25 definitions by Professor grandmaster G
Imaginary scale to rate the suffering inflicted upon someone. It could be used to measure the anguish of a whiny underling.
Millennial: WTF, I can’t believe I have to work on Saturday, why me? What did I do? Why the abuse? You are such a jerk!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!
by Professor grandmaster G November 29, 2017
That person, friend and companion who is always there to help you with the problems you would never have had if you were single.
by Professor grandmaster G May 8, 2018
A guy that is dating beyond his league, that will do whatever it takes to keep the Barbie happy and beside him.
by Professor grandmaster G June 16, 2023
To do a round of shots of any juice or liquor with a similar color to Jeppson’s Malort on a group of two or more while sneaking one shot of the latter in to the mix.
You do not want to lose when playing Chicagoan roulette. It feels like someone kicked your mouth in the balls!
by Professor grandmaster G October 24, 2017
A current day Narcissus, that like the original, will drown and die thanks to his egocentrism.
To go to any extreme in order to get attention without thinking of the potential consequences.
To go to any extreme in order to get attention without thinking of the potential consequences.
by Professor grandmaster G February 20, 2019
The state of arrogant lack of knowledge.
Having an opinion based on your beliefs rather than facts and imposing it undoubtedly/irrefutably.
Having an opinion based on your beliefs rather than facts and imposing it undoubtedly/irrefutably.
by Professor grandmaster G October 26, 2018
To tell someone's wife:
'You know, you're in such great shape... beautiful'
Is the best example of how to pull a trump.
'You know, you're in such great shape... beautiful'
Is the best example of how to pull a trump.
by Professor grandmaster G July 13, 2017