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praire oysters

If anyone asks you if you would like some praire oysters refuse say no
by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
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syphoning gas

the act of getting gas out of car usually with a hose usually done by hobos looking for flammable liquid to create fires for heat and to perform arson
at a local gas station some retard tried to syphon gas with a vacuum cleaner and it exploded
by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004
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muppet

weird little puppet things on sesame street and other little children's shows
big bird: hi kids today's weather is joint
cookie monster: big bird, thats not weather
Big bird: okay then today's letter is acne
Cookie monster: big bird, that a word not a letter
Big Bird: okay today's letter is 3
Cookie Monster: big bird thats a number not a letter
Big bird: no, but its the number of joints i smoked today
by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
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cockeyed sun

1. its when the sun is vertical
2.what dick gives tripya for breakfast
dammit george we got a special meal for u its new i dont want u to eat it though its not food
by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005
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bastard

1. an illegitimate child
2. usually an insult used by those who aren't creative enough to think up of something like, you're a testicle shitting penguin rapist.
by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004
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George Bush's Last Words

Dick, I thought you said rocks was food

I also thought you said the lucrative oil contracts that i gave you would make me KING of AMERICA
Please dick, tell nickelodeon to put ren and stimpy back on
i love that sonna bitch
by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005
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Jacktard

a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people
hilarity often insues
that jacktard sold his car for the gas money
by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006
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