PorcupineCanadian's definitions

Pseudopede

a mature person who accepts minors to hang out with them out of sympathy/empathy about wanting to make it with elders. because anarchy.

Chatter: 40 m usa
Chatter: asl
Chatter B: 13 m usa
Chatter: *doesn't sign out as minors would normally expect and continues for booty*
Chatter B: thanks pseudopede at least you understand :)

by PorcupineCanadian September 22, 2015

minor

shitty legislation law that makes you less relevant based on how low your age is under 21 or 18

Minor: hi im 13, id really like some booty ;)
Mature: fo kid
Minor: *ragequit*

by PorcupineCanadian September 22, 2015

Flying Spaghetti Monster

god as seen by youtube atheists

User: salam alaykoum
User 2: hey i hope you stop believing in your flying spaghetti monster and happy burn a quran day
User: wot??

P.S. the video title must be GOD EXISTS PROOF HERE ALIENS MUST SEE

by PorcupineCanadian September 22, 2015

anti-job

someone who doesn't care about getting a job or going to study

- MOM I DONT CARE BOUT SCHOOL ON SEPTEMBER 1 I DONT NEED IT
- You WILL go..
*mom quits room*
- .................. wot
Father: Shhh I am an anti-job too. Money does suck, right?

by PorcupineCanadian September 22, 2015

faux urban cracker kid

Cringy white pothead normies in middle school who wear hoodies, say stuff like chill, fax, THOT BEGONE, oof, snack, bruh, squad, gucci, fam and act/talk like 2014 nibbas. usually worship hell-tier rappers like lil pump and cannot have an IQ fit to comprehend originality, roaming the suburbs of american shitholes this present day.

F.U.C.K. them faux urban cracker kids trying to cancerize my twitter feed with their oversaturation of me_irl, roblox and caillou memery

by PorcupineCanadian January 7, 2019

rule 43C

if anything or anyone exists, no matter if real or fictional, there will be a goanimate version or a grounded video out of it.

inspired from "43 chars"

I'm gonna make a grounded video out of my teacher, because Rule 43C. I hate him anyway.

by PorcupineCanadian June 10, 2018

Issam

cute and hot guy who knows what's cool. shy, unremarked, quiet at first but eventually reveals his inner madness. feels surrounded by idiots and tends to stay apart. out of the norm individual. tends to manipulate others. slightly bipolar or narcissistic at times. super creative.

Issam, that's me!

by PorcupineCanadian June 10, 2018