Piranha's definitions

Teri Hatcher

The second most hottest and godly woman in the world after Eva Longoria, portrays "Susan Mayer" on Desperate Housewives. Also played "Lois Lane" on the late '90s sitcom "Lois and Clark".

It would be my ultimate dream of running into Teri Hatcher sometime and having fun together.

by Piranha July 7, 2006

Portland

A lame, boring Seattle wannabe.

Portland only wishes it had anywhere near the amount of activities and attractions that Seattle has!

by Piranha March 10, 2006

Cockroach

Military recruiting euphemism for unsolicited recruiting targets, after their practice of lounging around at public places looking for younger people of a lesser education to hassle into joining the military.The implication is the recruiters think whoever they throw their enlistment spin at is poor and dumb enough to fall for it.

Army Recruiter 1: Look at those two cockroaches about 30 feet ahead, they look like Mc Job types.

Recruiter 2: Let's go see......

Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???

by Piranha May 23, 2006

585

Area code encompassing the lamest city in the United States, Rochester, N.Y. as well as the surrounding region.

All of the 585Rochesterians made a big fuss when 716 was yanked from them and given to Buffalo.Time to call a wambulance!

by Piranha August 29, 2006

Kojak

A new series on USA that could of been a quality series, but is unfortunately nothing more than a "PC" (politically correct remake.

USA miscalculated severely with the new "PC" Kojak!

by Piranha March 25, 2005

The Weather Channel

A cable weather network that must think Atlanta is the god of cities since they gloss Atlanta every second they can!

The weather conditions in Atlanta is.............here's a live shot of Atlanta......

by Piranha October 31, 2004

Ambulance Chaser

A mental disease infecting lawyers, attorneys and others in the legal profession. Symptoms to be on the watch for include:

1) Hurrying to disaster sites to offer legal assistance, and:

2) Advertising heavily on television commercials, often using self-degrading nicknames such as "The Strong Arm".

Dang, look at "The Strong Arm" making a fool out of himself.What a Ambulance Chaser.

by Piranha August 29, 2006