boystick

N: The penis, or a similar phallic-shaped object.

From boy+joystick.

Anthony was angry when some man tried to grab his boystick while he was peeing.

by Purple Gurl April 07, 2011

tentacle

1. An armlike appendage found on octopi, squid, and space aliens. They are often covered in suckers.

2. Sensory appendages on snails, slugs, and space aliens.

3. A basic part of twisted Japanese hentai porn, where octopuses and other creatures rape schoolgirls with their tentacles.

1. A male octopus actually has 9 tentacles if you count the one used for reproduction.

2. The top pair of tentacles on a slug enables it to see. The lower, shorter pair is for taste and smell.

3. Police in Tokyo have to respond to yet another tentacle rape.

by Purple Gurl October 01, 2014

Assholes Anonymous

This is a 12-step program for people addicted to being assholes and who wish to attempt recovery.

Jerk: I just joined Assholes Anonymous.

Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.

by Purple Gurl April 08, 2011

sodomony

N: The condition of being in a gay marriage.

From matrimony + sodomy.

If straight people can have holy matrimony, then why can't gays have unholy sodomony?

by Purple Gurl April 06, 2011

trolliday

N: A holiday, period of free time, or vacation spent being an online troll. Origin: Troll + Holiday

"Hey, it is 5 PM and I have the whole weekend to spend as a trolliday. I'm gonna flame people, spam, and just blow up the internet."

by Purple Gurl February 09, 2015

rape tool

N: A penis or other item used to facilitate rape and terrorize women.

John was tried in court because he forced his rape tool inside multiple women.

by Purple Gurl February 09, 2015

hair punishment

Any of a variety of punishments involving the hair. It is most often used with children and rebellious teenagers, but it can be done to adults, traitors, religious criminals, etc. It might be completely shaved, shaved in patches, deliberately cut sloppily, pulled, twisted tightly, pulled out by the roots, permed, used to restrain the person, unwanted accessories added, or objects glued or taped in. The goal is to either make the scalp hurt or to make the person's appearance ugly and humiliating.

"My daughter has lied and stole so much and I've tried everything, so I will try hair punishment as a last resort. I will shave out patches and add duct tape and make her wear it like that for 2-3 months."

by Purple Gurl February 09, 2015