Bart Simpson is a fictional character on the long running, animated series "The Simpsons". Bart is the 10 year old, troublesome son of Marge and Homer Simpson and older brother to Lisa Simpson. Bart's hobbies include vandalism, skate boarding, writing sentences on bulletin boards after school and pranking people, specifically Seymour Skinner(the Principal at his school) and Moe Szyslak(Local Tavern owner). Bart wears a red, short sleeved shirt and blue shorts. He has spiked, yellow hair. His catch phrases include "Ai, Carumba!" "Don't have a cow, man." and, perhaps the most famous, "Eat my Shorts!"
Helen Lovejoy: My goodness, did you hear that Marge Simpson's son Bart Simpson mooned the security camera at the Kwiki Mart?
Bernice Hibbert: That women is raising a heathen. And did you hear that her daughter is a lonely nerd?
Bernice Hibbert: That women is raising a heathen. And did you hear that her daughter is a lonely nerd?
by PositivelyPisces June 13, 2016
Get the Bart Simpsonmug. German slang word used to describe something amazing, fabulous, gorgeous, etc. Featured in a commercial for Edeka, a German grocery store. Became a viral video on Youtube.
by PositivelyPisces March 05, 2017
Get the Supergeilmug. Def. 1- A word used to express contempt or disgust.
Def. 2- A popular segment on "The Jimmy Fallon Show" where Fallon dresses like a teenage girl and invites celebrities, also dressed like teenage girls, onto her "talk show" where they discuss things that they find gross. The first ever segment of "Ew" starred Lindsay Lohan as the celebrity guest, portraying character "Stephanie Sullivan" Sara's(Fallon's character) BFFLFFR(Best Friends For Life Forever For Realsies)
Def. 2- A popular segment on "The Jimmy Fallon Show" where Fallon dresses like a teenage girl and invites celebrities, also dressed like teenage girls, onto her "talk show" where they discuss things that they find gross. The first ever segment of "Ew" starred Lindsay Lohan as the celebrity guest, portraying character "Stephanie Sullivan" Sara's(Fallon's character) BFFLFFR(Best Friends For Life Forever For Realsies)
Jimmy Fallon: You know, the other day I saw this new show on teen nick. A lot of people tell me I look like the star of the show. The strange thing is, the star of the show is a teenage girl. Here's a clip:
Sara: Hello, my name is Sara, and in case you were wondering, that's S-A-R-A and no H, because H's are EW!
Ew: A word used to express contempt or disgust.
Sara: Hello, my name is Sara, and in case you were wondering, that's S-A-R-A and no H, because H's are EW!
Ew: A word used to express contempt or disgust.
by PositivelyPisces June 13, 2016
Get the Ewmug. The most fabulous beauty guru to ever grace Youtube. Since childhood, Moq has been better than everyone else at everything. She is better than you at makeup and she is also prettier than you so, she doesn't need makeup. She is the best at everything, and she does not have time for people who waste her time or do not worship her very existence. If you bother her, you will be BANNED! You can admire her from her Youtube channel "Official Moq" and see her featured in such Jenna Marbles videos as "Blind Date Adventures" and "Moq does my Makeup".
Lisa: Oh, my gosh, Moq just uploaded a new video entitled "you should all like and subscribe and send me things except, for flower crowns unless you're rich and famous enough to get good ones and I'm the only who is and even if you are rich and famous enough, it would still be insulting if you did because you're not me."
Moq: You're Welcome.
Moq: You're Welcome.
by PositivelyPisces June 12, 2016
Get the Moqmug. A combination of words "Pretend" and "Appendicitis" used to describe the act of faking an injury or illness for personal gain.
Nicholas wasn't feeling Baseball Practice last Friday. As a result, he caught a bad case of Pretendicitis that left him benched with a fake sprained ankle.
by PositivelyPisces May 23, 2018
Get the Pretendicitismug. Def. 1-
A beloved and classic Muppet. One of the most recognizable Muppets, Kermit is a pea green, frog puppet. He is known for his long, dangly arms and his relationship with Miss Piggy. Portrayed by Jim Henson, Steve Whitmire, Victor Yerrid.
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Jenna Marbles' first dog. Kermit is an Italian Greyhound and is known for his cameos in Jenna's videos, his Jenna proclaimed appearance similar to that of a rat, his love for chicken and his starring role in the video, "How to care for your Cermet."
A beloved and classic Muppet. One of the most recognizable Muppets, Kermit is a pea green, frog puppet. He is known for his long, dangly arms and his relationship with Miss Piggy. Portrayed by Jim Henson, Steve Whitmire, Victor Yerrid.
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Jenna Marbles' first dog. Kermit is an Italian Greyhound and is known for his cameos in Jenna's videos, his Jenna proclaimed appearance similar to that of a rat, his love for chicken and his starring role in the video, "How to care for your Cermet."
Kermit is most known for his starring role in "How to care for your Cermet", a video by Jenna Marbles after being asked by a commenter on Youtube if Kermit was going to grow and misspelling his name.
Random Youtube Commenter: "Is Cermet going to grow?"
Jenna Marbles: "How does your an Cermet grow? Your an Cermet needs lots of chikain, or else it will not grow. Be sure to keep your an Cermet in a Hot Bed, on a Hot Bed, in a Hot House, in a Hot Climate. If you want your an Cermet to grow, be sure to water your an Cermet multiple times per day. Cermets should get plenty of water but, should never be submerged becuz Cermets can not swim, thatz two much watair. If you follow these instructions, your Cermet will grow...just kidding, it is full grown."
Random Youtube Commenter: "Um...whats Marbles?"
Jenna Marbles: " Marpel is an small, angry Cermet. And Paesh is a female Cermet. And Cermet is just a Cermet."
Random Youtube Commenter: "Is Cermet going to grow?"
Jenna Marbles: "How does your an Cermet grow? Your an Cermet needs lots of chikain, or else it will not grow. Be sure to keep your an Cermet in a Hot Bed, on a Hot Bed, in a Hot House, in a Hot Climate. If you want your an Cermet to grow, be sure to water your an Cermet multiple times per day. Cermets should get plenty of water but, should never be submerged becuz Cermets can not swim, thatz two much watair. If you follow these instructions, your Cermet will grow...just kidding, it is full grown."
Random Youtube Commenter: "Um...whats Marbles?"
Jenna Marbles: " Marpel is an small, angry Cermet. And Paesh is a female Cermet. And Cermet is just a Cermet."
by PositivelyPisces June 12, 2016
Get the Kermitmug. Allonuh: That's a Big Mood.
Deckstur: It's a BOOD.
Deckstur: It's a BOOD.
by PositivelyPisces November 21, 2017
Get the Boodmug.