49 definitions by Qbert

answering machine

An electronic device which is designed to automatically answer your phone calls. People who are too cheap to get voice mail usually have an answering machine.

I got rid of my answering machine and got voice mail instead.

by Qbert August 23, 2003

Playboy

A magazine for men. Playboy has excellent nude pictorials and centerfolds.

When I moved in with my girlfriend, she made me get rid of all my Playboy magazines.

by Qbert August 23, 2003

Roger Waters

Bassist/singer of the rock group Pink Floyd.

Roger Waters' bass playing and vocals are somewhat haunting...

by Qbert December 28, 2005

need some wood?

A sexual reference. It could mean the same as "Want to get it on?", or something to that effect.

Guy: Need some wood, baby?
Girl: Sure!

by Qbert November 2, 2004

shell

A shell is the command processor interface. The command processor is the program that executes operating system commands. The shell, therefore, is the part of the command processor that accepts commands. After verifying that the commands are valid, the shell sends them to another part of the command processor to be executed.

When Windows failed to boot, I needed to use a DOS shell.

by Qbert July 19, 2004

winmx

A high quality internet file sharing program developed by Frontcode Technologies. WinMX is a good program for downloading mp3 files, software, movies, and all other types of useful data files.

Some users on the WinMX networks are bastards. They disconnect you even if you are sharing 700+ files!

Guy 1: Sweet merciful crap! You got Windows Longhorn!?! Where the hell did you get that?!!?

Guy 2: Off of WinMX...

by Qbert February 27, 2004

java

The bastard child of C++ that nobody wants.

Look at that Java written application. It's so slow and resource consuming...

by Qbert June 29, 2005