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While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
Get the bean sprouts and tofu mug.Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.
Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
Get the third-degree fart mug.The lesser-known "sister city" to the famous east-central New York municipality; its residents are known for being rather disjointed and unable to adequately focus their attention on community goals.
I hate boring routines and schedules, so Dischenectady, New York sounds like a perfect place for me to relocate to.
by QuacksO December 13, 2018
Get the Dischenectady mug.I make it a general policy to never loan money to anyone, in an effort to not attract purseuers to my doorstep.
by QuacksO March 12, 2019
Get the purseuer mug.Imperviousness to getting in dutch for odiferous methane-expellings.
Churches tend to be liberally tolerant of their parishioners' physical shortcomings as long as they behave themselves socially, so you can generally expect "impewnity" while you're there --- i.e., you can fart all you want while sitting in the chapel's wooden benches, provided you are courteous and respectful in your overall treatment of others present.
by QuacksO May 1, 2022
Get the impewnity mug.Now dat scientific-experiment kits using radioactive materials are banned from being manufactured or sold, there's no longer any need for close adult superfission.
by QuacksO September 13, 2022
Get the close adult superfission mug.Or da plug-in port, too... same diff. Refers to where da data-connection is supposed to cleanly transfer info from A to B, but instead just passes a lotta you-know-what instead of anything legible or valid.
I usually buy name-brand computer-products, even though they do cost somewhat more. Yeah, I know dat I could always get one of those crappy Chineseum UBS cables for just 99 cents, but I wouldn't be able to count on them to either process my files properly or even operate without overheating or shorting out.
by QuacksO January 19, 2020
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