Professor grandmaster G's definitions

Protestennial

Perennial millennial who is hell bent on protesting every fucking thing he can.

Protestennials are upset that Monopoly published a version dedicated to them.

by Professor grandmaster G November 15, 2018

PAB

Passive Aggressive Bitch. A Karen in the making. A "polite" person out to ruin your day and call the cops on you at any moment.

The GOP is full of PABs

by Professor grandmaster G July 7, 2021

maricunt

The spanglish definition for someone that is extremely entitled and delicate, yet over confident and insecure.

You know at least a couple maricunts in your life.

by Professor grandmaster G May 1, 2024

Jiggle-o

A semi in-shape guy that runs with out his t-shirt and jiggles more than Jello.

Summer is the time to spot your local jiggle-o.

by Professor grandmaster G June 19, 2023

maricunt

The extreme form of a maricon. An over the top wuss.

Teslas suck, don’t be a maricunt!

by Professor grandmaster G May 1, 2024

Malort face

Expression you have when you just realized you crapped your pants.

Buying shots of this liquor for people is worth it just to see their malort face!

by Professor grandmaster G April 19, 2018

garbacho

The amalgamation of the word garbage and the slang gabacho representing a trashy french guy.

Hey José, that garbacho wants some meth!

by Professor grandmaster G July 9, 2016