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Senile denial

When a boomer fails to acknowledge a mental lapse.
The suggestion to inject disinfectant to cure Covid19 by our president, is the best example of senile denial I have ever seen.
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Kazoo-mer

People born after the millennials that like the kazoo instrument, make a lot of noise but have no other purpose in life.
A gamer may be making a lot of money and hey he/she is nothing more than a kazoo-mer.
by Professor grandmaster G July 21, 2020
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Trump stamp

Any Nazi, Neonazi or White supremacist tattoos on any given person.
Jake: I just saw a guy with a number 88 tattooed on his chest. What does that mean?
Me: Don’t worry about it, that’s just a Trump stamp.
by Professor grandmaster G October 25, 2017
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Chicagoan roulette

To do a round of shots of any juice or liquor with a similar color to Jeppson’s Malort on a group of two or more while sneaking one shot of the latter in to the mix.
You do not want to lose when playing Chicagoan roulette. It feels like someone kicked your mouth in the balls!
by Professor grandmaster G October 24, 2017
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Malort face

Expression you have when you just realized you crapped your pants.
Buying shots of this liquor for people is worth it just to see their malort face!
by Professor grandmaster G April 19, 2018
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abuseometer

Imaginary scale to rate the suffering inflicted upon someone. It could be used to measure the anguish of a whiny underling.
Millennial: WTF, I can’t believe I have to work on Saturday, why me? What did I do? Why the abuse? You are such a jerk!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!
by Professor grandmaster G November 29, 2017
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machophobia

The current sociocultural trend in which the good old macho stereotypes or patterns of behavior are now labeled as predatory or offensive.
Guy: Hey baby, looking hot!
Gal: Get away from me you rapist!
Guy: Whoa, easy there with the machophobia.
by Professor grandmaster G December 4, 2017
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