Purple Gurl's definitions
The Fistgate Scandal happened in Massachusetts where a bunch of students received graphic instructions on having various forms of gay sex. Students were taught how to fist each other the "correct" way, how to practice tribadism, etc. Rather than prevent such happenings in the future, the schools involved simply banned taping the events to prevent oversight and accountability.
Friend 1: "Did you hear about the Fistgate Scandal?"
Friend 2: "I think. Wasn't Fistgate when all those students got taught how to fist fuck each other by some gay group which took over a school?"
Friend 2: "I think. Wasn't Fistgate when all those students got taught how to fist fuck each other by some gay group which took over a school?"
by Purple Gurl April 30, 2011
Get the Fistgatemug. by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015
Get the rape toolmug. N, also known as WPD - A fictitious medical condition that pathologizes being White. Symptoms allegedly include having recessive genes, being passive or weak, lacking confidence, being racist, or wanting to discriminate against others. It might also include being nerdy, dorky, having no game, being overly serious, and being unable to sing, dance, play sports or rap properly.
"Don't get me wrong about Tommy. He's a good person, but he has White People Disease. He is always so serious and doesn't like to party like us brothas."
by Purple Gurl February 6, 2015
Get the White People Diseasemug. N: The rules of politeness involving sex. That would be things like using protection if your partner desires, not trying to get your partner in bed sooner than they want, not raping, keeping your hands to yourself early on, avoiding public sex, etc.
The nerve of that guy! He was literally trying to undress me on the bus, and he kept trying to run his hands down my clothes. He has no screwiquette whatsoever!
by Purple Gurl April 11, 2011
Get the screwiquettemug. A close-knit group of people, usually men, who rape, attempt to rape, discuss plans to rape, or otherwise act sexually aggressive towards others without their consent. These people tend to believe that date rape is not possible, that no really means maybe, that sex with children, handicapped, or elderly persons is never rape, that not saying no is a way of saying yes, that getting someone too drunk/high to say no is not rape, etc.
Typical people who are prone to be rape gang members are football players, athletes, coaches, priests, police officers, hunters, inmates, and construction workers.
Typical people who are prone to be rape gang members are football players, athletes, coaches, priests, police officers, hunters, inmates, and construction workers.
John started getting harassed by the local cops ever since he stood up to a prominent rape gang in town and refused to participate in their activities. Most of the men at work no longer speak to him either.
by Purple Gurl April 30, 2011
Get the Rape Gangmug. The editors at Urban Dictionary are a bunch of purplephobes. They won't approve terms related to Purple-Americans.
by Purple Gurl April 20, 2011
Get the Purplephobemug. Noun: Alien sight organs. Basically, they are muscular stalks containing eyeballs, or at least, they are tentacles designed for seeing.
by Purple Gurl March 6, 2011
Get the eye stalksmug.