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Blue Meat

Primarily referring to human females. When breast tissue displays an above average level of blue (deoxygenated) veins, it can be referred to as "Blue Meat". The area around the breasts generally retains its normal skin tone.
"I was with a very hot MILF last night; there was a lot of Blue Meat".
by PopeMichael March 1, 2010
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Mark's Sisters

Females who look like hairdressers (regardless of whether they may or may not be hairdressers). Generally characterised by heavily styled/coloured hair and a genre of clothing specific to the profession. Name derived from the salon "Peter Mark".
Whoa, check out those Mark's Sisters. Their directional haircuts, general black clothing (with signature elements of strong primary colour), and leggings are nice.
by PopeMichael October 7, 2009
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Downlink

On the internets, a downlink is a cross between a link and a download. Downlinks are associated with file sharing and file distribution, generally via zipped 'online storage' sites and other unencrypted distribution methods. This difference in functionality separates downlinks from standard links, downloads and torrents.
Alex: I need you to send me that file, the really big one.

Stephen: Ok Ok Ok; I'll send you a downlink.
by PopeMichael October 20, 2011
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bar

The small "bar" of skin at the base of the head of an uncircumcised penis which joins the circumference of the foreskin with the main shaft of the organ. Under extreme circumstances, this bar can become "torn".
"Oh my god, I've torn my bar (during intercourse or other activities)"
by PopeMichael July 21, 2009
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Kinder Surprise

An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".
"I'm pregnant again!", said the girl

"OMFG, another Kinder Surprise", said the boy.
by PopeMichael March 1, 2010
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Confidentish

To be Confidentish is to be confident, but with the added insurance of a small measure of doubt. Confidentishness can help save face when fateful errors of prediction occur.
"Can you score that hot blond by the bar?"
"Uh well, I'm Confidentish?"
by PopeMichael March 26, 2010
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Ramp

The slope between the lower back and the posterior
I hurt my ramp.
by PopeMichael January 13, 2009
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