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N, also known as WPD - A fictitious medical condition that pathologizes being White. Symptoms allegedly include having recessive genes, being passive or weak, lacking confidence, being racist, or wanting to discriminate against others. It might also include being nerdy, dorky, having no game, being overly serious, and being unable to sing, dance, play sports or rap properly.
"Don't get me wrong about Tommy. He's a good person, but he has White People Disease. He is always so serious and doesn't like to party like us brothas."
by Purple Gurl February 6, 2015
Get the White People Diseasemug. "Todd and Rhonda have experienced 12 years of matrimony thus far, and they have 2 adorable children."
by Purple Gurl February 6, 2015
Get the matrimonymug. N: The medical specialty devoted to the health and well-being of space aliens. Like the veterinary practice, it tends to be harder than being a general practitioner for humans because of the number of alien races involved. DSM specialists often work with problems involving eyestalks, tentacles, alien skin disorders, alien mental health, and general wellness, as well as providing alien medications which are hard to get.
My Purplonian and Martian neighbors both see Dr. Tentacleez at the deep space medicine clinic in town.
by Purple Gurl April 6, 2011
Get the deep space medicinemug. The Fistgate Scandal happened in Massachusetts where a bunch of students received graphic instructions on having various forms of gay sex. Students were taught how to fist each other the "correct" way, how to practice tribadism, etc. Rather than prevent such happenings in the future, the schools involved simply banned taping the events to prevent oversight and accountability.
Friend 1: "Did you hear about the Fistgate Scandal?"
Friend 2: "I think. Wasn't Fistgate when all those students got taught how to fist fuck each other by some gay group which took over a school?"
Friend 2: "I think. Wasn't Fistgate when all those students got taught how to fist fuck each other by some gay group which took over a school?"
by Purple Gurl April 30, 2011
Get the Fistgatemug. by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015
Get the rape toolmug. by Purple Gurl April 23, 2011
Get the acfuctablemug. Noun: Someone living in America who has purple skin, and usually are born on planet Purplonia or descended from Purplonians.
While driving through the Purplonian neighborhood, I saw this Purple-American woman sitting on her front porch braiding her daughter's tentacles.
by Purple Gurl April 23, 2011
Get the Purple-Americanmug.