2 definitions by Pshur

Sidetracking

1. (Verb) the act by where one lies naked, on either side, and uses a portion of a train set to fondle themselves. If using a a train, the person may wear a conductor's hat and say All Aboard, Choo-Choo at the moment of climax.

2. (Verb) a sexual act by where two individuals begin to partake in coitus which is then interrupted by one suddenly remembering the newest episode of Scandal is on and the DVR isn't set. The remaining individual cries, watches midget porn and looks for exes on Tinder.

Damn, Renae. You need to get over here to Hollywood's house and start sidetracking yourself.

by Pshur December 2, 2016

Familiar Strange

The act of cheating on your significant other with the same person (or persons) consistently.

J-Dizzle been hittin' that Familiar Strange for a coupe of years now. Meanwhile, his baby mama back at da house gettin' her some Familiar Strange from the mailman, D-Rod.

by Pshur November 18, 2017