Pogoextreme's definitions

Pegtember

Pegtember is the month of September when the guys and gals and theys get to participate in pegging. Whether that is receiving or giving, rejoice- its Pegtember

Next month is Pegtember and I cant wait to peg my partner for the first time for 30 days in a row!

by Pogoextreme August 29, 2023

Pegging scale

The Pegging scale (usually a 1-10) is how desirable someone would be to peg and how well they would take it.

Luxy: that Jimmy is a 10/10 on the pegging scale.

Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10

by Pogoextreme October 13, 2021

Platty Joobs

Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee

To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified

Aw Liz congrats on the Platty Joobs

by Pogoextreme June 2, 2022

Cumbrella

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021

Mustard Mitt

A phrase people say just before admitting to something.

Simon: Mustard Mitt, Andy looks good today.

by Pogoextreme October 21, 2020

Cairoh

A word to describe someone you feel intense emotions for that you shouldn’t. These emotions can be forbidden love or forbidden friendship but definitely always forbidden.

Andy: that guy, my cairoh, he owes me a shiny.

Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???

Andy: err. No.

*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*

by Pogoextreme May 8, 2019

Tommysaurus

Tommysaurus is the name of a person who is polite, friendly, made some bad choices but then who hasn’t? He is super cute and deserves all the respect and attention because he’s a great friend.

That guy over there? Tommysaurus. Love him.

Oh my god I’m so lucky to have a Tommysaurus for a friend.

by Pogoextreme June 28, 2018