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The suggestion to inject disinfectant to cure Covid19 by our president, is the best example of senile denial I have ever seen.
by Professor grandmaster G May 1, 2020
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by Professor grandmaster G July 21, 2020
Get the Kazoo-mer mug.Jake: I just saw a guy with a number 88 tattooed on his chest. What does that mean?
Me: Don’t worry about it, that’s just a Trump stamp.
Me: Don’t worry about it, that’s just a Trump stamp.
by Professor grandmaster G October 25, 2017
Get the Trump stamp mug.To do a round of shots of any juice or liquor with a similar color to Jeppson’s Malort on a group of two or more while sneaking one shot of the latter in to the mix.
You do not want to lose when playing Chicagoan roulette. It feels like someone kicked your mouth in the balls!
by Professor grandmaster G October 24, 2017
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Millennial: WTF, I can’t believe I have to work on Saturday, why me? What did I do? Why the abuse? You are such a jerk!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!
by Professor grandmaster G November 29, 2017
Get the abuseometer mug.The current sociocultural trend in which the good old macho stereotypes or patterns of behavior are now labeled as predatory or offensive.
Guy: Hey baby, looking hot!
Gal: Get away from me you rapist!
Guy: Whoa, easy there with the machophobia.
Gal: Get away from me you rapist!
Guy: Whoa, easy there with the machophobia.
by Professor grandmaster G December 4, 2017
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