Definitions by PoisonPurple

Christmas Coma 

when you eat so much food for Christmas dinner/lunch, that you need to lie down and pass out for the rest of the day.

I had so much food last Christmas that I got Christmas Coma at 2pm and didn't wake up until 4pm the next day.

Christmas Coma by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016

Congress 

The opposite of progress. A bunch of old, rich, whiney white men who think they know how the female body works. Capable of throwing a tantrum and shutting down the American government at any given moment.

Congress is a huge clusterfuck waiting to happen.

Congress by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016

Netflix and Kill 

The feeling you get when you're loading a movie to watch on Netflix, and the internet goes down.

I was all set to watch this new movie on Netflix, and then the internet crashed and now I want to Netflix and Kill someone.

Netflix and Kill by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016

trumpkin 

sometimes used to describe the shade of Donald Trump's skin, or something of similar colour. combination of Trump and pumpkin.

the walls of that house are an ugly trumpkin orange colour.

trumpkin by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016