PositiveZero's definitions

homopyronecrobeastiality

Sex with one or more dead animals that are on fire and the same gender as the initiator.

So the guy just picked up this clearly male squirrel, broke its neck, set it on fire, and started buttfucking it, cuz he's into homopyronecrobeastiality.

by PositiveZero November 1, 2005

xenophilia

Sexual attraction to extraterrestrials.

You think your girlfriend's a freak? Mine's into xenophilia - I have to wear green antennae every time I wanna have sex.

by PositiveZero December 3, 2005

damagesty

A quality possessed by hot girls; a portmanteau of damage and majesty. Derived from the fact that most hot girls have a myriad of psychological issues stemming from years of abuse by step-fathers and boyfriends selected for their desirably abusive tendencies.

VJ: Dude, that girl's so HOT. Look at all that majesty.
Mike: Whatever, dude - you see blond locks; I see damage.
VJ: Still, look at all that damagesty.

by PositiveZero January 27, 2007

fecal synchrony

The observed phenomenon that the shit cycles of men who coexist together (such as in prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, etc.) will tend to become synchronized over time.

Guy 1: I gotta take a shit.
Guy 2: Whatever, dude - you know the boss is gonna follow you right in, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, fecal synchrony is a bitch.

by PositiveZero March 7, 2007

where do we stand?

The most dreaded words in the English language. May be used by:

1) bosses to survey how productive an employee is being on a task. Chances are, said employee hasn't been working so much as he has been writing UrbanDictionary definitions.

2) girls (and gay men) who want to survey the status of a relationship. Chances are, the guy (or somewhat dignified girl) has to sugarcoat the fact that he or she is using said girl or gay guy for his or her body, and nothing more.

Boss: Sooo where do we stand? Did you implement that absurdly disinteresting software feature?
Employee: *closes multiple browser tabs* Uh... *takes out gun and shoots self in temple*

by PositiveZero March 17, 2007

abortionware

Software that may as well be a coathangered fetus.

That Windows Vista, man. Such abortionware.

by PositiveZero April 7, 2008

fuel economist

One who goes to great lengths to pay as little as possible for gas.

"I get gas whereever I need to; I'm not gonna bend over backwards to save, like, a dollar, cuz I'm no fuel economist"

by PositiveZero April 1, 2008