Pogoextreme's definitions

Platty Joobs

Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee

To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified

Aw Liz congrats on the Platty Joobs

by Pogoextreme June 2, 2022

Pegging scale

The Pegging scale (usually a 1-10) is how desirable someone would be to peg and how well they would take it.

Luxy: that Jimmy is a 10/10 on the pegging scale.

Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10

by Pogoextreme October 13, 2021

Poratte

A combination of the words “porn” and “latte” used to describe the most depraved and explicit latte art.

The baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the Lickey Hills.

Andy: Yo Kieran, Simon and I just had ace poratte. It was a guy with three wangs giving it to a hot Malay chick!

Kieran: Was that from Emma? She makes the best poratte.

by Pogoextreme July 4, 2018

Morbiosity

Morbid curiosity.

“Why are you staring at that car crash? You know it killed two people!”

“Morbiosity”

by Pogoextreme August 10, 2021

Melissa Vandella

As I'm sure we all know, Avril Lavigne died in 2003. The 90's kids could not live without such a skater/scene/emo icon so a clone was brought in to replace her. Her name was Melissa Vandella.

Have you heard Avril's new album? You can really hear Melissa Vandella's accent coming through on this one.

by Pogoextreme November 10, 2022

What the dish

“What the dish” is a term people defer to instead of saying “what the fuck”, “you fucking what”, “what the flying fuck” or “fucking what” to avoid swearing.

Luxy; I’m thinking of stretching my ears again!

Andy; oh yeah?

Luxy; yeah, just a little bigger, I’m using your cutlery.

Andy; What the dish?

by Pogoextreme December 28, 2020

Tommysaurus

Tommysaurus is the name of a person who is polite, friendly, made some bad choices but then who hasn’t? He is super cute and deserves all the respect and attention because he’s a great friend.

That guy over there? Tommysaurus. Love him.

Oh my god I’m so lucky to have a Tommysaurus for a friend.

by Pogoextreme June 28, 2018