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Santa's list of "naughty things" dat you've committed over da past year, and dat he carefully muses over before deciding whether he should "wrap" any gifts for your sorry a** dis year, or if he should just leave you a stocking full of coal.
Calvin had a wrap-sheet several yards long listing all da slush-balls dat he'd lobbed at Susie over da previous year, but Calvin had claimed "extenuating circumstances", and Hobbes sent in a statement vouching for Calvin's overall character, so it was a tough call for Santa to decide what to do.
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
Get the wrap-sheetmug. A typical guy will tell a hot chick dat he just wants to cuddle wif her --- rather than his lustfully wanting to feel her warm soft pliable buns against his thighs --- when he asks her to sit in his lap, but one would need to check between said stud's legs for a hard-on in order to test da verassity of dat claim.
by QuacksO April 4, 2024
Get the verassitymug. Edward Casanova claimed that the EverQuest video-game's fictional empire of Norrath had a super-strong economy; I wonder if a lot of the members of his supposed lady-friends "harem" came from that imaginary land, as well?
by QuacksO April 23, 2019
Get the Edward Casanovamug. The Magma Carta was ultimately unsuccessful due to Man's not being able to effectively control volcanic eruptions.
by QuacksO March 12, 2019
Get the Magma Cartamug. Some people are so unattractive that they turn to proselytution in an attempt to satisfy their sexual cravings and/or gain extra income; while this shameless and manipulative strategy may indeed increase the person's chance of getting laid and/or making money, it also tends to give legitimate religions and organizations a bad name, since many people will think that "they're all like that" when they see the invalid exploiting of religion and its "obey without question" teachings.
by QuacksO November 7, 2018
Get the proselytutionmug. Da dramatic "flames 'n' explosions" dat happen when an unsuspecting diner naively chows down on a wedge of filling-and-crust pastry dat's been copiously sprinkled with hot seasonings.
Da term "pierotechnics" could indeed refer to someone's "blistering" reaction when biting into an overly-spicy baked-goods offering, but if you omit da first "e", it could also refer to someone's having a major "blazing meltdown" from trying to wrap his head around da infamous "numerical ratio of a circle's diameter vs. its circumference" mathematical operation.
by QuacksO May 8, 2022
Get the pierotechnicsmug. Chiwah-wahs might be suited for punk-rock or jazz aficionados, but I prefer a normally-vocalizing pooch, thank you very much!
by QuacksO October 11, 2024
Get the chiwah-wahmug.