Daisy Dukes

Really short shorts. Derived from the shorts Daisy Duke used to wear on "The Dukes of Hazzard"

Damn, that bitch's ass cheeks are hanging out the back of her daisy dukes!

by Pork King May 01, 2003

jot and tittle

Every minor detail. A jot is the horizontal mark on the letter "t", and a tittle is the dot above an "i" or a "j".

When writing cursive, these marks are made after the entire word is penned, sometimes causing one to overlook their placement.

Be sure to go over every jot and tittle.

by Pork King December 24, 2005

bubble gum machine

A Highway Patrol Officer, derived from when the siren on a HP car was a single strobe and looked like a bubble gum machine.

Looks like the bubble gum machine done hit the jackpot (He pulled someone over).

by Pork King April 30, 2003

Yoko Ono

A person that is loved so much, one would give up anything to be with them, as sang about in the Barenaked Ladies' first hit, "Be My Yoko Ono"

"...I would gladly give up musical genius,
Just to have you as my very own personal Venus.
You can be my Yoko Ono,
You can follow me wherever I go,
Be my (be my) Be my (be my) Be my Yoko One, Ohhh-Oh."

by Pork King December 19, 2005

stuff

A man's genitalia, e.g. cock and balls.

Damn, man...that baseball just hit me in my stuff.

by Pork King April 30, 2003

spaz

An irrationally nervous or jumpy person.

Dude, that Tweek from South Park is such a spaz.

by Pork King April 30, 2003

cop

A police officer, derived from the word "copper", which is what police officers were slangly called when their badges were made of copper.

*Damn cop gave me a ticket, I fucking hate him.

*Damn cop took my yay, I fucking hate him.

*Damn cop shot my ass for robbing that liqour store. I fucking hate him.

by Pork King May 01, 2003