Purple Gurl's definitions

White People Disease

N, also known as WPD - A fictitious medical condition that pathologizes being White. Symptoms allegedly include having recessive genes, being passive or weak, lacking confidence, being racist, or wanting to discriminate against others. It might also include being nerdy, dorky, having no game, being overly serious, and being unable to sing, dance, play sports or rap properly.

"Don't get me wrong about Tommy. He's a good person, but he has White People Disease. He is always so serious and doesn't like to party like us brothas."

by Purple Gurl February 6, 2015

Fistgate

The Fistgate Scandal happened in Massachusetts where a bunch of students received graphic instructions on having various forms of gay sex. Students were taught how to fist each other the "correct" way, how to practice tribadism, etc. Rather than prevent such happenings in the future, the schools involved simply banned taping the events to prevent oversight and accountability.

Friend 1: "Did you hear about the Fistgate Scandal?"

Friend 2: "I think. Wasn't Fistgate when all those students got taught how to fist fuck each other by some gay group which took over a school?"

by Purple Gurl April 30, 2011

Porphyrophobia

1. N: Fear of the color purple, as well as a fear of purple objects and people.

2. N: Bigotry or hatred towards Purple people.

1. "Doesn't that come in green? Purple gives me nightmares!"

"Grow up, you seem to be suffering from porphyrophobia!"

2. "Man, I hate Purple people! They get all these special rights and privileges, get to collect welfare, and they get preferential housing and employment!"

"Sounds like you have a bad case of porphyrophobia. Get help, please!"

by Purple Gurl October 1, 2014

Purplonian

An alien race with purple skin and numerous scalp tentacles. They come from Planet Purplonia. The Greenians forcibly colonized their planet.

"A Purplonian family moved in beside of me, and I love asking them about their homeland and their culture."

by Purple Gurl October 1, 2014

empurpling

Noun, direct object, and present participle verb: The act of making something purple. To empurple.

The interior decorator is empurpling my house.

Empurpling stuff is one of my favorite things.

by Purple Gurl April 8, 2011

Kartrashian

Noun, Adj., It is a name for a family we are all sick of hearing about. It is a slur on Kardashian and refers to their antics, how they dress, and the fact they are race-traitors, sellouts, and sluts.

I am tired of hearing about the Kartrashians. I can't go to a checkout line without seeing a photo of Kim Kartrashian being a race traitor.

by Purple Gurl November 21, 2014

matrimony

N - The state of being in a marriage or living a married life.

"Todd and Rhonda have experienced 12 years of matrimony thus far, and they have 2 adorable children."

by Purple Gurl February 6, 2015