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Soda

The improper term for Pop.
my friend: "Hey, give me a Soda!"

me: You mean Pop, right?
by Piranha November 19, 2007
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pop

The PROPER name for a soft drink used more often by person from the great lakes westward to the pacific northwest
I'll have a pop please........NO, YOU MEAN SODA........No, it's pop dammit!
by Piranha November 2, 2004
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checkerboard

Southwest Airlines equivalent of SSSS (see previously accepted definition highlighted) . Upon receiving the checkerboard you have to go through extensive secondary security screening because of pre-selected criteria.
Due to me flying one-way, I was given the checkerboard treatment by Southwest. Now I have to go through extensive security before the flight.
by Piranha January 26, 2006
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Teri Hatcher

The second most hottest and godly woman in the world after Eva Longoria, portrays "Susan Mayer" on Desperate Housewives. Also played "Lois Lane" on the late '90s sitcom "Lois and Clark".
It would be my ultimate dream of running into Teri Hatcher sometime and having fun together.
by Piranha July 7, 2006
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Cockroach

Military recruiting euphemism for unsolicited recruiting targets, after their practice of lounging around at public places looking for younger people of a lesser education to hassle into joining the military.The implication is the recruiters think whoever they throw their enlistment spin at is poor and dumb enough to fall for it.
Army Recruiter 1: Look at those two cockroaches about 30 feet ahead, they look like Mc Job types.

Recruiter 2: Let's go see......

Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???
by Piranha May 23, 2006
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Portland

Portland only wishes it had anywhere near the amount of activities and attractions that Seattle has!
by Piranha March 10, 2006
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Eva Longoria

The most talented and beautiful actress in the world. Eva has such a youthful glow she can play diverse roles ranging from a high school student in one movie to a club dancer fleeing the law in another film all the way to a housewife.
Dang, I wish I ran across Eva Longoria's path before Tony Parker did.
by Piranha May 2, 2006
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