donkey girl scout mess

A problem of one's own making which is of truely epic proportions.
When Julie and Sarah decided to lie to their folks so they could go to the concert neither was allowed to attend, they created a donkey girl scout mess for themselves.
by Pinkie_Flamingo November 05, 2010
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go fuck yourself sideways

to tell someone to hurt themselves, very badly; a curse.
When the ginormous corporation's troll fires you, you can say "go fuck yourself sideways".
by Pinkie_Flamingo November 01, 2010
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Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.
Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!
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ihazapout

ihazapout (Verb); to project a a bad mood; to be cranky; to be bitchy; to be disappointed; to have bad grace about some unmet emotional need.
After Cathy called me to cancel shopping with me yesterday , I was ihazapout for the entire evening.

When Tom's team lost to New York's, he was ihazapout for almost a week.
by Pinkie_Flamingo March 06, 2011
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fukity fuck

fuckity fuck (Noun): a sex life involving more than inanimate objects
Anyone caught cheating on this test will get no fukity fuck for the rest of the semester.
by Pinkie_Flamingo April 28, 2012
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Pest Control

A systemic effort to rid a neighborhood of undesirables such as the homeless, the poor black or brown people, Jews Asians, artists, musicians, children dogs, birds, butterflies or hedgehogs.

Usually accomplished via a new law, rule or corporate practice which has some ridiculous alleged purpose, whilst actually seeking some nefarious purpose.
The Old Town neighborhood seems to be undergoing a program of pest control. I just heard Julia and her kids were forced out when their apartment lease was not renewed.
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christ onna cracker

christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation
Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.
by Pinkie_Flamingo March 06, 2011
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