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autodidactyls

autodidact: a self-taught person.

pterodactyl: extinct flying reptiles.

autodidactyls: extinct self-taught flying reptiles

"'autodidactyls' are extinct because they didn't teach themselves how to fly very well and they all crashed and burned." - says a satirist

by [e-mail] February 11, 2013

prosarghdies

prosody: the study of poetic meter; the patterns of sounds and rhythms in verse.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

prosarghdies: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about prosody.

"prosarghdies!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013

Frodoplasm

The word "protoplasm" comes from the Greek "protos" for "first," and "plasma" for "thing formed."

The word "Frodo" comes from the Tolkien "Frodo" for "Frodo," and "plasm" comes from the Greek "plasm" for "thing formed."

Frodoplasm: The first hobbit formed.

Frodo was not the first hobbit Tolkien formed; therefore, he is not the Frodoplasm.

by [e-mail] December 24, 2012

arghdiences

audience: a group of people within hearing; specifically a group of people listening to a performance, speech etc.; the crowd seeing a stage performance.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

arghdiences: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about audiences.

"arghdiences!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 18, 2013

sARGHrce code!

source code: human-readable instructions in a programming language, to be transformed into machine instructions by a compiler, assembler or other translator, or to be carried out directly by an interpreter.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

sARGHrce code!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration source code.

"sARGHrce code!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 25, 2013

chupacabrARGHs!

chupacabras: a monster said to suck the blood from goats in Puerto Rico and Mexico. Known in many other Latin American countries including Peru, Argentina, Uruguay and Chile.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

chupacabrARGHs!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about chupacabras.

"chupacabrARGHs!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 15, 2013

queenolarghs

queen: a powerful or forceful female person.

monologue: long series of comic stories and jokes as an entertainment.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

queenologue: a queen's monologue.

queenolarghs: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about queenologues.

"queenolarghs!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 18, 2013