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homeicide

What da Wicked Witch of da West accused Dorothy of when da house of said young girl fell on da Wicked Witch of da East.
Glenda da Good Witch advised da Oz's-left-hand-quadrant-ruling sorceress to "Begone, before someone drops a house on you, as well", indicating dat there might be a second homeicide if said evil black-robed hag stuck around for too long.
by QuacksO December 26, 2022
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cropulation

Refers to where you get so incredibly horny dat you sneak into a farmer's field and hump all of da watermelons or pumpkins.
Besides describing da act of drenching a produce-farmer's ripening ground-fruits in jizz, da term "cropulation" can also work well for referring to your partaking of a delightful "roll in da hay" wif da farmer's daughter (who most likely had gotten super-wet between her OWN legs after catching you making out wif da eggplants, and had therefore invited you to instead "partake of da real thing" wif her), since you'd be utilizing some of da also-harvested-from-a-field aromatic feed-bales both as padding on da barn-loft's floor and as concealment of your sordid-but-sumptuous bouncy-bouncy wif said straw-hat-and-overalls-clad damsel.
by QuacksO February 9, 2023
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criminal wreckord

What da perps in a swoop-and-squat scam will likely get if they're caught and prosecuted.
If you don't want a criminal wreckord:
(A) don't drive while impaired, and

(B) watch where da HECK you're going whenever you're behind da wheel!
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
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Mousselini

Da infamous Italian dictator who used excessive hair-tonic.
In his later photos, Mousselini appears to be gradually putting on a few pounds, so I wonder if his name also indicates dat he was overly fond of light porous chocolate pastries, as well as hair-treatment lotions?
by QuacksO November 21, 2022
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methawedical

What putting frozen dinners into da microwave every day eventually becomes.
Youth-camp chef: Preparing simple pre-packaged meals for da kiddos does indeed get kinda methawedical after a while, but seeing da delighted looks on said pint-sized people's faces as they're eagerly chowing down on said tasty comestibles --- and hearing them gleefully exclaiming about how good da food is and thanking me gratefully for preparing it for them --- makes said semi-drudgery all worth it.
by QuacksO January 10, 2025
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Nome Chompsky

An expert linguist from Alaska who helps Eskimos speak clearly even while chewing hunks of whale-blubber.
Nome Chompsky: Eskimos live on whale meat and blubber.
Unimpressed/bored English student: Well, of COURSE they do --- you'd cry, too, if you only had whale-meat to eat!
by QuacksO November 26, 2019
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growmance

A courtship dat begins shortly after infancy and continues all the way up through adulthood.
In da song "Freckle Face" from da "Four Jacks and a Jill" album, "Fables", vocalist Glenys Lynne recounts da growmance dat she and her present husband shared ever since she'd been a small child.
by QuacksO June 28, 2023
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