PohTayToez's definitions
Noun:
A flirty cellphone text message, i.e. a text showing casual sexual attraction.
Verb:
To create and send such a message.
A flirty cellphone text message, i.e. a text showing casual sexual attraction.
Verb:
To create and send such a message.
One sec... just let me finish up this flirtext to that cute girl I met last night
Quit flirtexting and get back to work!
Quit flirtexting and get back to work!
by PohTayToez April 28, 2008
Get the flirtextmug. The erect penis of a sleeping male. Such named because someone sleeping with said male may get repeated poked with said erect penis as the male moves in his sleep, resulting in a feeling of getting attacked by a very small shark.
by PohTayToez May 5, 2009
Get the boner sharkmug. 1: Used to describe something that is fake. Can be a person, thing or act.
2: An image that has literally been drawn or edited with the program Adobe Photoshop
2: An image that has literally been drawn or edited with the program Adobe Photoshop
1:
Dude, Jimmy is never sincere, he just tells you what you want to hear. He's so photoshopped.
Hey, those Air Jordans you got for $20 were cheap for a reason... they're totally photoshopped.
Clarissa told me she was happy that I had found someone else, but I could tell it was totally photoshopped.
2:
Dude, I totally just photoshopped the heads of the Olsen twins' bodies onto some nude pictures.
Dude, Jimmy is never sincere, he just tells you what you want to hear. He's so photoshopped.
Hey, those Air Jordans you got for $20 were cheap for a reason... they're totally photoshopped.
Clarissa told me she was happy that I had found someone else, but I could tell it was totally photoshopped.
2:
Dude, I totally just photoshopped the heads of the Olsen twins' bodies onto some nude pictures.
by PohTayToez February 25, 2008
Get the photoshoppedmug. by PohTayToez December 6, 2010
Get the Spunky Colamug. A suffix that can be added to an adjective to make a word that refers to a person that is being that adjective.
Some good -osauruses
Oblivosaurus (Someone that is oblivious)
Grumposaurus (Someone that is grumpy)
Exaustosaurus (Someone that is exausted)
Smarmosaurus (Someone that is smarmy)
Bipolosaurus (Someone that is bipolar)
etc...
Oblivosaurus (Someone that is oblivious)
Grumposaurus (Someone that is grumpy)
Exaustosaurus (Someone that is exausted)
Smarmosaurus (Someone that is smarmy)
Bipolosaurus (Someone that is bipolar)
etc...
by PohTayToez August 24, 2007
Get the -osaurusmug. Noun:
A method of shooting a basketball. The shooter will start holding the basketball with both hands downward in front of their body with both arms extended. The shooter will then quickly raise the ball, keeping their arms extended, and release the ball before the arms become perpendicular to the body.
The shot is generally looked on to be performed by those with little basketball skill. The name is used in a derogatory manner implying that one shoots in a way that a grandmother would.
A method of shooting a basketball. The shooter will start holding the basketball with both hands downward in front of their body with both arms extended. The shooter will then quickly raise the ball, keeping their arms extended, and release the ball before the arms become perpendicular to the body.
The shot is generally looked on to be performed by those with little basketball skill. The name is used in a derogatory manner implying that one shoots in a way that a grandmother would.
by PohTayToez March 9, 2009
Get the Granny Shotmug. A phrase used when a statement one has previously made comes into question. This phrase can only be used when one is absolutely sure that the previous statement is factual. The "bitch" in question is the subject of the statement under question, which does not necessarily have to be female or canine.
"Did you know Coca-Cola originally had cocaine in it?"
"No way, that's an urban legend."
"Bullshit, Google that bitch."
"No way, that's an urban legend."
"Bullshit, Google that bitch."
by PohTayToez October 10, 2008
Get the Google that bitchmug.