Pork King's definitions

dingleberry

Little pieces of toilet paper that remains tangled in one's asshairs after wiping.

You ever sit in the tub and have your dingleberries break loose and float up around you? It's gross.

by Pork King April 30, 2003

Yoko Ono

A person that is loved so much, one would give up anything to be with them, as sang about in the Barenaked Ladies' first hit, "Be My Yoko Ono"

"...I would gladly give up musical genius,
Just to have you as my very own personal Venus.
You can be my Yoko Ono,
You can follow me wherever I go,
Be my (be my) Be my (be my) Be my Yoko One, Ohhh-Oh."

by Pork King December 18, 2005

two turtles fucking

Usually reserved for jobs or activities that require hardhats. "Two turles fucking" is when a person takes off his/her hardhat and swiftly brings it down on top of another's hardhat still on other's head. It doesn't hurt like being cracked in the head, but it stings a bit and jars one's brain.

Worker: "Hey, ever heard two turtles fucking?"

New Guy: "No, what do they sound like?"

(Worker executes "two turtles fucking)

New Guy: "Owwww!"

by Pork King October 14, 2005

stuff your sorries in a sack

This phrase is usually used as "You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!", meaning that however much a person apologizes, their apology will not be accepted. Made popular by George in the Seinfeld "India" episode.

Jerry: George, I'm sorry I slept with Nina.

George: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

Jerry: I wish you'd quit saying that!

by Pork King November 10, 2005

shit creek

A metaphor for deep trouble, usually one is said to be up shit creek without a paddle.

I just killed my roommate and I don't have an alibi...I'm up shit creek without a paddle.

by Pork King April 30, 2003

World War II

According to the protagonist in Kurt Vonnegut's "Timequake":

"...The world's second unsucessful attempt to commit suicide."

A Japanese anti-tank mine in World War II? A 1000Kg bomb placed in a hole in the road with a Japanese soldier wielding a hammer.

by Pork King November 5, 2005

spaz

An irrationally nervous or jumpy person.

Dude, that Tweek from South Park is such a spaz.

by Pork King April 30, 2003