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hellth

hell: a place or situation of great suffering in life.

health: the state of being free from physical or psychological disease, illness, or malfunction; wellness.

hellth: a place or situation of great suffering in life: the state of not being free from physical or psychological disease, illness, or malfunction; wellness.

"PeaceHealth St. Joseph Medical Center" should be renamed to "Peace'Hellth' St. Joseph Medical Center," because of it's lack of health. - says an intelligent being.

by [e-mail] February 8, 2013

ARGHssimilations!

assimilation: the act of assimilating or the state of being assimilated: to incorporate or absorb knowledge into the mind.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ARGHssimilations!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about assimilations.

"ARGHssimilations!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 25, 2013

prosarghdies

prosody: the study of poetic meter; the patterns of sounds and rhythms in verse.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

prosarghdies: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about prosody.

"prosarghdies!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013

Bould-argh Dashes!

Boulder Dash: from the original name of the video-game series, Boulder Dash.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Bould-argh Dashes!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Boulder Dashes.

"Bould-argh Dashes!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 24, 2013

thair

air: the apparently open space above the ground; the mass of this substance around the earth.

there: that place.

thair: that place in space.

"Let's go 'thair'." - says an astronaut

by [e-mail] February 10, 2013

Soli-terror

Solitaire: a game, usually a card game, that can be played by one person.

terror: something or someone that causes fear.

Soli-terror: a game, that causes fear.

I do not know how I terrorize other people by playing "Soli-terror."

by [e-mail] December 26, 2012

highbreed

high: under the influence of a mood-affecting drug or (less common) alcohol.

breed: to arrange the mating of specific animals.

hybrid: offspring resulting from cross-breeding different entities, e.g. two different species or two purebred parent strains.

highbreed: to arrange the mating of different animals that are under the influences of a mood-affecting drug or alcohol.

"People wanted to 'highbreed' a drunk tiger to a high cat." - says a satirist

by [e-mail] February 12, 2013