Professor grandmaster G's definitions

iPhraud

Expensive device you’re holding in your hand that will be rendered obsolete or will malfunction 24 months from purchase.

I can’t hardly wait To go buy the iPhraud 10. Not!

by Professor grandmaster G December 29, 2017

Sixth instinct

Super clairvoyance. When a woman tells you that something will go wrong emphatically, you should listen.

Hillary has sixth instinct in regards to Donny that we all failed to appreciate and look at us now.

by Professor grandmaster G May 25, 2018

Senile denial

When a boomer fails to acknowledge a mental lapse.

The suggestion to inject disinfectant to cure Covid19 by our president, is the best example of senile denial I have ever seen.

by Professor grandmaster G May 1, 2020

eyelash scale

The longer the fake eyelashes, the crazier the person.

The eyelash scale is the best predictor of upcoming drama.

by Professor grandmaster G August 13, 2022

quarantine fatigue

The weariness that comes from doing nothing. A sudden urge to become an outdoorsman. The need to be around strangers during an epidemic.

Many couch potatoes are having an acute case of quarantine fatigue.

by Professor grandmaster G April 28, 2020

garbacho

The amalgamation of the word garbage and the slang gabacho representing a trashy french guy.

Hey José, that garbacho wants some meth!

by Professor grandmaster G July 9, 2016

coroniac

Repentant partygoer who thinks s/he has Covid 19 and has to be tested for it ASAP due to believing the hangover is the virus.

She’s a coroniac, coroniac, on the floor. And she’s regretting what she did the night before.

by Professor grandmaster G March 20, 2020