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If you're constantly being bothered or annoyed by a 'white trash' acquaintance, neighbor or relative, and want to get rid of them once and for all - just lend them $20.00.
You'll never see them again.
You'll never see them again.
by Politic Ric March 6, 2007
Get the white trash mug.A person who believes one or more of the Tea Party’s slant on today’s political issues. Many of their rants are so bizarre and without basis that they weren’t taken seriously until the movement had grown to an alarming collection of right-wing extremists, thus proving that the number of insane people currently residing in the US was grossly underestimated. Some of their more bigoted, racist, religious or homophobic beliefs include:
Obama is a Muslim Socialist and is not eligible to be president because he was born in Kenya.
Obama is going to take away their guns.
If Republicans gain control of the House, Obama should be impeached.
Repeal the 14th Amendment so being born in America won’t mean automatic citizenship.
Obama’s Healthcare Plan has a hidden ‘Death Panel’ clause so they can decide who lives or dies.
16,000 IRS agents have been hired to jail people who don’t have health insurance.
Abortion is Murder. Every unborn child has the right to be born and survive to the age of eighteen so he or she can join the military and kill other eighteen year olds that have different religious or political views than they do.
Church and State should be one.
Gay marriage will ruin the sanctity of marriage.
Evolution is a hoax.
Creationism should be taught in schools.
Global warming is a hoax.
The Earth was created in 6 days and is 6,000 years old.
Sarah Palin could become one of America’s finest presidents.
Obama is a Muslim Socialist and is not eligible to be president because he was born in Kenya.
Obama is going to take away their guns.
If Republicans gain control of the House, Obama should be impeached.
Repeal the 14th Amendment so being born in America won’t mean automatic citizenship.
Obama’s Healthcare Plan has a hidden ‘Death Panel’ clause so they can decide who lives or dies.
16,000 IRS agents have been hired to jail people who don’t have health insurance.
Abortion is Murder. Every unborn child has the right to be born and survive to the age of eighteen so he or she can join the military and kill other eighteen year olds that have different religious or political views than they do.
Church and State should be one.
Gay marriage will ruin the sanctity of marriage.
Evolution is a hoax.
Creationism should be taught in schools.
Global warming is a hoax.
The Earth was created in 6 days and is 6,000 years old.
Sarah Palin could become one of America’s finest presidents.
Man 1: I can’t believe that guy. He thinks Sarah Palin would make a great president!
Man 2: President of what?
Man 1: The United States!
Man 2: What? No way! He’s such a Teatard!
Man 2: President of what?
Man 1: The United States!
Man 2: What? No way! He’s such a Teatard!
by Politic Ric October 27, 2010
Get the Teatard mug.Beautiful, voluptuous women that you find impossible to resist… but… they have a ‘look’ that says they’ve ‘been around the block’ a few too many times. Although having sex with them is very tempting, your inner voice keeps warning you that something evil lurks inside, and you’ll probably end up contracting AIDS or some other serious STD if you’re not very careful – so you’d better double up on the condoms.
Man 1: “See ya tomorrow morning. I just got an offer I can’t refuse from those two babes!”
Man 2: “Make sure you wear a condom on your condom. They look like a couple Trojan Whores to me!”
Man 2: “Make sure you wear a condom on your condom. They look like a couple Trojan Whores to me!”
by Politic Ric May 27, 2010
Get the Trojan Whores mug.Sarah Palin’s folksy, self-proclaimed description of herself, followed by her assertion that the only difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull is lipstick – therefore publicly admitting that she walks on four legs, has eight nipples, a tail and greets her friends by sniffing their assholes. (And within the Tea Party, that’s a whole lot of sniffing!)
Man 1: Let’s put some lipstick on that pitbull and turn it into a hockey mom.
Man 2: Better yet, let’s put some lipstick and glasses on it and turn it into Sarah Palin!
Man 2: Better yet, let’s put some lipstick and glasses on it and turn it into Sarah Palin!
by Politic Ric October 22, 2010
Get the hockey mom mug.A severe allergic reaction, usually found on the upper thighs or ass cheeks, brought about by any amount of money ‘burning a hole in your pocket.’ The only known cure is to spend every cent of your Welfare check, Social Security check or Paycheck before midnight on payday – no matter what your financial obligations might be. Purchases generally include such low-rent essentials as cigarettes, lottery tickets, liquor, drugs, new release DVDs or CDs. Expenses such as rent, car payments, insurance, clothing or food are not considered to be essentials and therefore are not factored into the equation.
“Ouch! I gotta buy some cigarettes, DVDs and lottery tickets, quick - before I get a cash rash! I had a lot of overtime this week!”
by Politic Ric May 26, 2010
Get the cash rash mug.Collecting Welfare, Social Security and Child Support every month, without ever lifting a finger – except for going to the mailbox and the bank.
by Politic Ric May 26, 2010
Get the Trailer Trash Trifecta mug.It’s a well-known fact that many families receiving Food Stamps eat like millionaires. While most of the population gets by on fatty ground beef and frozen dinners, Food Stampers feast on Filet Mignon, New York Strip, lobster tails and crab legs. If eating like this still isn’t enough to spend their entire monthly food handout, they then resort to throwing parties and cookouts just to use up the stamps. Of course, the concept of not spending every dime of their government handout, stocking up on non-perishables, or donating some of the excess food to a charitable organization is out of the question.
“Awesome! I just got invited to C’s cookout again! Last time I went, I had a couple Food Stamp Filets at her house, then she gave me four more to take home!”
by Politic Ric June 2, 2010
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