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braggARGHts!

braggarts: someone who boasts: a brag, a loud positive appraisal of oneself.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

braggARGHts!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about braggarts.

"braggARGHts!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 11, 2013

vultARGH capitalists!

vulture capitalist: a takeover artist who loads a venture up with debt while extracting capital for profit, making the firm go bankrupt.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

vultARGH capitalists!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about vulture capitalists.

"vultARGH capitalists!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 8, 2013

Bould-argh Dashes!

Boulder Dash: from the original name of the video-game series, Boulder Dash.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Bould-argh Dashes!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Boulder Dashes.

"Bould-argh Dashes!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 24, 2013

highbreed

high: under the influence of a mood-affecting drug or (less common) alcohol.

breed: to arrange the mating of specific animals.

hybrid: offspring resulting from cross-breeding different entities, e.g. two different species or two purebred parent strains.

highbreed: to arrange the mating of different animals that are under the influences of a mood-affecting drug or alcohol.

"People wanted to 'highbreed' a drunk tiger to a high cat." - says a satirist

by [e-mail] February 12, 2013

awesound

awesome: causing awe or terror; inspiring wonder or excitement.

sound: a sensation perceived by the ear caused by the vibration of air or some other medium.

awesound: a sensation perceived by the ear caused by the vibration of air or some other medium that causes awe or terror; inspiring wonder or excitement.

"Your music is 'awesound'." - says a critic

by [e-mail] February 6, 2013

schizopharghenia

schizophrenia: a psychiatric diagnosis denoting a persistent, often chronic, mental illness variously affecting behavior, thinking, and emotion.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

schizopharghenia: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about schizophrenia.

"schizopharghenia!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013

The FutARGH!

The Future: the time ahead; those moments yet to be experienced.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

The FutARGH!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about the future.

"The FutARGH!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 5, 2013