Pitoyable's definitions

beyotch

A friendly use of the word bitch. Usually used in greeting one's friend, or when one has succeeded over someone.

Hey, beyotch!

You got owned, beyotch!

by Pitoyable May 2, 2005

Bull shitter

n.
a.) A person who tells lies to get out of bad situations.

b.) A person that chats with someone who is incapable of understanding sarcasm.

c.) A person who lies to get in good with another.

I had to be a total bull shitter to keep from being grounded.

by Pitoyable May 2, 2005

monkeyhole

A monkey's asshole. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeybone
*see suck monkeyhole

Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom, your face, and monkeybone come backs.

bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!

(It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't actually attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.)

by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

narf

An exclamation. Used when one has done or said something particularly stupid.

boy#1: "What is Harmony of Color?"

boy#2: "Color that's harmonious. Narf!"

by Pitoyable May 20, 2005

drag king

A homosexual woman who dresses like a man and takes on a male persona for entertainment or personal enjoyment.


*See drag queen

When my mother was in her drag king attire, I could not have picked her out of a line of dirty old men.

by Pitoyable May 2, 2005

ain't

Originally a non-slang word, ain't began as a contraction for "am not", as in "I ain't stupid." When people began to use it improperly as in "He ain't", which should have been "He isn't", people came to consider it improper use of language. Today, it's known to be used predominantly in the south and by uneducated people.

I ain't yo' momma.

He ain't goin' to eat those nasty baked beans.

by Pitoyable May 2, 2005

Texas

a.)n. A state of mind

b.)adj. An adjective to describe something bigger and better.

c.) A state of the USA. It has crappy weather and has five of the fattest cities in America.

I can't wait until I leave Texas. I want to go to San Fransisco and be a gay porn director.

by Pitoyable May 22, 2005