Professor grandmaster G's definitions

EDM fluffer

The guy next to the DJ or sometimes the DJ himself. When the set is flat, he yells put your fucking hands up, hello or how you feeling x city or counts down the next bit drop.

When your music cannot speak for itself, you need an EDM fluffer.

by Professor grandmaster G March 26, 2018

Sixth instinct

Super clairvoyance. When a woman tells you that something will go wrong emphatically, you should listen.

Hillary has sixth instinct in regards to Donny that we all failed to appreciate and look at us now.

by Professor grandmaster G May 25, 2018

iPhraud

Expensive device you’re holding in your hand that will be rendered obsolete or will malfunction 24 months from purchase.

I can’t hardly wait To go buy the iPhraud 10. Not!

by Professor grandmaster G December 29, 2017

Trump stamp

Any Nazi, Neonazi or White supremacist tattoos on any given person.

Jake: I just saw a guy with a number 88 tattooed on his chest. What does that mean?
Me: Don’t worry about it, that’s just a Trump stamp.

by Professor grandmaster G October 25, 2017

Chicagoan roulette

To do a round of shots of any juice or liquor with a similar color to Jeppson’s Malort on a group of two or more while sneaking one shot of the latter in to the mix.

You do not want to lose when playing Chicagoan roulette. It feels like someone kicked your mouth in the balls!

by Professor grandmaster G October 24, 2017

Malort face

Expression you have when you just realized you crapped your pants.

Buying shots of this liquor for people is worth it just to see their malort face!

by Professor grandmaster G April 19, 2018

abuseometer

Imaginary scale to rate the suffering inflicted upon someone. It could be used to measure the anguish of a whiny underling.

Millennial: WTF, I can’t believe I have to work on Saturday, why me? What did I do? Why the abuse? You are such a jerk!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!

by Professor grandmaster G November 29, 2017