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-osaurus

A suffix that can be added to an adjective to make a word that refers to a person that is being that adjective.
Some good -osauruses

Oblivosaurus (Someone that is oblivious)
Grumposaurus (Someone that is grumpy)
Exaustosaurus (Someone that is exausted)
Smarmosaurus (Someone that is smarmy)
Bipolosaurus (Someone that is bipolar)

etc...
by PohTayToez August 24, 2007
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facebook

MySpace's older brother that is just now hitting puberty.
"d00d, MySpace is so last month. Like, all of us MATURE people are on facebook, duh"
by PohTayToez August 24, 2007
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photoshopped

1: Used to describe something that is fake. Can be a person, thing or act.

2: An image that has literally been drawn or edited with the program Adobe Photoshop
1:
Dude, Jimmy is never sincere, he just tells you what you want to hear. He's so photoshopped.

Hey, those Air Jordans you got for $20 were cheap for a reason... they're totally photoshopped.

Clarissa told me she was happy that I had found someone else, but I could tell it was totally photoshopped.

2:
Dude, I totally just photoshopped the heads of the Olsen twins' bodies onto some nude pictures.
by PohTayToez February 25, 2008
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hohosexual

Describes someone that is attracted only to men in red and white fuzzy suits, carrying bags of toys.
See that Mrs. Claus over there? I here she is so hohosexual.
by PohTayToez December 30, 2007
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flirtext

Noun:
A flirty cellphone text message, i.e. a text showing casual sexual attraction.

Verb:
To create and send such a message.
One sec... just let me finish up this flirtext to that cute girl I met last night

Quit flirtexting and get back to work!
by PohTayToez April 28, 2008
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Granny Shot

Noun:
A method of shooting a basketball. The shooter will start holding the basketball with both hands downward in front of their body with both arms extended. The shooter will then quickly raise the ball, keeping their arms extended, and release the ball before the arms become perpendicular to the body.

The shot is generally looked on to be performed by those with little basketball skill. The name is used in a derogatory manner implying that one shoots in a way that a grandmother would.
It's so funny when Jenna wants to play with us, because she always uses the granny shot.
by PohTayToez March 9, 2009
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Google that bitch

A phrase used when a statement one has previously made comes into question. This phrase can only be used when one is absolutely sure that the previous statement is factual. The "bitch" in question is the subject of the statement under question, which does not necessarily have to be female or canine.
"Did you know Coca-Cola originally had cocaine in it?"

"No way, that's an urban legend."

"Bullshit, Google that bitch."
by PohTayToez October 10, 2008
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