2 definitions by Planet-38

crackin’ but fackin

Telling the truth in the form of a joke.

He: Thanks for the coffee. How can I ever repay you?
Co-worker: Well, there's this diamond tennis bracelet I like.
He: Ha. Ha.
He: Oh, I see. You crackin’ but fackin.

by Planet-38 February 21, 2009

Drunken Googling

Usually means looking up (and/or trying to contact) exes using Google after drinking droogling, but in the broader sense, is any online activity taken on after drinking.

Man, my ol' lady is going to kill me. I downloaded all this porn after a night of drunken googling.

by Planet-38 May 3, 2009