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awesound

awesome: causing awe or terror; inspiring wonder or excitement.

sound: a sensation perceived by the ear caused by the vibration of air or some other medium.

awesound: a sensation perceived by the ear caused by the vibration of air or some other medium that causes awe or terror; inspiring wonder or excitement.

"Your music is 'awesound'." - says a critic

by [e-mail] February 6, 2013

schizopharghenia

schizophrenia: a psychiatric diagnosis denoting a persistent, often chronic, mental illness variously affecting behavior, thinking, and emotion.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

schizopharghenia: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about schizophrenia.

"schizopharghenia!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013

Inscrabble

Incapable of playing Scrabble.

I was inscrabble to form words from individual letters.

by [e-mail] December 14, 2012

phasemonger

a person who promotes a phase in the development of the work of an artist, especially work that is undesirable.

You are such a phasemonger. No one desires the artwork you are promoting.

by [e-mail] December 18, 2012

sARGHcasms!

sarcasm: a form of humor that is marked by mocking with irony, sometimes conveyed in speech with vocal over-emphasis. Insincerely saying something which is the opposite of one's intended meaning, often to emphasize how unbelievable or unlikely it sounds if taken literally, thereby illustrating the obvious nature of one's intended meaning.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

sARGHcasms!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about sarcasms.

"sARGHcasms!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 28, 2013

Battlestargh Galactica

Battlestar Galactica: from the original name of the science fiction franchise.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Battlestargh Galactica: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Battlestar Galactica.

"Battlestargh Galactica!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 18, 2013

fun-raising

fun: amusement, enjoyment or pleasure.

fundraising: an event undertaken to get money for a particular activity, such as equipment for extracurricular sports programs, or to defray laboratory costs (salaries) for research of a cure for a particular disease.

e.g. This year's fundraiser will be a walk-a-thon.

fun-raising: an amusing, enjoyable, or pleasurable event undertaken to get money for a particular activity, such as equipment for extracurricular sports programs, or to defray laboratory costs (salaries) for research of a cure for a particular disease.

Let's go to a supermarket and buy some packages of Nestle Baby Ruth fun size candy bars, so that we might go do some "fun-raising!"

by [e-mail] December 26, 2012