3 definitions by Pissed off german scientist
what stuck up middle school girls say to their friends before they are able to relax during quarantine, because they like to rub it in that their GPA is higher than yours. typically used by that one kid that everyone hates.
savanna: "guys we still have work to do. the school assigned us work online. it's not a vacation guys.
by Pissed off german scientist March 24, 2020
obsessive history checking disorder. most parents contract this illness when their child turns 11-13 years old. they feel the constant need to check their child's browsing history even if their child is completely trustworthy. this condition often deteriorates the relationship of a child and it's parent because the child feels completely distrusted and as if their privacy has been violated.
Joe: Ethan, I am gonna watch weird kinky shit on your phone.
Ethan: Joe, don't do that, you know my father has OHCD. he will find what you watched and whoop my ass.
Ethan: Joe, don't do that, you know my father has OHCD. he will find what you watched and whoop my ass.
by Pissed off german scientist April 3, 2020
A useless system that teachers argue determines your intellectual capability, but in reality only demonstrates ones ability to mindlessly follow orders fiven to themselves by a teacher. It is also used as a form of social hierarchy, so that the most submissive, uncreative students will have something to use if their ego is harmed.
Kevin: maybe if you werent so full of yourself, then you might actually be able to have a romantic relationship.
Love: shut up, you dont know what you're talking about. My gpa is way higher than yours therefore, signifying my smarts
Love: shut up, you dont know what you're talking about. My gpa is way higher than yours therefore, signifying my smarts
by Pissed off german scientist March 10, 2020