Professor grandmaster G's definitions

Conceitgnorance

The state of arrogant lack of knowledge.

Having an opinion based on your beliefs rather than facts and imposing it undoubtedly/irrefutably.

The level of Conceitgnorance in today’s social media is off the charts.

by Professor grandmaster G October 26, 2018

OUAA!

Slogan for Opening up America Again and also the sound the health system will make two months after implementing this plan.

The word “wah!” And the acronym “OUAA!” Will be interchangeable in the future.

by Professor grandmaster G April 16, 2020

Putin’s putain

French for Russian president’s hoe. AKA our president.

Luc: Did you see Putin’s putain in the television?
François: He has a girlfriend now?
Luc: No mon ami, I mean Donald!

by Professor grandmaster G July 19, 2018

pull a trump

To say whatever comes to your mind and to get away with it scot-free

To tell someone's wife:

'You know, you're in such great shape... beautiful'

Is the best example of how to pull a trump.

by Professor grandmaster G July 13, 2017

abuseometer

Imaginary scale to rate the suffering inflicted upon someone. It could be used to measure the anguish of a whiny underling.

Millennial: WTF, I can’t believe I have to work on Saturday, why me? What did I do? Why the abuse? You are such a jerk!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!

by Professor grandmaster G November 29, 2017

Barbie slave

A guy that is dating beyond his league, that will do whatever it takes to keep the Barbie happy and beside him.

A Barbie slave,

In a Barbie World.
Life with plastic,
is not fantastic!

by Professor grandmaster G June 16, 2023

machophobia

The current sociocultural trend in which the good old macho stereotypes or patterns of behavior are now labeled as predatory or offensive.

Guy: Hey baby, looking hot!
Gal: Get away from me you rapist!
Guy: Whoa, easy there with the machophobia.

by Professor grandmaster G December 4, 2017