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Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.
Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!
by Pinkie_Flamingo October 13, 2016
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twatwaffling

(Verb). To utter words of such steaming excrement, it is hard to believe any mammal produced them.
I couldn't listen to the entire speech. His twatwaffling was severe.
by Pinkie_Flamingo June 20, 2016
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conhog

as a verb: to annoy, harrass and stalk women online; to do so by lying, using underhanded methods, and drawing others into the "discussion"; to be an asshole online;

as an adjective: to hijack a thread so that any discussion whatsoever is altered to one about the supposed unfairness suffered by the hijacker

AKA "to cornhog" or "cornhogging"
Susan was excited about that thread on quantative easing she began until some dufus conhogged it.
by Pinkie_Flamingo March 5, 2011
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go fuck yourself sideways

to tell someone to hurt themselves, very badly; a curse.
When the ginormous corporation's troll fires you, you can say "go fuck yourself sideways".
by Pinkie_Flamingo November 2, 2010
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Pest Control

A systemic effort to rid a neighborhood of undesirables such as the homeless, the poor black or brown people, Jews Asians, artists, musicians, children dogs, birds, butterflies or hedgehogs.

Usually accomplished via a new law, rule or corporate practice which has some ridiculous alleged purpose, whilst actually seeking some nefarious purpose.
The Old Town neighborhood seems to be undergoing a program of pest control. I just heard Julia and her kids were forced out when their apartment lease was not renewed.
by Pinkie_Flamingo April 5, 2022
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fukity fuck

fuckity fuck (Noun): a sex life involving more than inanimate objects
Anyone caught cheating on this test will get no fukity fuck for the rest of the semester.
by Pinkie_Flamingo October 1, 2012
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christ onna cracker

christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation
Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.
by Pinkie_Flamingo March 21, 2011
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