PrettierThanYourGF's definitions

Gomez

If your last name is Gomez, you suck. You will have a horrible life, and everybody will dislike you. Why? Because you are ugly, stupid, and idiotic. You are dumb, and will get nowhere in life. You should just give up.

Did you hear that the Gomez family is homeless now? It's awesome, right?

by PrettierThanYourGF March 14, 2017

Ditch

If you are ditched, your girlfriend or boyfriend abandons you or less leaves you. It means they probably aren't interested anymore, or they are seeing someone else.

Man, my girl totally ditched me!

by PrettierThanYourGF April 13, 2016

John Lennon

The leader of the legendary rock group the Beatles. Born during a World War ll bombing raid in Liverpool, England. Some of John Lennon's hits include Help, I am the Walrus, and Love Me Do.

A famous quote from John Lennon: " We're more popular than Jesus now."

by PrettierThanYourGF April 13, 2016

Iggy Azalea

A female rapper from Australia. Some of Azalea's hits include Fancy, Work, and Change Your Life.

My friends and I can't agree on who the better rapper is! Iggy Azalea, or Nicki Minaj.

by PrettierThanYourGF April 13, 2016

You're Killin' Me, Smalls!

A quote from The Sandlot. If someone says this to you, it's probably a sign that they think you are stupid, and you should probably just walk away. Say this to someone only when they are acting incredibly stupid or clueless.

Tyler: Have you seen the movie The Sandlot?
Hailey: Umm, no.
Tyler: You're killin' me, Smalls!
Hailey: WTF?

by PrettierThanYourGF June 13, 2016

Today

Today is the greatest day I've ever known. Can't live for tomorrow, tomorrow's much too wrong. I'll burn my eyes out before I get out.

Today, I love you.

by PrettierThanYourGF June 20, 2016

Ballet

An art form/sport originating from France, most popular in the country Russia. See also, pointe, Vagonova.

The art of ballet takes strength, precision, and endurance.

by PrettierThanYourGF April 13, 2016