Pogoextreme's definitions

Shunting

A term people that play Pokémon Go use for when they go shiny hunting, usually late at night where they won’t be judged for being absolute virgins.

Andy: hey did you wanna go shunting tonight? I can pick you up from Luxy’s at midnight.

Simon: can you make it 1am? I don’t want to bump into anyone I know.

Andy: sure. Let’s not invite Kieran.

by Pogoextreme November 12, 2019

Cairoh

A word to describe someone you feel intense emotions for that you shouldn’t. These emotions can be forbidden love or forbidden friendship but definitely always forbidden.

Andy: that guy, my cairoh, he owes me a shiny.

Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???

Andy: err. No.

*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*

by Pogoextreme May 8, 2019

Mass Effect effect

When someone discusses an amazing game around you, giving you the urge to play said game

Pete: Oh I always play as Male Shepard in Mass effect. So I can bone Tali.

Sam: aw shit. Now I’ve got the Mass Effect effect.

by Pogoextreme June 16, 2018

Original 151

The first, and greatest, 151 Pokémon.

I got all Original 151 Pokémon in my yellow game! Time to lose my virginity!

by Pogoextreme June 25, 2018

Tommysaurus

Tommysaurus is the name of a person who is polite, friendly, made some bad choices but then who hasn’t? He is super cute and deserves all the respect and attention because he’s a great friend.

That guy over there? Tommysaurus. Love him.

Oh my god I’m so lucky to have a Tommysaurus for a friend.

by Pogoextreme June 28, 2018

Poratte

A combination of the words “porn” and “latte” used to describe the most depraved and explicit latte art.

The baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the Lickey Hills.

Andy: Yo Kieran, Simon and I just had ace poratte. It was a guy with three wangs giving it to a hot Malay chick!

Kieran: Was that from Emma? She makes the best poratte.

by Pogoextreme July 4, 2018

blah blah blah me me blah blah blah blah blah me me me

1. What you say when someone is going on, and on, and on about their boring ass life and you want to show how obnoxiously hilarious you are.

2. Also a Finding Nemo reference.

Kieran: oh! So I forgot to tell y’all that I’m gonna be a father!

Emma: blah blah blah me me blah blah blah blah blah me me me

Simon: that was harsh, Emma.

Andy. But needed. Let’s go watch Finding Nemo

by Pogoextreme July 7, 2018