Definitions by PohTayToez
flirtext
Noun:
A flirty cellphone text message, i.e. a text showing casual sexual attraction.
Verb:
To create and send such a message.
A flirty cellphone text message, i.e. a text showing casual sexual attraction.
Verb:
To create and send such a message.
One sec... just let me finish up this flirtext to that cute girl I met last night
Quit flirtexting and get back to work!
Quit flirtexting and get back to work!
flirtext by PohTayToez April 28, 2008
photoshopped
1: Used to describe something that is fake. Can be a person, thing or act.
2: An image that has literally been drawn or edited with the program Adobe Photoshop
2: An image that has literally been drawn or edited with the program Adobe Photoshop
1:
Dude, Jimmy is never sincere, he just tells you what you want to hear. He's so photoshopped.
Hey, those Air Jordans you got for $20 were cheap for a reason... they're totally photoshopped.
Clarissa told me she was happy that I had found someone else, but I could tell it was totally photoshopped.
2:
Dude, I totally just photoshopped the heads of the Olsen twins' bodies onto some nude pictures.
Dude, Jimmy is never sincere, he just tells you what you want to hear. He's so photoshopped.
Hey, those Air Jordans you got for $20 were cheap for a reason... they're totally photoshopped.
Clarissa told me she was happy that I had found someone else, but I could tell it was totally photoshopped.
2:
Dude, I totally just photoshopped the heads of the Olsen twins' bodies onto some nude pictures.
photoshopped by PohTayToez February 25, 2008
hohosexual
Describes someone that is attracted only to men in red and white fuzzy suits, carrying bags of toys.
hohosexual by PohTayToez December 30, 2007
facebook by PohTayToez August 24, 2007
Peterpanitis
A disease by which is characterized by the wanting of never to grow. One who wishes to remain a child forever would be infected by peterpanitis. This disease if often contracted during periods of great social adjustment, such as the move from middle school to highschool, or going from highschool to college.
Liz: I don't want to grow up. I wish I could stay in highschool forever and never have to worry about a career or bills or anything.
Trevor: Sounds like you have a case of peterpanitis.
Trevor: Sounds like you have a case of peterpanitis.
Peterpanitis by PohTayToez August 24, 2007
-osaurus
A suffix that can be added to an adjective to make a word that refers to a person that is being that adjective.
Some good -osauruses
Oblivosaurus (Someone that is oblivious)
Grumposaurus (Someone that is grumpy)
Exaustosaurus (Someone that is exausted)
Smarmosaurus (Someone that is smarmy)
Bipolosaurus (Someone that is bipolar)
etc...
Oblivosaurus (Someone that is oblivious)
Grumposaurus (Someone that is grumpy)
Exaustosaurus (Someone that is exausted)
Smarmosaurus (Someone that is smarmy)
Bipolosaurus (Someone that is bipolar)
etc...
-osaurus by PohTayToez August 24, 2007
tolerance break
A phrase used mainly by weed smokers. It refers to taking a break from smoking, or smoking less often, in an attempt to lower your tolerance to THC, and thus gain a better high each time you do smoke.
Yo man, I've been blazing up every day for a month, and it's just not the same anymore. I need to take a tolerance break.
tolerance break by PohTayToez July 9, 2007