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"Todd and Rhonda have experienced 12 years of matrimony thus far, and they have 2 adorable children."
by Purple Gurl February 6, 2015
Get the matrimonymug. N, also known as WPD - A fictitious medical condition that pathologizes being White. Symptoms allegedly include having recessive genes, being passive or weak, lacking confidence, being racist, or wanting to discriminate against others. It might also include being nerdy, dorky, having no game, being overly serious, and being unable to sing, dance, play sports or rap properly.
"Don't get me wrong about Tommy. He's a good person, but he has White People Disease. He is always so serious and doesn't like to party like us brothas."
by Purple Gurl February 6, 2015
Get the White People Diseasemug. Frank: "What kind of mouse are you getting for your PC?"
Joe: "I'm getting a girl mouse. They move much easier, and they have no balls to wash."
Joe: "I'm getting a girl mouse. They move much easier, and they have no balls to wash."
by Purple Gurl April 11, 2011
Get the girl mousemug. Noun: Alien sight organs. Basically, they are muscular stalks containing eyeballs, or at least, they are tentacles designed for seeing.
by Purple Gurl March 6, 2011
Get the eye stalksmug. 1: A hypothetical race used when the issue of racism is discussed. Proponents of this usage figure there are no people with purple skin, and figure it is safe to use.
2: People who love the color purple and purple things, often in an extreme fashion.
3: People born with Purple skin, usually of an alien race.
2: People who love the color purple and purple things, often in an extreme fashion.
3: People born with Purple skin, usually of an alien race.
1: "I don't care if our president is Black, White, Purple, or even Green."
"I tend not to be racist, but I must draw the line at Purple people."
2: Jennifer is such a purple person! She eats purple food, has purple hair, wears purple clothes, and likes purple unicorns. Rumor has it that even her feces is purple.
3: I had some purple people move in beside me. They were good people. They always parked their spaceship properly, kept their tentacles braided neatly, kept their alien plants watered, and mostly kept to themselves.
"I tend not to be racist, but I must draw the line at Purple people."
2: Jennifer is such a purple person! She eats purple food, has purple hair, wears purple clothes, and likes purple unicorns. Rumor has it that even her feces is purple.
3: I had some purple people move in beside me. They were good people. They always parked their spaceship properly, kept their tentacles braided neatly, kept their alien plants watered, and mostly kept to themselves.
by Purple Gurl April 18, 2011
Get the purple peoplemug. by Purple Gurl April 8, 2011
Get the empurplingmug. An alien race with purple skin and numerous scalp tentacles. They come from Planet Purplonia. The Greenians forcibly colonized their planet.
"A Purplonian family moved in beside of me, and I love asking them about their homeland and their culture."
by Purple Gurl October 1, 2014
Get the Purplonianmug.