sodomony

N: The condition of being in a gay marriage.

From matrimony + sodomy.

If straight people can have holy matrimony, then why can't gays have unholy sodomony?

by Purple Gurl March 21, 2011

kleptomomnia

Noun: When someone feigns pregnancy to shoplift.

Person 1: Jennifer didn't appear pregnant a minute ago, and didn't she enter the dressing room with 5 items?

Person 2: It must be kleptomomnia.

by Purple Gurl March 21, 2011

Assholes Anonymous

This is a 12-step program for people addicted to being assholes and who wish to attempt recovery.

Jerk: I just joined Assholes Anonymous.

Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.

by Purple Gurl March 23, 2011

girl mouse

N: An optical computer mouse. It has no balls, just a warm inner glow.

Frank: "What kind of mouse are you getting for your PC?"

Joe: "I'm getting a girl mouse. They move much easier, and they have no balls to wash."

by Purple Gurl March 24, 2011

fuchsiative

Noun: Someone with purple or pink skin who is on the run from the police or other law enforcement agency.

Etymology: From fuchsia + fugitive.

My Purplonian neighbor must be a fuchsiative. Ever since the spaceship turned up missing, I haven't seen her anywhere, and someone said she was on Galaxy's Most Wanted.

by Purple Gurl March 30, 2011

empurpling

Noun, direct object, and present participle verb: The act of making something purple. To empurple.

The interior decorator is empurpling my house.

Empurpling stuff is one of my favorite things.

by Purple Gurl March 23, 2011

matrimony

N - The state of being in a marriage or living a married life.

"Todd and Rhonda have experienced 12 years of matrimony thus far, and they have 2 adorable children."

by Purple Gurl February 06, 2015