PohTayToez's definitions
A disease by which is characterized by the wanting of never to grow. One who wishes to remain a child forever would be infected by peterpanitis. This disease if often contracted during periods of great social adjustment, such as the move from middle school to highschool, or going from highschool to college.
Liz: I don't want to grow up. I wish I could stay in highschool forever and never have to worry about a career or bills or anything.
Trevor: Sounds like you have a case of peterpanitis.
Trevor: Sounds like you have a case of peterpanitis.
by PohTayToez August 24, 2007
Get the Peterpanitismug. Noun:
A flirty cellphone text message, i.e. a text showing casual sexual attraction.
Verb:
To create and send such a message.
A flirty cellphone text message, i.e. a text showing casual sexual attraction.
Verb:
To create and send such a message.
One sec... just let me finish up this flirtext to that cute girl I met last night
Quit flirtexting and get back to work!
Quit flirtexting and get back to work!
by PohTayToez April 28, 2008
Get the flirtextmug. A phrase used when a statement one has previously made comes into question. This phrase can only be used when one is absolutely sure that the previous statement is factual. The "bitch" in question is the subject of the statement under question, which does not necessarily have to be female or canine.
"Did you know Coca-Cola originally had cocaine in it?"
"No way, that's an urban legend."
"Bullshit, Google that bitch."
"No way, that's an urban legend."
"Bullshit, Google that bitch."
by PohTayToez October 10, 2008
Get the Google that bitchmug. A gesture similar to the awkward turtle in that it is a hand gesture that conveys the feelings of the one making it. The lonely lama is done by pointing the index and pinky finger upwards while touching the middle and ring finger to the thumb, in the same way that a shadow puppet dog is made.
It is most often used when one is part of a group, and the group leaves for a period of time. The lonely llama can also be somewhat counterproductive as one displaying the lonely llama by themselves would likely be avoided by others.
It is most often used when one is part of a group, and the group leaves for a period of time. The lonely llama can also be somewhat counterproductive as one displaying the lonely llama by themselves would likely be avoided by others.
Melissa: "I have to go to the bathroom, be back in a minute"
Trevor: "Oh, sorry, I have to take this call. Excuse me.'
Nickie: *lonely llama*
Trevor: "Oh, sorry, I have to take this call. Excuse me.'
Nickie: *lonely llama*
by PohTayToez May 18, 2009
Get the lonely llamamug. by PohTayToez May 13, 2009
Get the gang rapemug. A text message sent from one person in a group of people to another in the group. Normally used to talk about someone "behind their back" when they're actually right in front of you.
Matt was being a complete douche, but I didn't want to say it out loud so I whisper texted it to Nickie.
by PohTayToez July 13, 2009
Get the whisper textmug. The erect penis of a sleeping male. Such named because someone sleeping with said male may get repeated poked with said erect penis as the male moves in his sleep, resulting in a feeling of getting attacked by a very small shark.
by PohTayToez May 5, 2009
Get the boner sharkmug.