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Cat Tail

A Cat tail is a lollipop and / or a pacifier.

Origin: The "Cat Tail Lollipop" was a very sacred thing in aincient Egypt. The Slaves would all suck on a cats tail hoping it would bring good luck and good fortune to their lives. The term "Cat Tail Pacifier" is from where these slaves would find a cat and make their son or daughter when born suck on the cats tail instead of a pacifier, hoping it would lead to them having a life outside if the cruel world.

Other Uses: The Cats tail can also be used as fan when there are flies about or you are just too hot.
"The Cat Tail must be found as it shall make us free!"
by ProffFartuart May 10, 2020
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ZarrK9

A ZarrK9 is a sexual position where one puts their foot in a guys mouth whilst panting and barking like a canine (K9). It's not really known where or how this sexual position came about but Dr Tim Jordan of IFF & Sexual Studies did say this when interviewed "i think my mum invented it when i was in Ghana, we got this bloke off the streets that had a foot fetish and my god, the experience was so good."
"Hey hot stuff, wanna have a ZarrK9 tonight? Hehe"
by ProffFartuart December 16, 2019
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Penis

The sausage between someones legs. Usually uncooked.
"Oh my, i appear to have a penis sausage"
by ProffFartuart December 3, 2019
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Nebula

Meaning: In June 2017, scientists at NASA discovered a type of life on Mard. This isn't human life but Plant life! A Nebula has been put in the Plant Category of "Folf". Nebula (Folf) is thought to be carnivorous but it's not yet known what this plant eats exactly.

Days after the discovery, The Professor of Extraterrestrial Lifeforms, Hernie Blightwater was quoted saying "it is a great day for Science and a giant step forward for humanity, we are one step closer to discovering what Mars was like thousands of years ago when it was a planet just like Earth. When i told my wife about the discovery, she looked at me and said "That Folf is so cute and fluffy". I don't think she understood the significance of this and what it could mean for the future of our species."
"Nebula is a new plant species"
"The Wife thought that Nebula was cute and fluffy"
by ProffFartuart November 21, 2019
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Macsen

Meaning: A word used to describe a Big Mac Meal from McDonalds that you consume over and over again. This is usually followed by vomiting which is then blended together then squashed into a burger shape again and consumed.

It has been documented that Macsen has nutritional benefits as you are technically only eating one meal as opposed to multiple.
Person A) Hey dude! What are you doing at McDonalds?
Person B) I'm here to do some Macsen!
by ProffFartuart November 8, 2021
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GRFX

Meaning: Acronym for "Gay Rights For Xeniza"

Origin: Xenzia was a Gay Rights Activist Group set up by LGBT Activists in North Africa. Xeniza was the name of the local meeting Hall of which the group was based. Sadly, due to politics in certain countries, the group was banned with the leaders being arrested.

GRFX is also the synthetic material which is sometimes used in the making of "Adult Toys" pretty ironic considering the meaning above but, after researching the subjet, i can assure you, the two meanings are unrelated, it's just a coincidence.
GRFX - Activist Group
A) "Hello, i'm interested in joining GRFX, how can i apply?"
B) "GRFX is looking for new members, would you like to help us campaign?"

GRFX - Material
A) "We need to buy some more GRFX so we can continue the production"
B) "The manufacturer has just phoned to let me know that we are running low on GRFX"
by ProffFartuart November 19, 2019
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Pieberius

Meaning: A red panda that goes on a honeymoon with their mate who is also cute and fluffy.

Pieberius can also mean a bad smell.

This word originates from the Swansea Furry culture but has started to gain popularity in recent times.
Person A) "Hey dude, what's up? Have you cleaned that room yet?"
Person B) No, not yet, i am finding the room very Pieberius
by ProffFartuart November 18, 2019
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