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fictionary

fiction: literary type using invented or imaginative writing, instead of real facts, usually written as prose.

dictionary: a reference work with a list of words from one or more languages, normally ordered alphabetically and explaining each word's meaning and sometimes containing information on its etymology, usage, translations and other data.

fictionary: a reference work with a list of invented or imaginary words from one or more languages, normally ordered alphabetically and explaining each word's meaning and sometimes containing information on its etymology, usage, translations and other data.

The Urban Dictionary is a "fictionary."

by [e-mail] February 13, 2013

concertientious

conscientious: thorough, careful, or vigilant; implies a desire to do a task well.

concert: a musical entertainment in which several voices or instruments take part.

concertientious: thorough, careful, or vigilant; implies a desire to do a concert well.

"A person was a thoughtful and concertientious musician." - says a music professor

by [e-mail] February 11, 2013

phasemonger

a person who promotes a phase in the development of the work of an artist, especially work that is undesirable.

You are such a phasemonger. No one desires the artwork you are promoting.

by [e-mail] December 18, 2012

sARGHcasms!

sarcasm: a form of humor that is marked by mocking with irony, sometimes conveyed in speech with vocal over-emphasis. Insincerely saying something which is the opposite of one's intended meaning, often to emphasize how unbelievable or unlikely it sounds if taken literally, thereby illustrating the obvious nature of one's intended meaning.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

sARGHcasms!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about sarcasms.

"sARGHcasms!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 28, 2013

Inscrabble

Incapable of playing Scrabble.

I was inscrabble to form words from individual letters.

by [e-mail] December 14, 2012

awesound

awesome: causing awe or terror; inspiring wonder or excitement.

sound: a sensation perceived by the ear caused by the vibration of air or some other medium.

awesound: a sensation perceived by the ear caused by the vibration of air or some other medium that causes awe or terror; inspiring wonder or excitement.

"Your music is 'awesound'." - says a critic

by [e-mail] February 6, 2013

schizopharghenia

schizophrenia: a psychiatric diagnosis denoting a persistent, often chronic, mental illness variously affecting behavior, thinking, and emotion.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

schizopharghenia: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about schizophrenia.

"schizopharghenia!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013