Pork King's definitions
by Pork King April 30, 2003
Get the spazmug. According to the protagonist in Kurt Vonnegut's "Timequake":
"...The world's second unsucessful attempt to commit suicide."
"...The world's second unsucessful attempt to commit suicide."
A Japanese anti-tank mine in World War II? A 1000Kg bomb placed in a hole in the road with a Japanese soldier wielding a hammer.
by Pork King November 5, 2005
Get the World War IImug. A mingling of 2 words: "beep" and "epilepsy". This is the convulsive action you will see especially in a group all wearing pagers when one pager goes off.
"Check this out. See Tom standing with Sue and Bob and Jim? I'm gonna beep Tom on his pager. Watch them all go into a fit of beepilepsy."
by Pork King January 10, 2006
Get the beepilepsymug. A Highway Patrol Officer, derived from when the siren on a HP car was a single strobe and looked like a bubble gum machine.
by Pork King April 30, 2003
Get the bubble gum machinemug. (muhdh - buht) n. med. (usu. pre. by 'the') Mud Butt is a common affliction of the anus and the glutteal crevice, affecting mainly (but not limited to) "heavies". The condition usually occurs 30 to 45 minutes after defecation, especially if sufferer engages in physical activity within this time. Sweat and some remaining feces (though one's wiping habits may be immactulate) mix in the glutteal crevice, causing mild discomfort and, if not treated, a raw ass.
by Pork King November 5, 2005
Get the mud buttmug. Another term for asshole, derived from the hole that a bung (stopper for a hole in a barrel) fits in.
by Pork King April 30, 2003
Get the bung holemug. A horrible person that cares for no one but himself/herself. Usually cheats, steals, stabs-in-the-back.
by Pork King May 1, 2003
Get the sonovabitchmug.