3 definitions by Private Long

A day that's raining or has some other unpleasant weather and you have to be exposed to it. For an explanation, see acronym formed by the first letters.
PVT Blue Falcon: But Drill Sgt, I don't wanna run. It's a Beautiful Army Day!
Drill Sgt: If it ain't rainin', you ain't trainin'! All right everyone, Pvt Blue Falcon wants us to run backwards today!
by Private Long October 10, 2007
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Blood. Called cranberry juice because it's the the red liquid you get at a cocktail party if it goes on too long.
When I visited your mom, I got so into our cocktail party that I lost track of time and stayed until she started giving me cranberry juice.
by Private Long September 23, 2006
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When the cock of one person and the tail of another have a party. A.k.a. anal sex.
"Private Long, if you don't shut what I call the fuck up, we're going to have a cocktail party tonight!"--Drill Sergeant
by Private Long September 21, 2006
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