When an extremely skillful driver pulls a car stunt OR when an Uber driver makes a u turn in the middle of a 4 lane road to pick up a fare without giving a crap about incoming traffic.
by Professor grandmaster G December 24, 2019
Repentant partygoer who thinks s/he has Covid 19 and has to be tested for it ASAP due to believing the hangover is the virus.
She’s a coroniac, coroniac, on the floor. And she’s regretting what she did the night before.
by Professor grandmaster G March 20, 2020
Imaginary scale to rate the suffering inflicted upon someone. It could be used to measure the anguish of a whiny underling.
Millennial: WTF, I can’t believe I have to work on Saturday, why me? What did I do? Why the abuse? You are such a jerk!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!
by Professor grandmaster G November 29, 2017
The guy next to the DJ or sometimes the DJ himself. When the set is flat, he yells put your fucking hands up, hello or how you feeling x city or counts down the next bit drop.
by Professor grandmaster G March 25, 2018
The suggestion to inject disinfectant to cure Covid19 by our president, is the best example of senile denial I have ever seen.
by Professor grandmaster G May 01, 2020
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by Professor grandmaster G March 25, 2016