QWERTY's definitions

herb

Someone who is an idiot/uncool/fake etc

You're a herb if you tip a stripper a doller, buy yourself a coke and then call yourself a ballar

You're a herb if you got a flag on your truck, when before that September you never gave a F**k

by qwerty September 5, 2006

richey james edwards

second guitarist in the manic street preachers. couldnt play for shit, but was the groups lyricist. he walked out of his london hotel room on the first of feb 1995, never to be seen again. no body has been found. family declined to officially declare him as dead.

listen to the manic street preachers!

by qwerty January 17, 2005

Twinkies

resembles a corn dog without the stick, except in place of the dog, is sweet cream. Hostess....yumm...

:lets go pig out on twinkeis
:burb, already done

by Qwerty April 20, 2004

man of meng

1) Awarded to the mengiest person alive.
2) Somebody who bears a significant amount of meng about them

1) And the annual Man Of Meng award goes to... Wazim! You are the man of meng! Well done (or hard luck, whichever way you wish to take it doninnit!)
2) Eugh, Baz, you are the Man Of Meng!

by Qwerty October 23, 2003

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a sarcastic term implying "what a load of crap"
or, "bullshit". can also be used as a expression of anger.

: hilary, i did NOT have sex with that woman...
: um... fuck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.

or...

: how was that test?
: fuck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.

by Qwerty April 19, 2004

Civil Air Patrol

A political disaster that is similar to boy scouts but actualy gives over zeluos adults rank and control over their children and their childs peers.

Many a ambitious cadets CAP career was destroyed by a fat peice of shit parent.

oh and god help me if they ever look for me.

"I will promote you after my son is promoted"

by qwerty December 24, 2004

yesterday

the title of a great beatles song!!!
the beatles rock!

Yesterday...love was such an easy game to play...

by qwerty April 17, 2005