Professor grandmaster G's definitions

maricunt

The spanglish definition for someone that is extremely entitled and delicate, yet over confident and insecure.

You know at least a couple maricunts in your life.

by Professor grandmaster G May 1, 2024

PAB

Passive Aggressive Bitch. A Karen in the making. A "polite" person out to ruin your day and call the cops on you at any moment.

The GOP is full of PABs

by Professor grandmaster G July 7, 2021

Protestennial

Perennial millennial who is hell bent on protesting every fucking thing he can.

Protestennials are upset that Monopoly published a version dedicated to them.

by Professor grandmaster G November 15, 2018

machophobia

The current sociocultural trend in which the good old macho stereotypes or patterns of behavior are now labeled as predatory or offensive.

Guy: Hey baby, looking hot!
Gal: Get away from me you rapist!
Guy: Whoa, easy there with the machophobia.

by Professor grandmaster G December 4, 2017

Uber maneuver

When an extremely skillful driver pulls a car stunt OR when an Uber driver makes a u turn in the middle of a 4 lane road to pick up a fare without giving a crap about incoming traffic.

An Uber maneuver was part of the repertoire of shitty cab drivers, now everyone is pulling them.

by Professor grandmaster G December 24, 2019

quarantine fatigue

The weariness that comes from doing nothing. A sudden urge to become an outdoorsman. The need to be around strangers during an epidemic.

Many couch potatoes are having an acute case of quarantine fatigue.

by Professor grandmaster G April 28, 2020