Piranha's definitions

Bible Thumper

A religious Zealot who pressures people to subscribe to their own religios beliefs, even after the target has said they are not interested. Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are particularly notorious Bible Thumpers.

a bro: "Hey,there are some Mormon Missionaries at the door to talk to you!"

me: "Damn, I told those Bible Thumper Mormons to go away, where is my Pepper Spray at?"

by Piranha March 24, 2008

uncf

initials for the United Negro College fund, a shining example of minority hypocrisy!

It's ok for them to have a UNCF, but watch what would happen in a "caucasian college fund" ever started.....Jesse Jackson, the NAACP and all them other hypocrites would explode crying the race card!

by Piranha July 30, 2005

CAIR

The Council on American-Islamic Relations, a highly subversive and controversial organization whose main goal is to force Islam's religion and culture on the United States. CAIR'S major agenda includes:

1: Strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.

2: Actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with SSSS secondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.

TSA screener: Excuse me sir, you have been selected for a SSSS screening. Please follow me over to those chairs.

Passenger: You are doing this because I'm from the middle east! I'm going to report you and the airline to CAIR!

by Piranha June 11, 2006

The Simpsons

A highly outdated sitcom on the FOX network whose shelf life has long since passed.

The Simpsons may have been funny 17 years ago, now it's just a lame and tacky show.

by Piranha September 26, 2006

Arielle Kebbel

Truly the summit of beauty and talent. Arielle is a up and coming but accomplished actress with roles on movies and television shows such as " American Pie Presents: Band Camp", "The Grudge 2", "Gilmore Girls", and "Entourage".

Everytime I see Arielle Kebbel, she makes my heart melt!

by Piranha April 26, 2007

Oprah

The act of a female endlessly bashing males in response to all of their problems, named obviously after the talk show host that loves to whine about how bad men are.

Look at Jennifer over there pulling a Oprah!

by Piranha May 13, 2006

snake

Typical of University of Georgia girls who like to snake out of commitments for the school!

That UGA girl is a snake!

by Piranha November 8, 2004