PlayDohMan's definitions

television

a device for giving one's self eye cancer

Patient: Doctor i got eye cancer from watching too much TV.
Doctor: Well nothing we can do, we'll have to put you to sleep. Here, i have a nice dose of murder for you

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

pow

1. prisoners of war
2. a sound characters in comic books make when they punch someone

its funny in america POW's are treated like they are on welfare, they are given houses, adequate food, and other commodites, in other countries, POW's are tortured and beheaded

by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004

The Two Kinds Of Mexicans

1. the fat mexicans who eats a load of tacos at taco bell and throws up behind the dumpster of el cerro grande
2. the skinny dirty mexican, well self explanatory

i saw both kinds of mexicans at the welfare office on dorritos day

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

jakovasaurus

A dinosaur type of thing that shootes about 30 babies out when its pregnant and say baooo wooop all the time

The jakovasaurus jacked off.

by PlayDohMan May 9, 2004

mcdonalds

the absolute crappiest fast food restaurant where only little children, hobos, poor people and fatasses addicted to their food go to eat. they say they serve healthy salads but the truth is one salad has more fat than one of their rat poisoned nazi burgers.

its surprising mcdonalds hasn't gone out of business, after all their president had a heart attack from eating too much of his own shitty food creations.

by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004

marmalad

a form of jam that is usually smeared on someone and then licked off by his or her partner usually applied to the titties penis or vagina

She smeared marmalad on him and licked it off

by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004

aqua teen hunger force

possibly the one of the best shows on adult swim. athf kicks ass and is hella cool. long live frylock master shake and meatwad

hella cool

by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004