Pork King's definitions

cop

A police officer, derived from the word "copper", which is what police officers were slangly called when their badges were made of copper.

*Damn cop gave me a ticket, I fucking hate him.

*Damn cop took my yay, I fucking hate him.

*Damn cop shot my ass for robbing that liqour store. I fucking hate him.

by Pork King May 1, 2003

dipsilucious

(adj.) Extremely satisfying ar excellent.

Lois, I'm not doing any work. I told you, I'm on dipsilucious vaction.

by Pork King January 3, 2004

suit

Slang for a businessman or any authority figure that wears a suit, e.g. manager, boss, supervisor.

Those suits have been riding my ass all day.

by Pork King April 30, 2003

mud butt

(muhdh - buht) n. med. (usu. pre. by 'the') Mud Butt is a common affliction of the anus and the glutteal crevice, affecting mainly (but not limited to) "heavies". The condition usually occurs 30 to 45 minutes after defecation, especially if sufferer engages in physical activity within this time. Sweat and some remaining feces (though one's wiping habits may be immactulate) mix in the glutteal crevice, causing mild discomfort and, if not treated, a raw ass.

See how Rico is walking funny? He took a dum about 30 minutes ago. I bet he's got the mud butt.

by Pork King November 5, 2005

bung hole

Another term for asshole, derived from the hole that a bung (stopper for a hole in a barrel) fits in.

Dude, my bung hole is covered with dingleberries.

by Pork King April 30, 2003

stuff

A man's genitalia, e.g. cock and balls.

Damn, man...that baseball just hit me in my stuff.

by Pork King April 30, 2003

BCG's

literally, Birth Control Glasses. The glasses issued to new recruits in the military, so called because no girl would want to have sex with men wearing these ugly, ugly glasses.

Wow, newly shaved head and BCG's. I'll never have sex with those new recruits.

by Pork King April 30, 2003