Professor grandmaster G's definitions

Spouse

That person, friend and companion who is always there to help you with the problems you would never have had if you were single.

Spouse in Spanish means handcuffs. Enough said!

by Professor grandmaster G June 3, 2018

Trump stamp

Any Nazi, Neonazi or White supremacist tattoos on any given person.

Jake: I just saw a guy with a number 88 tattooed on his chest. What does that mean?
Me: Don’t worry about it, that’s just a Trump stamp.

by Professor grandmaster G October 25, 2017

Kazoo-mer

People born after the millennials that like the kazoo instrument, make a lot of noise but have no other purpose in life.

A gamer may be making a lot of money and hey he/she is nothing more than a kazoo-mer.

by Professor grandmaster G July 21, 2020

Chicagoan roulette

To do a round of shots of any juice or liquor with a similar color to Jeppson’s Malort on a group of two or more while sneaking one shot of the latter in to the mix.

You do not want to lose when playing Chicagoan roulette. It feels like someone kicked your mouth in the balls!

by Professor grandmaster G October 24, 2017

Jiggle-o

A semi in-shape guy that runs with out his t-shirt and jiggles more than Jello.

Summer is the time to spot your local jiggle-o.

by Professor grandmaster G June 19, 2023

Conceitgnorance

The state of arrogant lack of knowledge.

Having an opinion based on your beliefs rather than facts and imposing it undoubtedly/irrefutably.

The level of Conceitgnorance in today’s social media is off the charts.

by Professor grandmaster G October 26, 2018

OUAA!

Slogan for Opening up America Again and also the sound the health system will make two months after implementing this plan.

The word “wah!” And the acronym “OUAA!” Will be interchangeable in the future.

by Professor grandmaster G April 16, 2020