Proverbial Haiku

Proverbial:

of, resembling, or expressed as a proverb: a phrase expressing a basic truth which may be applied to common situations.

Haiku:

a three-line poem in any language, with five syllables in the first and last lines and seven syllables in the second, usually with an emphasis on the season or a naturalistic theme.

Proverbial Haiku: a phrase in a haiku form.
"Proverbial Haiku," by Pseudonym The Wild

It's better to have,
loved and lost than never to,
have loved at all.
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elepants

What an elephant does if suffering from heat exhaustion.
When an elephant suffers from heat exhaustion, an elephant "elepants."
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litARGHalists!

literalist: a person who translates text literally.:

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

litARGHalists!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about literalists.
"litARGHalists!" - says a pirate
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autodidactyls

autodidact: a self-taught person.

pterodactyl: extinct flying reptiles.

autodidactyls: extinct self-taught flying reptiles
"'autodidactyls' are extinct because they didn't teach themselves how to fly very well and they all crashed and burned." - says a satirist
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inside: the interior or inner part of something; such as a building.

outside: the part of something that faces out; the outer surface; such as a building.

impression: an outward appearance of something; such as a person.

inpression: an outward appearance from the interior or inner part of something; such as a building or something; of a person.

outpression: an outward appearance from the part of something that faces out; the outer surface of something; such as a building or something; of a person.
A person had an inpression and an outpression of another person who walked inside and then outside of a building.
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ARGHssimilations!

assimilation: the act of assimilating or the state of being assimilated: to incorporate or absorb knowledge into the mind.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ARGHssimilations!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about assimilations.
"ARGHssimilations!" - says a pirate
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gibbARGHishes!

gibberish: speech or writing that is unintelligible, incoherent or meaningless.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

gibbARGHishes!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about gibberishes.
"gibbARGHishes!" - says a pirate
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