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slump

the action of gracefully leaning on a friend/wall/stuff

often performed while mongolled

requires special training of the neck muscles

first perfected by Angharad Matthews, and now spreading around bristol and the southwest of england and wales
"for fucks sake, angie's slumping on me again"

"i feel a mondo, tip-top, clubbing jam fair of a slump coming on"

"look at them lot slumped on the bed"
by Pierre May 29, 2004
mugGet the slumpmug.

UGA

The University of GAYgia, in Fagthens!
Go UF!!!!!! Beat UGA!!!!!!
by Pierre October 29, 2004
mugGet the UGAmug.

bumpsy daisy

doing a suave turn onto grass or the side of a road.
"Hold tight for the bumpsy daisy" - Joker
by pierre March 19, 2003
mugGet the bumpsy daisymug.

Ingestore

One who ingests their own organic waste. Often accompanied by one or more Soilers.

Legend has it, there was an ancient rivalry between the Soilers and Ingestores. The old Grecian myth tells of a man named Soilicles. Soilicles, Athenian Proto-Soiler, was the first of his kind. It is said that a day came when he was busying himself in the habitual age-old activity, when he was approached by a gentleman by the name of Ingesticles. Ingesticles, staring in disbelief and horror at what was to become of the organic waste, stated that the excretions could easily be re-ingested, instead of being laid to waist. Soiliclese, taking umbrage at the thought, dismissed the idea and drove wedge forever between the two schools of thought.

Ingesticles supposedly then aggregated his own philisophical school to forward his belief. To this day, subscribers to this doctrine are known as "Ingestores." Furthermore, the phrase "organic waste" has it's second word come as a consequence of the contention of Ingesticles.
"The soiler did his part, and the ingestore finished the rest."
by Pierre March 4, 2005
mugGet the Ingestoremug.

organic dildo

A dildo consisting of a slug of solid human organic exudite waste. Generally employed in a bout of coitus.
"He bent over, spawned an organic dildo, pulled it out, and shoved it up her ass."
by Pierre December 28, 2005
mugGet the organic dildomug.

Chelsey M

the hottest mother fucka in all of Northern Kentucky..
2)The Dutchess of Awesome
Man oh man, that girl is almost as hot as Chelsey M!!!
by Pierre January 30, 2005
mugGet the Chelsey Mmug.

frog

Anybody that is from France
Listen to Jacques Chiraq croak like a bullfrog on the Champs Elysees on the way to the Elysee Palace!
by Pierre January 21, 2005
mugGet the frogmug.

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