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dingdongschlong

A man who can typically only think with his dick.
Stop being a dingdongschlong.
Fuckboys are typically known as being a dingdongschlong.
When you act like a dingdongschlong no one likes it, besides yourself typically.
Dingdongschlongs never get ahead.
Wtf, why you gotta be a dingdongschlong?
Get with the program and stop being a dingdongschlong.
Who do you think you are being a dingdongschlong?
God's gifts to earth don't act like dingdongschlongs EVER!
by PineappleJuice February 25, 2015
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shipmentfucked

When a shipment gets lost in the mail whether it's the fault of the us post office, fedex, UPS or any other form of shipment services.
The package was lost because it was shipmentfucked, i hope they find the package soon.
The envelope with all the information was shipmentfucked because it got lost in a mexican cartel's crossfire during a shooting in one of the baddest places in the land, Warez, MEHHHH HEEEE COOO!
by PineappleJuice February 25, 2015
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real quick

The act of making a solid decision within the next few days determining ones future.
He ought to decide real quick before the stinkin bird flYs away.
by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015
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deport

1. to expel (an alien) from a country; banish.
2. to send of carry off; transport, especially forcibly
Deport immigrant felons now to reduce prison crowding.
by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015
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known fucktard

The friend in the group that tends to be illiterate.
The person who knows nothing pertaining to real life beyond the fact that s/he knows he needs food to survive.
The person in the group who my dog tends to outsmart.
The person in the group that is a leech and feeds off all others, with little to contribute.
The person in the group who is known to be a womanizer, cheater, and liar.
The person who will never truly be happy because they are always looking for the next best thing and have the worst attitude when it comes to being good in general.
The person who tends to have an unwarranted ego, making oneself look even stupider then already before.
The dumbshit who lacks common sense.
The known fucktard typically has little to know respect for anyone (including oneself), thereby will never be truly respected by anyone.
JD is a known fucktard.

Remember when I said "use that thing between your ears"? Well I was kind of kidding then, but now im not. You have a brain for a reason you known fucktard.
by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015
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WCBF

Acronym pertaining to the phrase 'we can't be friends".
The term WCBF is only valid when there was an existing friendship.
Fuckwads use this term when they think they are insulting someone, when in fact it's likely there own loss when telling others that WCBF.
by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015
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drastic measure

An extreme act that anyone can perform, pertaining to any situation.
Any and all of us here are capable of taking a drastic measure.
by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015
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