QWERTY's definitions

madd

Mothers Against Drunk Driving

The members of MADD shot a guy for DWI

by qwerty July 5, 2003

god of contradictions

a happy little god invented by jimmy kaos to explain continuity errors and contradictory terms in his writing.
Is also proof that religion is funny all in all (see bible is full of contradictions) and that moany things can exist at once that contradict each other, even if on face value seem to be the same (eg anti-war protestors and anti war-protesters are two contradictory things)

the god of contradictions sure is hairy

by qwerty March 25, 2004

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a sarcastic term implying "what a load of crap"
or, "bullshit". can also be used as a expression of anger.

: hilary, i did NOT have sex with that woman...
: um... fuck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.

or...

: how was that test?
: fuck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.

by Qwerty April 19, 2004

420

mny favorite day of the year. 4-20 is cop code for weed posession so us stoners used it to our advantage :)

4 20 today woot! im gunna go hotbox my car.

by Qwerty April 20, 2004

city pigeon

someone of the city, who loves the city is at home in the city and hates the country. usually takes public transportation. knows how to get anywhere on a bus/subway/whathaveyou... is definetly NOT a yuppy and is defiently NOT preppy in anyway. frequents parties and is known to be rather mellow. mostly ranges from ages 13-27.

the city pigeon knows this city like the back of his hand! (--better than that but that is the customary expression--once your think about it, you dont really know the back of your hand very well at all--at least i dont)

by Qwerty April 16, 2004

mobile

a city in alabama

sweet home alabama.. dun dun do daint don dun dow

by Qwerty April 16, 2004

Uncle

One more thing! *smacks you over the head with two fingers*

"Magic must defeat magic!" ~ Uncle

by qwerty August 22, 2004