QWERTY's definitions

thing

a penis or the man's full package

I did it with him last night, and his thing is barely visible.

by qwerty April 17, 2005

mullettron

a robotic haircut which can be found on most Americans.

"look out for Lance (the American) he is coming at you with a pitchfork and anthrax"

by qwerty June 1, 2004

dime

1/10 of an ounce of a drug.

a dime bag o' weed.

by Qwerty April 16, 2004

qwerty

a keyboard ment to be the most time consumming but easiest on the keys (invented during the type writer keyboards)

um... Qwerty

by Qwerty April 19, 2004

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a sarcastic term implying "what a load of crap"
or, "bullshit". can also be used as a expression of anger.

: hilary, i did NOT have sex with that woman...
: um... fuck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.

or...

: how was that test?
: fuck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.

by Qwerty April 19, 2004

420

mny favorite day of the year. 4-20 is cop code for weed posession so us stoners used it to our advantage :)

4 20 today woot! im gunna go hotbox my car.

by Qwerty April 20, 2004

rrose sélavy

marcel duchamp's female alter ego. stll thriving in buenos aires around chess boards

Rrose Sélavy === Marcel Duchamp

by Qwerty April 20, 2004