facebook

MySpace's older brother that is just now hitting puberty.

"d00d, MySpace is so last month. Like, all of us MATURE people are on facebook, duh"

by PohTayToez April 27, 2007

boner shark

The erect penis of a sleeping male. Such named because someone sleeping with said male may get repeated poked with said erect penis as the male moves in his sleep, resulting in a feeling of getting attacked by a very small shark.

Marten is such a restless sleeper... he kept me up all night with his boner shark.

by PohTayToez May 05, 2009

Granny Shot

Noun:
A method of shooting a basketball. The shooter will start holding the basketball with both hands downward in front of their body with both arms extended. The shooter will then quickly raise the ball, keeping their arms extended, and release the ball before the arms become perpendicular to the body.

The shot is generally looked on to be performed by those with little basketball skill. The name is used in a derogatory manner implying that one shoots in a way that a grandmother would.

It's so funny when Jenna wants to play with us, because she always uses the granny shot.

by PohTayToez March 10, 2009

tolerance break

A phrase used mainly by weed smokers. It refers to taking a break from smoking, or smoking less often, in an attempt to lower your tolerance to THC, and thus gain a better high each time you do smoke.

Yo man, I've been blazing up every day for a month, and it's just not the same anymore. I need to take a tolerance break.

by PohTayToez June 13, 2007

Spunky Cola

Slang term for male ejaculate.

Pit Girl endorses drinking Spunky Cola.

by PohTayToez December 06, 2010

hohosexual

Describes someone that is attracted only to men in red and white fuzzy suits, carrying bags of toys.

See that Mrs. Claus over there? I here she is so hohosexual.

by PohTayToez December 04, 2007

-osaurus

A suffix that can be added to an adjective to make a word that refers to a person that is being that adjective.

Some good -osauruses

Oblivosaurus (Someone that is oblivious)
Grumposaurus (Someone that is grumpy)
Exaustosaurus (Someone that is exausted)
Smarmosaurus (Someone that is smarmy)
Bipolosaurus (Someone that is bipolar)

etc...

by PohTayToez August 20, 2007