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A great idea that led to lots of fun for the US and UK soldiers.
Managed to whoop Saddam's ass and find him hiding in a hole.
For some stupid reason most Brits were against to war, blaming the lie about WMDs. Presumably they'd have preferred Saddam still there and his sons raping the women and children of Iraq as they did. I dispair at my country sometimes...
Managed to whoop Saddam's ass and find him hiding in a hole.
For some stupid reason most Brits were against to war, blaming the lie about WMDs. Presumably they'd have preferred Saddam still there and his sons raping the women and children of Iraq as they did. I dispair at my country sometimes...
"why are you angry at the government?"
"THE IRAQ WAR"
"what about it?"
"it was illegal and wrong" (just saying what everyone else does)
"what, so you would have been happier with saddam still in power and the people of Iraq living a shit life, then?"
"errrr....oh.....uhmmmm.....i'm a thick shit aren't I?"
"Yes"
"THE IRAQ WAR"
"what about it?"
"it was illegal and wrong" (just saying what everyone else does)
"what, so you would have been happier with saddam still in power and the people of Iraq living a shit life, then?"
"errrr....oh.....uhmmmm.....i'm a thick shit aren't I?"
"Yes"
by Prem Shah September 14, 2006
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not sure where this originated from, but have heard it a few times in London.
not sure where this originated from, but have heard it a few times in London.
"i say, shall we go forth and partake in the quest for punani?"
"yeah mate, but give me five minutes to mow the lawn first..."
"yeah mate, but give me five minutes to mow the lawn first..."
by Prem Shah September 14, 2006
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Originates from the Hindi word chadees for underpants.
Originates from the Hindi word chadees for underpants.
by Prem Shah August 24, 2006
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A girl called Emily would bring something broken into the shop where Bagpuss and his mice friends lived. The mice would fix it singing "wee weel feex eet, wee weel feex eet.", End of episode.
Bagpuss actually only ever slept or woke up yawning. He was a fat lazy bastard of a cat, with gay pink and white stripes.
The show, looking back, was a load of wank really, but had a cult following and you can still buy bagpuss bags in London today.
A girl called Emily would bring something broken into the shop where Bagpuss and his mice friends lived. The mice would fix it singing "wee weel feex eet, wee weel feex eet.", End of episode.
Bagpuss actually only ever slept or woke up yawning. He was a fat lazy bastard of a cat, with gay pink and white stripes.
The show, looking back, was a load of wank really, but had a cult following and you can still buy bagpuss bags in London today.
Emily the girl
Bagpuss the fay lazy bastard cat
The professor - a wodden woodpecker
The mice - slave labour, did all the work and got no thanks.
Bagpuss the fay lazy bastard cat
The professor - a wodden woodpecker
The mice - slave labour, did all the work and got no thanks.
by Prem Shah September 20, 2006
Get the bagpuss mug.A ghadero is a donkey. Can be used as an insult instead of the word bastard. Has similar impact as 'bastard' but without the sensitive parental issue.
Look at that fucking gadhero over there, standing by the bar with his hands on his hips. Looks like a fucking battyman.
by Prem Shah August 24, 2006
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Brought blues to the masses then developed his own sound
Whether you admit it or not, all pop/rock musicians are disciples of elvis
Got fat and stupid at the end, and turned into a bumbling bafoon.
Died while having a dump and fell forwards, was found with his arse in the air, and a turd in the bowl.
At his best in the 68 comeback special.
Brought blues to the masses then developed his own sound
Whether you admit it or not, all pop/rock musicians are disciples of elvis
Got fat and stupid at the end, and turned into a bumbling bafoon.
Died while having a dump and fell forwards, was found with his arse in the air, and a turd in the bowl.
At his best in the 68 comeback special.
by Prem Shah September 6, 2006
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Bittersweet apple juice fermented and then drunk, particularly in the summertime.
Get's you off your face quicker than beer.
Not gassy at all, so very easy to drink.
The best brands are Strongbow and Magners.
Makes beer taste like a tramp's scrotum.
The good Lord made apples for one reason - CIDER.
Bittersweet apple juice fermented and then drunk, particularly in the summertime.
Get's you off your face quicker than beer.
Not gassy at all, so very easy to drink.
The best brands are Strongbow and Magners.
Makes beer taste like a tramp's scrotum.
The good Lord made apples for one reason - CIDER.
"When i die, i want to be embalmed in cider."
"Pint of Strongbow please, mate"
"Magners with ice please, mate"
I F###ING LOVE CIDER...!!!
"Pint of Strongbow please, mate"
"Magners with ice please, mate"
I F###ING LOVE CIDER...!!!
by Prem Shah September 18, 2006
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