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ben chod

Sister Fucker
Word of Indian origin. Tends to be more frequently used than the 'mother-fucker' equivalent.
It's up there as one of the top insults to people from the Indian sub-continent.
That ben chod over there tried to steal my pint.

Oi, ben chod, kiss my chadees!

I went to the bar to buy a pint and the ben chod asked me for I.D.
by Prem Shah August 25, 2006
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Bushism

I could write a book on this one, and it would be a big as The Bible. What can I say? Most powerful Nation, Biggest Shit-for-brains as Leader...
Bushism examples:

"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."

"I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo."

"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better. "

"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country."

"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."

I COULD GO ON FOREVER....
by Prem Shah September 20, 2006
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chadees

Underpants. Can be used to describe male or female underpants. More likely to be acceptable if used by a guy describing a girls underpants.

Originates from the Hindi word chadees for underpants.
Man, I really want to get into her chadees.
by Prem Shah August 24, 2006
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UFC

Ultimate Fighting Championship

Bunch of hard-nuts get into an octagon shaped cage and knock the living shit out of each other. Elbows, knees to face, you name it.

No throat, eye or back of head strikes.

Different to eg K-1 as ground-work and submission techniques are also used.

The best knockouts ever, and the most testosterone flying around.

Most fighters come in classified as MMA (Mixed Martial Arts), although many are from Jiu-Jitsu.

Argueably the future of full-contact fighting.

Makes boxing look gay.
"Hi, Jeff? It's Bob. Me and my boyfriend are going to go watch the boxing - wanna cum?"

"No, Fuck off. I'm staying in with a few cans to watch the UFC, bitch"
by Prem Shah September 6, 2006
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eBay

A place where you buy things you never thought you'd need.

A place where you sell things you never thought you could.
"what should i do with this snot-filled tissue?"
"why not sell it on ebay, last one went for £20"
"well, f*** me!"
by Prem Shah September 14, 2006
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mow the lawn

to 'mow the lawn' can also mean to take a dump.
not sure where this originated from, but have heard it a few times in London.
"i say, shall we go forth and partake in the quest for punani?"
"yeah mate, but give me five minutes to mow the lawn first..."
by Prem Shah September 14, 2006
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Cheesecake

My favourite dessert....mmmm....chessecake...

A base of crushed digestive biscuits mixed with butter, then a layer of cream-cheese, then topped with normally a fruit fruity / syrup-type topping.

The best ever has to be Lemon Cheesecake.
"Hey, got a call from that fit bird you like, she wants you now..!"

"She'll have to wait until I've finished my cheesecake.."
by Prem Shah September 20, 2006
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