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Definitions by Plummdogg

I’m gonna try the OMAD diet out. Make sure it’s OHMAD!
OHMAD by Plummdogg January 14, 2026
When your belt is so tight it starts to cut into your overhanging fat gut.
Man this belt is starting to cut into my gut. The old gut cut eh mate?
Gut Cut by Plummdogg November 29, 2025

the smelly machine gun 

When you drop a fart and it sounds like a machine gun and smells like Rotorua.

who cut one

Another saying for “who farted
“Who cut one? mate that wreaks
who cut one by Plummdogg October 18, 2020

toothbrush diet 

When the back end of the toothbrush is used to put down ones throat to then regurgitate any food that’s been swallowed.
I’ve dropped 5kg in 2 days since starting the toothbrush diet!
toothbrush diet by Plummdogg October 13, 2020

Countdown 

A girl that from a distance looks like a 10 out of 10, until she starts coming closer you then begin the 'countdown' from 10 until she's right up close you realise in fact she's only a 2!
"Shit mate, check out this Sheila over there, she's a 10! Hang on she's coming over here, countdown 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2 aaaaarrrrrrgggggghh!
Countdown by Plummdogg July 1, 2016

dirty reverend 

A priest shitting into another persons mouth.
dirty reverend by Plummdogg July 1, 2016