company dat produces sewn-fabric goods, such as apparel or tents.
To produce durable/attractive clothing, every member in da production must do a neat and uniform job wif da ol' needle-and-thread; if any one of said constitchuents messes up, da whole operation can get screwed up.
by QuacksO June 20, 2021
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