PopeMichael's definitions

Three Holes, No Waiting.

Legendary quote by Frank Zappa from the song "Little Rubber Girl".

"Three Holes, No Waiting" refers to the opportunity provided by the mouth, vagina and anus for intercourse/simulated intercourse. Also known as the Full House, amongst other things.

John: "I'm ready for my Booty Call."

Sarah: "Gosh John, I'm Cracking an Egg and have a toothache."

John: "Three Holes, No Waiting."

by PopeMichael March 30, 2010

Mark's Sisters

Females who look like hairdressers (regardless of whether they may or may not be hairdressers). Generally characterised by heavily styled/coloured hair and a genre of clothing specific to the profession. Name derived from the salon "Peter Mark".

Whoa, check out those Mark's Sisters. Their directional haircuts, general black clothing (with signature elements of strong primary colour), and leggings are nice.

by PopeMichael October 7, 2009

Pee Pee Worms

Slang for semen - based on a combination of innocent words. Refers to the sperm content of semen as "Worms", whilst inaccurately describing the semen itself using the phrase "Pee Pee".

My Pee Pee Worms were in her mouth.

by PopeMichael October 1, 2009

bar

The small "bar" of skin at the base of the head of an uncircumcised penis which joins the circumference of the foreskin with the main shaft of the organ. Under extreme circumstances, this bar can become "torn".

"Oh my god, I've torn my bar (during intercourse or other activities)"

by PopeMichael July 21, 2009

Shitorexia

Shitorexia is a poop disorder characterized by a refusal to accept pooping as a normal daily cycle. Shitorexics often feel strong urges to poop, but deny themselves all but the very smallest of poops. Shitorexics create a distorted negative image of their poops and foster regimes in connection with their poops. They are often incapable of pooping when placed in non-regime environments.

Shitorexia occurs in the ratio of one male per billion females.

Jane and John were at a concert. Suddenly they had to go home early. Shitorexia had struck again.

by PopeMichael January 15, 2011

Cracking an Egg

To menstruate.

"Hey Frannie, want to go roller-blading?"
"Hell no, I'm Cracking an Egg"

by PopeMichael February 9, 2010

threeché

A "Touché", plus one!

When confronted with a "touché", an appropriate retort may result in a "threeché".

pronounced "three-shay"

by PopeMichael April 14, 2009