Professor grandmaster G's definitions

Putin’s putain

French for Russian president’s hoe. AKA our president.

Luc: Did you see Putin’s putain in the television?
François: He has a girlfriend now?
Luc: No mon ami, I mean Donald!

by Professor grandmaster G July 19, 2018

Sixth instinct

Super clairvoyance. When a woman tells you that something will go wrong emphatically, you should listen.

Hillary has sixth instinct in regards to Donny that we all failed to appreciate and look at us now.

by Professor grandmaster G May 25, 2018

iPhraud

Expensive device you’re holding in your hand that will be rendered obsolete or will malfunction 24 months from purchase.

I can’t hardly wait To go buy the iPhraud 10. Not!

by Professor grandmaster G December 29, 2017

Spouse

That person, friend and companion who is always there to help you with the problems you would never have had if you were single.

Spouse in Spanish means handcuffs. Enough said!

by Professor grandmaster G June 3, 2018

Trump stamp

Any Nazi, Neonazi or White supremacist tattoos on any given person.

Jake: I just saw a guy with a number 88 tattooed on his chest. What does that mean?
Me: Don’t worry about it, that’s just a Trump stamp.

by Professor grandmaster G October 25, 2017

Chicagoan roulette

To do a round of shots of any juice or liquor with a similar color to Jeppson’s Malort on a group of two or more while sneaking one shot of the latter in to the mix.

You do not want to lose when playing Chicagoan roulette. It feels like someone kicked your mouth in the balls!

by Professor grandmaster G October 24, 2017

machophobia

The current sociocultural trend in which the good old macho stereotypes or patterns of behavior are now labeled as predatory or offensive.

Guy: Hey baby, looking hot!
Gal: Get away from me you rapist!
Guy: Whoa, easy there with the machophobia.

by Professor grandmaster G December 4, 2017