PohTayToez's definitions

boner shark

The erect penis of a sleeping male. Such named because someone sleeping with said male may get repeated poked with said erect penis as the male moves in his sleep, resulting in a feeling of getting attacked by a very small shark.

Marten is such a restless sleeper... he kept me up all night with his boner shark.

by PohTayToez May 5, 2009

Peterpanitis

A disease by which is characterized by the wanting of never to grow. One who wishes to remain a child forever would be infected by peterpanitis. This disease if often contracted during periods of great social adjustment, such as the move from middle school to highschool, or going from highschool to college.

Liz: I don't want to grow up. I wish I could stay in highschool forever and never have to worry about a career or bills or anything.

Trevor: Sounds like you have a case of peterpanitis.

by PohTayToez August 24, 2007

flirtext

Noun:
A flirty cellphone text message, i.e. a text showing casual sexual attraction.

Verb:
To create and send such a message.

One sec... just let me finish up this flirtext to that cute girl I met last night

Quit flirtexting and get back to work!

by PohTayToez April 28, 2008

tolerance break

A phrase used mainly by weed smokers. It refers to taking a break from smoking, or smoking less often, in an attempt to lower your tolerance to THC, and thus gain a better high each time you do smoke.

Yo man, I've been blazing up every day for a month, and it's just not the same anymore. I need to take a tolerance break.

by PohTayToez July 9, 2007

facebook

MySpace's older brother that is just now hitting puberty.

"d00d, MySpace is so last month. Like, all of us MATURE people are on facebook, duh"

by PohTayToez August 24, 2007

whisper text

A text message sent from one person in a group of people to another in the group. Normally used to talk about someone "behind their back" when they're actually right in front of you.

Matt was being a complete douche, but I didn't want to say it out loud so I whisper texted it to Nickie.

by PohTayToez July 13, 2009

Google that bitch

A phrase used when a statement one has previously made comes into question. This phrase can only be used when one is absolutely sure that the previous statement is factual. The "bitch" in question is the subject of the statement under question, which does not necessarily have to be female or canine.

"Did you know Coca-Cola originally had cocaine in it?"

"No way, that's an urban legend."

"Bullshit, Google that bitch."

by PohTayToez October 10, 2008