endangered feces

A lie that is about to be exposed for what it is- 'bullshit'.

John led us all to believe his lie that he was rich but his bullshit lies are an endangered feces once the Repo Man shows up to repossess his Mercedes, and the Bank forecloses on his home.

by Poop Stain Barney June 01, 2011

Validation Addiction

A person who uses Facebook to get their ego stroked and is so enamored by it that an addiction develops out of a need for constant validation.

Note: A sympathy seeker also falls under this category.

All Amy had to do was write, 'Thanks to all for the birthday wishes!' on her Facebook Wall but because of her validation addiction, she instead chose to personally thank each and every one of her 500 friends!

by Poop Stain Barney May 13, 2011

Domeaphobic

Fear of showing your bald head (dome) or receding hairline.

That cat Jack most definitely domeaphobic. He aint never take that hat off his dome!

by Poop Stain Barney May 13, 2011

Rugs

Men who are half Redneck and half Thug.

Jim Bob drives a Ford-150 with Large Mud Tires, Lift Kit, and a HillyBilly Bumper Sticker affixed but when he rolls down the window to his Hick mobile, Tupac Tunes blare out and when he gets out of his truck he sports Basketball High Tops instead of Shit Kicking Cowboy Boots. Jim Bob is a Rug and he hangs around other Rugs.

by Poop Stain Barney August 07, 2012

Tupac Theory

Explains why people think Tupac is still alive: Tupac Shakur had the nickname of Machiavelli (he spelled it Makaveli). Because the real Machiavelli (Niccolo) faked his own death, some believe Tupac did as well but in reality, it is mere coincidence as Tupac is really dead.

Rick Ross is steady singing, 'Tupac Back' based on Tupac Theory. The song is good but the truth remains: Tupac Dead, Tupac Dead, thats all the Coroner said was Tupac Dead.

by Poop Stain Barney July 01, 2011

Tebow Overdose

Too Much Tebow Talk. Either people talking good or bad about Tebow to the point that they overdose from it.

Person One: In church when we go down on one knee to pray,
we call that Genuflecting.
Person Two: No you are wrong, that is called Tebowing.
Person One: Maybe you should go to the Hospital for your Tebow Overdose.

by Poop Stain Barney February 04, 2012

Rescue Randy

A person who is always looking for opportunities to be a hero.

Mike was quick to rush towards the accident- even though Paramedics were already on the scene. He sure is a Rescue Randy.

by Poop Stain Barney October 26, 2011