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purple people

1: A hypothetical race used when the issue of racism is discussed. Proponents of this usage figure there are no people with purple skin, and figure it is safe to use.

2: People who love the color purple and purple things, often in an extreme fashion.

3: People born with Purple skin, usually of an alien race.
1: "I don't care if our president is Black, White, Purple, or even Green."

"I tend not to be racist, but I must draw the line at Purple people."

2: Jennifer is such a purple person! She eats purple food, has purple hair, wears purple clothes, and likes purple unicorns. Rumor has it that even her feces is purple.

3: I had some purple people move in beside me. They were good people. They always parked their spaceship properly, kept their tentacles braided neatly, kept their alien plants watered, and mostly kept to themselves.
by Purple Gurl April 18, 2011
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eye stalks

Noun: Alien sight organs. Basically, they are muscular stalks containing eyeballs, or at least, they are tentacles designed for seeing.
I once met an attractive Purplonian woman with lots of eye stalks and tentacles.
by Purple Gurl March 6, 2011
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Rape Gang

A close-knit group of people, usually men, who rape, attempt to rape, discuss plans to rape, or otherwise act sexually aggressive towards others without their consent. These people tend to believe that date rape is not possible, that no really means maybe, that sex with children, handicapped, or elderly persons is never rape, that not saying no is a way of saying yes, that getting someone too drunk/high to say no is not rape, etc.

Typical people who are prone to be rape gang members are football players, athletes, coaches, priests, police officers, hunters, inmates, and construction workers.
John started getting harassed by the local cops ever since he stood up to a prominent rape gang in town and refused to participate in their activities. Most of the men at work no longer speak to him either.
by Purple Gurl April 30, 2011
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Purplephobe

N - Person afraid of or bigoted against Purplonians and other people born with Purple skin.
The editors at Urban Dictionary are a bunch of purplephobes. They won't approve terms related to Purple-Americans.
by Purple Gurl April 20, 2011
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screwiquette

N: The rules of politeness involving sex. That would be things like using protection if your partner desires, not trying to get your partner in bed sooner than they want, not raping, keeping your hands to yourself early on, avoiding public sex, etc.
The nerve of that guy! He was literally trying to undress me on the bus, and he kept trying to run his hands down my clothes. He has no screwiquette whatsoever!
by Purple Gurl April 11, 2011
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girl mouse

N: An optical computer mouse. It has no balls, just a warm inner glow.
Frank: "What kind of mouse are you getting for your PC?"

Joe: "I'm getting a girl mouse. They move much easier, and they have no balls to wash."
by Purple Gurl April 11, 2011
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Kartrashian

Noun, Adj., It is a name for a family we are all sick of hearing about. It is a slur on Kardashian and refers to their antics, how they dress, and the fact they are race-traitors, sellouts, and sluts.
I am tired of hearing about the Kartrashians. I can't go to a checkout line without seeing a photo of Kim Kartrashian being a race traitor.
by Purple Gurl November 21, 2014
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