Professor grandmaster G's definitions

maricunt

The spanglish definition for someone that is extremely entitled and delicate, yet over confident and insecure.

You know at least a couple maricunts in your life.

by Professor grandmaster G May 1, 2024

Jussie Smollett

A current day Narcissus, that like the original, will drown and die thanks to his egocentrism.
To go to any extreme in order to get attention without thinking of the potential consequences.

Trevor Noah: Jussie Smollett deserves an Emmy for 'GMA' interview

by Professor grandmaster G February 20, 2019

pull a trump

To say whatever comes to your mind and to get away with it scot-free

To tell someone's wife:

'You know, you're in such great shape... beautiful'

Is the best example of how to pull a trump.

by Professor grandmaster G July 13, 2017

abuseometer

Imaginary scale to rate the suffering inflicted upon someone. It could be used to measure the anguish of a whiny underling.

Millennial: WTF, I can’t believe I have to work on Saturday, why me? What did I do? Why the abuse? You are such a jerk!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!

by Professor grandmaster G November 29, 2017

Putin’s putain

French for Russian president’s hoe. AKA our president.

Luc: Did you see Putin’s putain in the television?
François: He has a girlfriend now?
Luc: No mon ami, I mean Donald!

by Professor grandmaster G July 19, 2018

Barbie slave

A guy that is dating beyond his league, that will do whatever it takes to keep the Barbie happy and beside him.

A Barbie slave,

In a Barbie World.
Life with plastic,
is not fantastic!

by Professor grandmaster G June 16, 2023

Spouse

That person, friend and companion who is always there to help you with the problems you would never have had if you were single.

Spouse in Spanish means handcuffs. Enough said!

by Professor grandmaster G June 3, 2018