QWERTY's definitions

john kerry

Vietnam war hero turned war protester. Senator from Massachusetts, only senator elected 4 times without any PAC special interest money. Fights for the middle class, education and the environment. Organized the first Earth Day in 1970. Chaired Senate subcommittee on Iran-Contra and exposed CIA drug smuggling in 1986. Lead a Senate probe that exposed a Pakistan based bank financing terrorists in 1992.
Ran for President in 2004 and lost to a lying criminal.

John Kerry is a great American.

by qwerty February 11, 2007

420

mny favorite day of the year. 4-20 is cop code for weed posession so us stoners used it to our advantage :)

4 20 today woot! im gunna go hotbox my car.

by Qwerty April 20, 2004

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a sarcastic term implying "what a load of crap"
or, "bullshit". can also be used as a expression of anger.

: hilary, i did NOT have sex with that woman...
: um... fuck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.

or...

: how was that test?
: fuck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.

by Qwerty April 19, 2004

rrose sélavy

marcel duchamp's female alter ego. stll thriving in buenos aires around chess boards

Rrose Sélavy === Marcel Duchamp

by Qwerty April 20, 2004

palm

'Palm' is used to refer to the king pimp, i.e. the pimp who pimps the pimps.

It's origins lie in the name of the real life King Pimp, who was called Palm.

to a pimp:
"Who's your pimp"

response:
"palm"

by qwerty June 9, 2004

madd

Mothers Against Drunk Driving

The members of MADD shot a guy for DWI

by qwerty July 5, 2003

peregrination

the act of walking arround for a very long time, usually resulting in boredom or getting lost, made pointless after the invention of the hoarse and later the car

the young lad set out for a day of peregrination, and he was very excited untill he realized that his favorite jordans ahd been snaked, then he grabbed his glock and went postal on his family and his neighbor's dog, see what happenes when some one touches my.... i mean his jordans, GOD.

by QWERTY May 20, 2003