maricunt

The spanglish definition for someone that is extremely entitled and delicate, yet over confident and insecure.

Protestennial

Perennial millennial who is hell bent on protesting every fucking thing he can.

Protestennials are upset that Monopoly published a version dedicated to them.

A semi in-shape guy that runs with out his t-shirt and jiggles more than Jello.

Summer is the time to spot your local jiggle-o.

Slogan for Opening up America Again and also the sound the health system will make two months after implementing this plan.

The word “wah!” And the acronym “OUAA!” Will be interchangeable in the future.

To say whatever comes to your mind and to get away with it scot-free

To tell someone's wife:

'You know, you're in such great shape... beautiful'

Is the best example of how to pull a trump.

A guy that is dating beyond his league, that will do whatever it takes to keep the Barbie happy and beside him.

A Barbie slave,

In a Barbie World.
Life with plastic,
is not fantastic!

Super clairvoyance. When a woman tells you that something will go wrong emphatically, you should listen.

Hillary has sixth instinct in regards to Donny that we all failed to appreciate and look at us now.