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A great idea that led to lots of fun for the US and UK soldiers.
Managed to whoop Saddam's ass and find him hiding in a hole.
For some stupid reason most Brits were against to war, blaming the lie about WMDs. Presumably they'd have preferred Saddam still there and his sons raping the women and children of Iraq as they did. I dispair at my country sometimes...
Managed to whoop Saddam's ass and find him hiding in a hole.
For some stupid reason most Brits were against to war, blaming the lie about WMDs. Presumably they'd have preferred Saddam still there and his sons raping the women and children of Iraq as they did. I dispair at my country sometimes...
"why are you angry at the government?"
"THE IRAQ WAR"
"what about it?"
"it was illegal and wrong" (just saying what everyone else does)
"what, so you would have been happier with saddam still in power and the people of Iraq living a shit life, then?"
"errrr....oh.....uhmmmm.....i'm a thick shit aren't I?"
"Yes"
"THE IRAQ WAR"
"what about it?"
"it was illegal and wrong" (just saying what everyone else does)
"what, so you would have been happier with saddam still in power and the people of Iraq living a shit life, then?"
"errrr....oh.....uhmmmm.....i'm a thick shit aren't I?"
"Yes"
by Prem Shah September 14, 2006
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Bunch of hard-nuts get into an octagon shaped cage and knock the living shit out of each other. Elbows, knees to face, you name it.
No throat, eye or back of head strikes.
Different to eg K-1 as ground-work and submission techniques are also used.
The best knockouts ever, and the most testosterone flying around.
Most fighters come in classified as MMA (Mixed Martial Arts), although many are from Jiu-Jitsu.
Argueably the future of full-contact fighting.
Makes boxing look gay.
Bunch of hard-nuts get into an octagon shaped cage and knock the living shit out of each other. Elbows, knees to face, you name it.
No throat, eye or back of head strikes.
Different to eg K-1 as ground-work and submission techniques are also used.
The best knockouts ever, and the most testosterone flying around.
Most fighters come in classified as MMA (Mixed Martial Arts), although many are from Jiu-Jitsu.
Argueably the future of full-contact fighting.
Makes boxing look gay.
"Hi, Jeff? It's Bob. Me and my boyfriend are going to go watch the boxing - wanna cum?"
"No, Fuck off. I'm staying in with a few cans to watch the UFC, bitch"
"No, Fuck off. I'm staying in with a few cans to watch the UFC, bitch"
by Prem Shah September 6, 2006
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A place where you sell things you never thought you could.
A place where you sell things you never thought you could.
"what should i do with this snot-filled tissue?"
"why not sell it on ebay, last one went for £20"
"well, f*** me!"
"why not sell it on ebay, last one went for £20"
"well, f*** me!"
by Prem Shah September 14, 2006
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A base of crushed digestive biscuits mixed with butter, then a layer of cream-cheese, then topped with normally a fruit fruity / syrup-type topping.
The best ever has to be Lemon Cheesecake.
A base of crushed digestive biscuits mixed with butter, then a layer of cream-cheese, then topped with normally a fruit fruity / syrup-type topping.
The best ever has to be Lemon Cheesecake.
"Hey, got a call from that fit bird you like, she wants you now..!"
"She'll have to wait until I've finished my cheesecake.."
"She'll have to wait until I've finished my cheesecake.."
by Prem Shah September 20, 2006
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Originates from the Hindi word chadees for underpants.
Originates from the Hindi word chadees for underpants.
by Prem Shah August 24, 2006
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not sure where this originated from, but have heard it a few times in London.
not sure where this originated from, but have heard it a few times in London.
"i say, shall we go forth and partake in the quest for punani?"
"yeah mate, but give me five minutes to mow the lawn first..."
"yeah mate, but give me five minutes to mow the lawn first..."
by Prem Shah September 14, 2006
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Can also be known as a paper bag job
Can also be known as a paper bag job
"Check out that girl over there, she's well fit."
"Yeah, nice body....look she's turning around..."
"Oh shit, what a minger..."
"Yeah, but you can always cover the face, bomb the base..?"
"Good idea, but i'll need another pint of cider first.."
"Yeah, nice body....look she's turning around..."
"Oh shit, what a minger..."
"Yeah, but you can always cover the face, bomb the base..?"
"Good idea, but i'll need another pint of cider first.."
by Prem Shah September 19, 2006
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