PulpFictionFan94's definitions

Accidental Anal

When you poke a girl in the ass with your dick. She smiles, you fuck her in the ass, she screams, you say "I'm sorry, it's morning wood" or some bullshit excuse like that.

Accidental Anal worked like a charm with Katie last night.

by PulpFictionFan94 May 24, 2017

Rocky Mountain Motherfucker

A type of drink with 1/2 Southern Comfort, 1/2 Amaretto, 2 splashes of cranberry juice.

Hey bartender, can I get a Rocky Mountain Motherfucker?

by PulpFictionFan94 August 9, 2018

Squeeze a fuck out

Pissing someone who doesn't usually swear off so much that they use the word fuck.

When the priest saw that some kids slashed his tires he screamed "You got to be fucking kidding me." I guess they really did squeeze a fuck out of him.

by PulpFictionFan94 February 25, 2017

Fake out

When a parent wraps an empty box in Christmas paper to fuck with their kids.

Made famous in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia when did it to Dennis and Dee and screamed "fake out" when they opened their gifts.

by PulpFictionFan94 February 25, 2017

societized

Going along with whatever society tells you to no matter how immoral it is.

I used to casually use the word faggot because I was societized into thinking it was okay.

SJW's are societized into believing only men can be sexist and only white people can be racist.

by PulpFictionFan94 January 19, 2017

surprise creampie

When you cum inside a chick without giving her prior warning.

She let me fuck her without a rubber, but didn't realize I would give her a surprise creampie.

by PulpFictionFan94 May 13, 2017

Toasty

Drunk, intoxicated, wasted, under the influence of alcohol

I got a little toasty at the bar last night.

by PulpFictionFan94 May 24, 2017