Pitoyable's definitions

drag queen

A homosexual man who dresses as a flamboyant woman for entertainment or personal enjoyment.

The drag queens were so beautiful that my brother wouldn't believe me when I told him they were men.

by Pitoyable May 2, 2005

monkeybone

A monkey's hard cock. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeyhole


Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.

bob: you are a motley fool.
girl: You suck monkeybone.

boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.

by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

narf

An exclamation. Used when one has done or said something particularly stupid.

boy#1: "What is Harmony of Color?"

boy#2: "Color that's harmonious. Narf!"

by Pitoyable May 20, 2005

drag king

A homosexual woman who dresses like a man and takes on a male persona for entertainment or personal enjoyment.


*See drag queen

When my mother was in her drag king attire, I could not have picked her out of a line of dirty old men.

by Pitoyable May 2, 2005

ain't

Originally a non-slang word, ain't began as a contraction for "am not", as in "I ain't stupid." When people began to use it improperly as in "He ain't", which should have been "He isn't", people came to consider it improper use of language. Today, it's known to be used predominantly in the south and by uneducated people.

I ain't yo' momma.

He ain't goin' to eat those nasty baked beans.

by Pitoyable May 2, 2005

queer

A declaration of your homosexual pride.

I'm here and I'm queer!

by Pitoyable January 30, 2007

Texas

a.)n. A state of mind

b.)adj. An adjective to describe something bigger and better.

c.) A state of the USA. It has crappy weather and has five of the fattest cities in America.

I can't wait until I leave Texas. I want to go to San Fransisco and be a gay porn director.

by Pitoyable May 22, 2005