anti-job

someone who doesn't care about getting a job or going to study

- MOM I DONT CARE BOUT SCHOOL ON SEPTEMBER 1 I DONT NEED IT
- You WILL go..
*mom quits room*
- .................. wot
Father: Shhh I am an anti-job too. Money does suck, right?

by PorcupineCanadian August 15, 2015

reactive attachment disorder

What can happen when you basically neglect you child's social/emotional needs. They develop this mental illness and become extremely insecure, immature and problematic, and get a really low self-esteem. If not treated, they can self-harm and become manchildren with an inferiority complex and constantly tantrum like a severely autistic child, and the disorder becomes very hard or just impossible to cure.

I regret neglecting my daughter. She developed this "reactive attachment disorder" and she had to be put in foster care because she went crazy.

by PorcupineCanadian December 30, 2016

Issam

cute and hot guy who knows what's cool. shy, unremarked, quiet at first but eventually reveals his inner madness. feels surrounded by idiots and tends to stay apart. out of the norm individual. tends to manipulate others. slightly bipolar or narcissistic at times. super creative.

Issam, that's me!

by PorcupineCanadian June 10, 2018

cybernoob

An internet newb. In other words, Grandma Finds The Internet. Nowadays those people are extremely rare to find other than very young children and isolated aboriginal tribes. A cybernoob can also mean someone who can't even use a computer right.

I can't believe your homie fell for a Nigerian guy asking for money. Cybernoob to a whole new level. *claps slowly*

by PorcupineCanadian January 29, 2017

walking uncyclopedia

a mentally unstable person who is virtually incapable of detecting BS, pseudo-intellectual, dumb, shit-for-brains

My walking uncyclopedia of a cousin is 14 and is the most misinformed, lazy and arrogant person I know. He believes he's figured out life and knows everything about politics just because he's joined Anynonymous and claims he's redpilled, but moreover he's only a depraved hostile meme with no stamina or life at ALL. That's barely the surface of it.

by PorcupineCanadian January 24, 2019

minor

shitty legislation law that makes you less relevant based on how low your age is under 21 or 18

Minor: hi im 13, id really like some booty ;)
Mature: fo kid
Minor: *ragequit*

by PorcupineCanadian August 15, 2015

Flying Spaghetti Monster

god as seen by youtube atheists

User: salam alaykoum
User 2: hey i hope you stop believing in your flying spaghetti monster and happy burn a quran day
User: wot??

P.S. the video title must be GOD EXISTS PROOF HERE ALIENS MUST SEE

by PorcupineCanadian August 15, 2015