Powerpasser's definitions

steershit

Bullshit that has lost its manhood. So obviously false that no one takes it seriously.

Bobby told his teacher today, "The dog ate my homework," for the fifth time this year.
U should've seen the teacher roll his eyes at that steershit!

by Powerpasser September 27, 2008

scheissburger

A hamburger that tastes like shit.

I'll never go to that restaurant again after they served me a burnt scheissburger with ground-up gristle & soy protein extender, which I would not feed to a dog!

by Powerpasser May 8, 2015

Chandy

A nickname for a man or boy named "Chandler" or "Charles--Andrew."

My sister has a hot date next Saturday with Chandy Smith.

by Powerpasser December 3, 2018

counter-hint

When you detect that somebody is giving you a hint, so you give them one right back.

I've asked you to socialize with me, and each time you've told me that you have other plans. So I'll leave you alone unless you ask me out and let ME tell YOU whether I'm "busy." -- The speaker is giving a counter-hint that s/he has reason to believe that the person spoken to is giving him/her a hint that they're not interested in dating/ palling around.

by Powerpasser December 3, 2018

volleysnob

A person who is so conceited/ stuck-up about their volleyball skills that they judge others' coolness, friendworthiness, or social status by how well those others can play volleyball.

When I complained to the leader of that volleyball club that the other players would not talk to me in the bar after the match, he told me where to take volleyball lessons! So he admitted that they're a bunch of volleysnobs.

by Powerpasser March 3, 2019

Romeo Capulet name

A last name so unpleasant that it causes men to say, 'If that were my surname, I'd defy social norms & forget my macho pride by taking my bride's name upon marriage!'

When I worked in a pizzeria, we had a customer whose last name meant "Mr. Booger/ Snot" in German!
"Please meet Mr. Wentworth & his sister Mrs. Wentworth. . ."
"WTF? Do the Wentworths marry their cousins??!"
"Nope. His brother-in-law's bachelor name is Herrlein Rotz, which means 'Senorito Snot' in German!"
"Wow! What a Romeo Capulet name!"

by Powerpasser December 15, 2017

aspirational hotel

A hotel or vacation resort which is oh-so-expensive (room rent is, say over US$400 a night,) out-of-reach of all but multi-millionaires & billionaires. Therefore it's a big deal when a middle-class or kind-of-rich person can use a free-hotel award to stay there!

I got 2 free nights to stay at any Hyatt aspirational hotel in the world for getting the Hyatt Visa card, so I used them at the Hyatt Paris Vendome to stay in a room costing 700 euros a night!

by Powerpasser January 12, 2018