Professor grandmaster G's definitions

Putin’s putain

French for Russian president’s hoe. AKA our president.

Luc: Did you see Putin’s putain in the television?
François: He has a girlfriend now?
Luc: No mon ami, I mean Donald!

by Professor grandmaster G July 19, 2018

abuseometer

Imaginary scale to rate the suffering inflicted upon someone. It could be used to measure the anguish of a whiny underling.

Millennial: WTF, I can’t believe I have to work on Saturday, why me? What did I do? Why the abuse? You are such a jerk!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!

by Professor grandmaster G November 29, 2017

pull a trump

To say whatever comes to your mind and to get away with it scot-free

To tell someone's wife:

'You know, you're in such great shape... beautiful'

Is the best example of how to pull a trump.

by Professor grandmaster G July 13, 2017

Barbie slave

A guy that is dating beyond his league, that will do whatever it takes to keep the Barbie happy and beside him.

A Barbie slave,

In a Barbie World.
Life with plastic,
is not fantastic!

by Professor grandmaster G June 16, 2023

Jussie Smollett

A current day Narcissus, that like the original, will drown and die thanks to his egocentrism.
To go to any extreme in order to get attention without thinking of the potential consequences.

Trevor Noah: Jussie Smollett deserves an Emmy for 'GMA' interview

by Professor grandmaster G February 20, 2019

maricunt

The extreme form of a maricon. An over the top wuss.

Teslas suck, don’t be a maricunt!

by Professor grandmaster G May 1, 2024

Malort face

Expression you have when you just realized you crapped your pants.

Buying shots of this liquor for people is worth it just to see their malort face!

by Professor grandmaster G April 19, 2018