2 definitions by ProfessionalMaggot\m/

Quarter Ounce

A quarter ounce, quarter, or q, is 7 grams of bud. Usually you can pick one up for $40-$60 dollars, depending on your plug, where you live, and the strain.

Bro, I was so zooted last night, I rolled up a double wide wood wit a quarter ounce.

by ProfessionalMaggot\m/ February 24, 2020

July 5th

The day after ths most badass birthday ever. Usually a day of regrets like the common problems of, I can't believe I slept with a girl with herpes, or I should have drank a little less. A lot of asprin and Gatorade will be used. And by 3 o'clock everybody who doesn't have any will end up getting some.

Mike-Ughh that party was a rager, I'm so hung over .
Zachary- The asprin is in the bathroom and Gatorade is in the fridge. And quick question, if I have cold sores on my...
Mike- Bro you have the herp.
Zachary- Man I hate July 5th

by ProfessionalMaggot\m/ August 1, 2016