3 definitions by Plaid

malebane

Any phrase similar to "I just want to be friends!" Frequently causes dread in men who haven't learned the futility of unrequited love.

"Hey, baby, wanna fuck?"
"But, I just want to be friends!"

by Plaid September 19, 2003

New York Minute

A very fast minute. You use this saying when you'll be back, or have something done, really quick.

"I'll have the cookies here in a New York minute!"

by Plaid December 15, 2003

Neopolitan

To engage in sexual intercourse with all of a woman's three orifices: Oral, vaginal, and anal.

First she sucked me off, then I did her in the pussy, then I tapped that ass! It was a whole fucking neopolitan!

by Plaid October 14, 2004