Purple Gurl's definitions

fuchsiative

Noun: Someone with purple or pink skin who is on the run from the police or other law enforcement agency.

Etymology: From fuchsia + fugitive.

My Purplonian neighbor must be a fuchsiative. Ever since the spaceship turned up missing, I haven't seen her anywhere, and someone said she was on Galaxy's Most Wanted.

by Purple Gurl April 24, 2011

Kartrashian

Noun, Adj., It is a name for a family we are all sick of hearing about. It is a slur on Kardashian and refers to their antics, how they dress, and the fact they are race-traitors, sellouts, and sluts.

I am tired of hearing about the Kartrashians. I can't go to a checkout line without seeing a photo of Kim Kartrashian being a race traitor.

by Purple Gurl November 21, 2014

kleptomomnia

Noun: When someone feigns pregnancy to shoplift.

Person 1: Jennifer didn't appear pregnant a minute ago, and didn't she enter the dressing room with 5 items?

Person 2: It must be kleptomomnia.

by Purple Gurl April 6, 2011

hair punishment

Any of a variety of punishments involving the hair. It is most often used with children and rebellious teenagers, but it can be done to adults, traitors, religious criminals, etc. It might be completely shaved, shaved in patches, deliberately cut sloppily, pulled, twisted tightly, pulled out by the roots, permed, used to restrain the person, unwanted accessories added, or objects glued or taped in. The goal is to either make the scalp hurt or to make the person's appearance ugly and humiliating.

"My daughter has lied and stole so much and I've tried everything, so I will try hair punishment as a last resort. I will shave out patches and add duct tape and make her wear it like that for 2-3 months."

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015

trolliday

N: A holiday, period of free time, or vacation spent being an online troll. Origin: Troll + Holiday

"Hey, it is 5 PM and I have the whole weekend to spend as a trolliday. I'm gonna flame people, spam, and just blow up the internet."

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015

Purplonian

An alien race with purple skin and numerous scalp tentacles. They come from Planet Purplonia. The Greenians forcibly colonized their planet.

"A Purplonian family moved in beside of me, and I love asking them about their homeland and their culture."

by Purple Gurl October 1, 2014

empurpling

Noun, direct object, and present participle verb: The act of making something purple. To empurple.

The interior decorator is empurpling my house.

Empurpling stuff is one of my favorite things.

by Purple Gurl April 8, 2011