Definitions by Pokewhizz

Sleepstealer

Person who occupies your thoughts & causes you anxiety/worry, depriving you of sleep.

Person 1: I can’t stop thinking about X, it’s keeping me awake at night.

Person 2: sounds like we have a sleepstealer on our hands...

Sleepstealer by Pokewhizz January 3, 2019

House spouse 

A house spouse: gender neutral version of house wife/husband (noun)

Person A: I don’t have a job. I’m married though!

Person B: fam, congratulations! You’re a house spouse.

Person A: damn straight I am famalam.

House spouse by Pokewhizz December 8, 2017

Oneship 

A one way relationship

Person A: I like B
Person B: I don't like A
Person C: That's a oneship

Oneship by Pokewhizz July 28, 2016