Luc: Did you see Putin’s putain in the television?
François: He has a girlfriend now?
Luc: No mon ami, I mean Donald!
François: He has a girlfriend now?
Luc: No mon ami, I mean Donald!
by Professor grandmaster G July 19, 2018

A current day Narcissus, that like the original, will drown and die thanks to his egocentrism.
To go to any extreme in order to get attention without thinking of the potential consequences.
To go to any extreme in order to get attention without thinking of the potential consequences.
by Professor grandmaster G February 20, 2019

Imaginary scale to rate the suffering inflicted upon someone. It could be used to measure the anguish of a whiny underling.
Millennial: WTF, I can’t believe I have to work on Saturday, why me? What did I do? Why the abuse? You are such a jerk!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!
by Professor grandmaster G November 29, 2017

The state of arrogant lack of knowledge.
Having an opinion based on your beliefs rather than facts and imposing it undoubtedly/irrefutably.
Having an opinion based on your beliefs rather than facts and imposing it undoubtedly/irrefutably.
by Professor grandmaster G October 26, 2018

Repentant partygoer who thinks s/he has Covid 19 and has to be tested for it ASAP due to believing the hangover is the virus.
by Professor grandmaster G March 20, 2020

To do a round of shots of any juice or liquor with a similar color to Jeppson’s Malort on a group of two or more while sneaking one shot of the latter in to the mix.
You do not want to lose when playing Chicagoan roulette. It feels like someone kicked your mouth in the balls!
by Professor grandmaster G October 24, 2017

Jake: I just saw a guy with a number 88 tattooed on his chest. What does that mean?
Me: Don’t worry about it, that’s just a Trump stamp.
Me: Don’t worry about it, that’s just a Trump stamp.
by Professor grandmaster G October 25, 2017
