Professor grandmaster G's definitions

maricunt

The extreme form of a maricon. An over the top wuss.

Teslas suck, don’t be a maricunt!

by Professor grandmaster G May 1, 2024

Malort face

Expression you have when you just realized you crapped your pants.

Buying shots of this liquor for people is worth it just to see their malort face!

by Professor grandmaster G April 19, 2018

garbacho

The amalgamation of the word garbage and the slang gabacho representing a trashy french guy.

Hey José, that garbacho wants some meth!

by Professor grandmaster G July 9, 2016

coroniac

Repentant partygoer who thinks s/he has Covid 19 and has to be tested for it ASAP due to believing the hangover is the virus.

She’s a coroniac, coroniac, on the floor. And she’s regretting what she did the night before.

by Professor grandmaster G March 20, 2020

Uber maneuver

When an extremely skillful driver pulls a car stunt OR when an Uber driver makes a u turn in the middle of a 4 lane road to pick up a fare without giving a crap about incoming traffic.

An Uber maneuver was part of the repertoire of shitty cab drivers, now everyone is pulling them.

by Professor grandmaster G December 24, 2019

quarantine fatigue

The weariness that comes from doing nothing. A sudden urge to become an outdoorsman. The need to be around strangers during an epidemic.

Many couch potatoes are having an acute case of quarantine fatigue.

by Professor grandmaster G April 28, 2020

eyelash scale

The longer the fake eyelashes, the crazier the person.

The eyelash scale is the best predictor of upcoming drama.

by Professor grandmaster G August 13, 2022