Noun:
A flirty cellphone text message, i.e. a text showing casual sexual attraction.
Verb:
To create and send such a message.
A flirty cellphone text message, i.e. a text showing casual sexual attraction.
Verb:
To create and send such a message.
One sec... just let me finish up this flirtext to that cute girl I met last night
Quit flirtexting and get back to work!
Quit flirtexting and get back to work!
by PohTayToez April 28, 2008
Get the flirtextmug. A phrase used when a statement one has previously made comes into question. This phrase can only be used when one is absolutely sure that the previous statement is factual. The "bitch" in question is the subject of the statement under question, which does not necessarily have to be female or canine.
"Did you know Coca-Cola originally had cocaine in it?"
"No way, that's an urban legend."
"Bullshit, Google that bitch."
"No way, that's an urban legend."
"Bullshit, Google that bitch."
by PohTayToez October 10, 2008
Get the Google that bitchmug. A phrase used mainly by weed smokers. It refers to taking a break from smoking, or smoking less often, in an attempt to lower your tolerance to THC, and thus gain a better high each time you do smoke.
Yo man, I've been blazing up every day for a month, and it's just not the same anymore. I need to take a tolerance break.
by PohTayToez July 09, 2007
Get the tolerance breakmug. by PohTayToez August 24, 2007
Get the facebookmug. 1: Used to describe something that is fake. Can be a person, thing or act.
2: An image that has literally been drawn or edited with the program Adobe Photoshop
2: An image that has literally been drawn or edited with the program Adobe Photoshop
1:
Dude, Jimmy is never sincere, he just tells you what you want to hear. He's so photoshopped.
Hey, those Air Jordans you got for $20 were cheap for a reason... they're totally photoshopped.
Clarissa told me she was happy that I had found someone else, but I could tell it was totally photoshopped.
2:
Dude, I totally just photoshopped the heads of the Olsen twins' bodies onto some nude pictures.
Dude, Jimmy is never sincere, he just tells you what you want to hear. He's so photoshopped.
Hey, those Air Jordans you got for $20 were cheap for a reason... they're totally photoshopped.
Clarissa told me she was happy that I had found someone else, but I could tell it was totally photoshopped.
2:
Dude, I totally just photoshopped the heads of the Olsen twins' bodies onto some nude pictures.
by PohTayToez February 25, 2008
Get the photoshoppedmug. The erect penis of a sleeping male. Such named because someone sleeping with said male may get repeated poked with said erect penis as the male moves in his sleep, resulting in a feeling of getting attacked by a very small shark.
by PohTayToez May 05, 2009
Get the boner sharkmug. A disease by which is characterized by the wanting of never to grow. One who wishes to remain a child forever would be infected by peterpanitis. This disease if often contracted during periods of great social adjustment, such as the move from middle school to highschool, or going from highschool to college.
Liz: I don't want to grow up. I wish I could stay in highschool forever and never have to worry about a career or bills or anything.
Trevor: Sounds like you have a case of peterpanitis.
Trevor: Sounds like you have a case of peterpanitis.
by PohTayToez August 24, 2007
Get the Peterpanitismug.